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| |Title=Banned in Bikini Bottom
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| |Season=5
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| |Episode=100a
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| |Airdate=[[November 23]], [[2007]]
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| (At the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is cooking Krabby Patties, and hears them sizzle. A big puff of steam comes up, and forms the shape of a heart. SpongeBob kisses it.)
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| SpongeBob: I know I've said this 90 times already but...<br />
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| Music: [[I Love Krabby Patties]]
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| I love [[Krabby Patties]]
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| I think that they ate swell.
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| They are the best
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| There's no contest
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| And now I'm going to yell.
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| SpongeBob: Whew! (SpongeBob fills his holes up with air while Squidward walks to the soda machine with a box of cups, and makes a replica of a house of cards with cups. The music continues.)<br />
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| I love Krabby Patties!
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| I think they're swell.
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| They're so neat
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| and quite a treat
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| And how I love the way they smell...
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| La la la la la la la la
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| La la la la la la la la
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| la la la la la la la la
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| Squidward: I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.<br />
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| SpongeBob: La la la la laaaaaaa...lalalala!!!<br />
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| (a tour bus comes out with Miss Priss blowing a whistle that signals more ladies)
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| Mr. Krabs: Hello, and welcome one, and all your money to ye olde Krusty Krab!<br />
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| Miss Priss: Come along, sisters. Pay no mind to this crimson abomination!<br />
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| Squidward: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!<br />
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| Miss Priss: Greetings. Although your establishment seems ropognent, and foul in nature, It seems not to affend our senceativiies. It is for that reason, plus the fact that we have been stuck on a tour bus for sevral days that my sisters, and I would like to eat something here.<br />
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| Squidward: Okay. But first let me call the mortition and tell him his uniform's been stolen. (Squidward cracks up) Chothing singer!<br />
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| Mr. Krabs: Squidward! These rich, and han- I mean, these little lovely ladies are obviously here to eat. So let's sell them- I mean, offer them some delicious Krabby Patties!
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| Miss Priss: Well mister..<br />
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| Mr. Krabs: Krabs, my lady.<br />
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| Miss Priss: Mr. Krabs, you know the basic rules of behaving like a civilized bottomfeeder. Perhaps your restaraunt isn't quite the hype of degenerence it appears to be. And we had you figured all wrong.<br />
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| Mr. Krabs: Of course you did, because you're about to find out. SpongeBob!<br />
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| SpongeBob: (still singing "I Love Krabby Patties")
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| Aaah...I like Krabby Patties!
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| I think they're swell.
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| I like Krabby Patties
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| And you cannot tell.
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| Krabby Patties
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| Krabby Patties.
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| They're so neat.
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| Lalalalala. Sweet to eat.
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| Lalalalala. Realy neat.
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| Really neat.
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| Treat that's neat.
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| Sweettreatsweet treat.
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| (Gerblish)
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| Miss Priss: (blows her whistle) Look at this wild hooligan. Running a muck, singing, dancing, it's shapless, disgusting. Alvert your eyes. Young man, what has caused you to act like this? I must know.<br />
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| SpongeBob: Actually, ma'am, It's the absolute fun, and deliciousness of a Krabby Patty.<br />
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| Miss Priss: Krabby Patty?<br />
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| SpongeBob: Yeah. That's right.<br />
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| Miss Priss: Well, anything this fun and delicious can be good. Why, what would this world be if everyone cavorted it in such a manner?
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| Mr. Krabs: Who are you with your tight lips, raised eyebrows, and conservative clothes?
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| Miss Priss: I am Mrs. Grizzlepuss. We are the United Organization of Fish Against things that are fun and delicious. And we are going to ban these so called Krabby Patties, and close your restaurant forever!
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| Mr. Krabs: What the...!
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| SpongeBob: Mrs. Grizzlepuss, maybe if you were to taste the Krabby Patty for yourself, you too could experience the awesome pleasure.
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| Miss Priss: I would soon sprout legs and do the watusi!
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| SpongeBob: Ooh! Okay.
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| Mr. Krabs: Ah, it don't matter anyway, lad. She can't close us down. (cut to the Krusty Krab locked up and has a "Closed" sign on it) She closed us down!!!! (cries)
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| Squidward: You called Miss Priss a disgusting old prune and you threatened her with a french-fry strainer.
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| Mr. Krabs: Well, I didn't know that her husband was the chief of police.
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| Miss. Priss: Thanks again, Al.
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| Officer Al: Anytime, honey. See ya at home for dinner. Mmm, I'm starving. YEE-HA!!!! (drives away)
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| Miss Priss: I just love that man.
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