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{{L|''[At the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is cooking Krabby Patties, and hears them sizzle. A big puff of steam comes up. SpongeBob sniffs it in, exhales it in the shape of a heart, then kisses it]''}} | {{L|''[At the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is cooking Krabby Patties, and hears them sizzle. A big puff of steam comes up. SpongeBob sniffs it in, exhales it in the shape of a heart, then kisses it]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I know I've said this 90 times already but... ♪I love Krabby Patties I think that they are swell. They are the best There's no contest And now I'm going to yell.♪ Whew! ''[SpongeBob fills his holes up with air while Squidward walks to the soda machine with a box of cups, and makes a replica of a house of cards with cups. SpongeBob then becomes like a circle, then exhales, which causes the music to continue]'' ♪I love Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. They're so neat and quite a treat And how I love the way they smell... La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la | {{L|SpongeBob|I know I've said this 90 times already but... ♪I love Krabby Patties I think that they are swell. They are the best There's no contest And now I'm going to yell.♪ Whew! ''[SpongeBob fills his holes up with air while Squidward walks to the soda machine with a box of cups, and makes a replica of a house of cards with cups. SpongeBob then becomes like a circle, then exhales, which causes the music to continue]'' ♪I love Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. They're so neat and quite a treat And how I love the way they smell... La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.♪}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[the house of cards falls down]'' I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[the house of cards falls down]'' I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|♪La la la la laaaaaaa... la la la la | {{L|SpongeBob|♪La la la la laaaaaaa... la la la la!♪}} | ||
{{L|''[a tour bus comes out with Ms. Priss dusting the ground, coming out, and blowing a whistle that signals more ladies that are similar to her. Mr. Krabs is at the door wearing a viking helmet for some reason]''}} | {{L|''[a tour bus comes out with Ms. Priss dusting the ground, coming out, and blowing a whistle that signals more ladies that are similar to her. Mr. Krabs is at the door wearing a viking helmet for some reason]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, and welcome one, and all your money to ye olde Krusty Krabbie!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, and welcome one, and all your money to ye olde Krusty Krabbie!}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|Come along, sisters. Pay no mind to this | {{L|Ms. Priss|Come along, sisters. Pay no mind to this crimson abomination! ''[Crimson is a shade of red. Priss walks into restaurant with sisters in single file behind her, stopping at the register and Squidward, who is reading a "Gossip" Magazine]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Notices Priss and screams]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Notices Priss and screams]''}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|Greetings. Although your establishment seems repugnant and foul in nature, it seems not to offend our sensitivities. It is for that reason, plus the fact that we have been stuck on a tour bus for several days, that my sisters and I would like to | {{L|Ms. Priss|Greetings. Although your establishment seems repugnant and foul in nature, it seems not to offend our sensitivities. It is for that reason, plus the fact that we have been stuck on a tour bus for several days, that my sisters and I would like to eat something here.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Okay. But first let me call the mortician and tell him his uniform's been stolen. ''[Squidward cracks up]'' Clothing zinger!}} | {{L|Squidward|Okay. But first let me call the mortician and tell him his uniform's been stolen. ''[Squidward cracks up]'' Clothing zinger!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! These wretched hags-I mean, these little lovely ladies-are obviously here to eat. So let's sell 'em- I mean, serve them some delicious Krabby Patties!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! These wretched hags-I mean, these little lovely ladies-are obviously here to eat. So let's sell 'em- I mean, serve them some delicious Krabby Patties!}} | ||
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{{L|Ms. Priss|Well, anything this fun and delicious can be good. Why, what would this world be if everyone cavorted it in such a manner?}} | {{L|Ms. Priss|Well, anything this fun and delicious can be good. Why, what would this world be if everyone cavorted it in such a manner?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Outraged]'' Who are you with your tight lips, raised eyebrows, and conservative clothes?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Outraged]'' Who are you with your tight lips, raised eyebrows, and conservative clothes?}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|I am Ms. Gristlepuss. We are The United Organization Of Fish Against Things That Are Fun And Delicious. Or, TUOOFATAFAD. And we are going to | {{L|Ms. Priss|I am Ms. Gristlepuss. We are The United Organization Of Fish Against Things That Are Fun And Delicious. Or, TUOOFATAFAD. And we are going to ban these so called "Krabby Patties", and close your restaurant forever!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...! ''[SpongeBob cuts in]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...! ''[SpongeBob cuts in]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ms. Gristlepuss, maybe if you were to taste the Krabby Patty for yourself, you too could experience the awesome pleasure.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ms. Gristlepuss, maybe if you were to taste the Krabby Patty for yourself, you too could experience the awesome pleasure.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, it don't matter anyway, lad. ''[Mockingly]'' She can't close us down.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, it don't matter anyway, lad. ''[Mockingly]'' She can't close us down.}} | ||
{{L|''[cut to the Krusty Krab locked up and has a "Closed" sign on it]''}} | {{L|''[cut to the Krusty Krab locked up and has a "Closed" sign on it]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Shouting]'' She closed us down! I'm ruined! ''[cries]'' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Shouting]'' She closed us down! I'm ruined! ''[cries]'' Curse ye! How did it come to this?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You called Ms. Gristlepuss a disgusting old prune and you threatened her with a french-fry strainer.}} | {{L|Squidward|You called Ms. Gristlepuss a disgusting old prune and you threatened her with a french-fry strainer.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I didn't know her husband was the chief of police!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I didn't know her husband was the chief of police!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Looks at watch]'' Uh, 4 days.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Looks at watch]'' Uh, 4 days.}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks over]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks over]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|It's no use! ''[Raises claws, which become weird-like]'' I' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|It's no use! ''[Raises claws, which become weird-like]'' I'm ruined! ''[Cries and runs away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, it's too bad. The only way to make Krabby Patties again would be if you opened up a place that didn't look like a restaurant and did it secretly.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You know, it's too bad. The only way to make Krabby Patties again would be if you opened up a place that didn't look like a restaurant and did it secretly.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Comes right back]'' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Comes right back]'' That's it! A secret Krusty Krab.! ''[Whispering]'' And I know just where to open it.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob's pineapple house, where Squidward is painting a banner that says "Grand Opening! The SECRET Krusty Krab!". Cut to inside the house. Mr. Krabs is dusting the cash register]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob's pineapple house, where Squidward is painting a banner that says "Grand Opening! The SECRET Krusty Krab!". Cut to inside the house. Mr. Krabs is dusting the cash register]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There ya are, Betsy! All good as new! ''[Kisses register as SpongeBob enters through door]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|There ya are, Betsy! All good as new! ''[Kisses register as SpongeBob enters through door]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Screams in shock]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Screams in shock]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa, sorry. I was just wondering-}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Whoa, sorry. I was just wondering-}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You know, lad, I can remember a time when people used to | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You know, lad, I can remember a time when people used to knock before entering someone else's home!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but...this | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but...this is my home.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, yeah...}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, yeah...}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick walks in]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick walks in]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Oops.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oops.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to a telescope sighting of the Krusty Krab sign, with a plank on it that says "Closed", then to Plankton with a small telescope in hand]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to a telescope sighting of the Krusty Krab sign, with a plank on it that says "Closed", then to Plankton with a small telescope in hand]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Happy day, Karen! That fool Krabs changed the name of his restaurant to the | {{L|Plankton|Happy day, Karen! That fool Krabs changed the name of his restaurant to the closed Krab! Everyone will think it's closed, and come eat here instead! He'll be ruined by tomorrow! ''[chuckles]'' What an idiot!}} | ||
{{L|Karen|It is closed.}} | {{L|Karen|It is closed.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|What?}} | {{L|Plankton|What?}} | ||
{{L|Karen|Ms. Gristlepuss and her husband banned Krabby Patties for being fun and delicious.}} | {{L|Karen|Ms. Gristlepuss and her husband banned Krabby Patties for being fun and delicious.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Banned? Then that means, my day of reckoning has come at last! I | {{L|Plankton|Banned? Then that means, my day of reckoning has come at last! I won, I tell you! I've won! And what better way than by default? ''[Gets a tiny coat and tiny hat off a tiny rack]''}} | ||
{{L|Karen|Where are you going?}} | {{L|Karen|Where are you going?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Oh, out to celebrate. ''[Opens tiny automatic door and exits]'' Don't wait up for me! ''[Door closes. Cut to a line to the secret Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Oh, out to celebrate. ''[Opens tiny automatic door and exits]'' Don't wait up for me! ''[Door closes. Cut to a line to the secret Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|But what does that have to do with making Krabby Patties?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But what does that have to do with making Krabby Patties?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nothing! But if don't get out there and start cooking, I'll make ya start taking weekends off!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Nothing! But if don't get out there and start cooking, I'll make ya start taking weekends off!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs from the table]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|''[runs from the table]'' Nooooooo!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[spying on Mr. Krabs]'' So, Mr. Krabs is operating under the table, huh? Well, two can play at that game!}} | {{L|Plankton|''[spying on Mr. Krabs]'' So, Mr. Krabs is operating under the table, huh? Well, two can play at that game!}} | ||
{{L|''[cut to the phone in the library. A hook attached to a rope is thrown onto the phone and Plankton climbs onto it]''}} | {{L|''[cut to the phone in the library. A hook attached to a rope is thrown onto the phone and Plankton climbs onto it]''}} | ||
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{{L|Miss Priss|It is? ''[trips]'' Oh! ''[falls down on the ground. The Krabby Patty flies from Al's hand]''}} | {{L|Miss Priss|It is? ''[trips]'' Oh! ''[falls down on the ground. The Krabby Patty flies from Al's hand]''}} | ||
{{L|Al|''[slow-motion]'' Oooooohhh... ''[in slow-motion, the Krabby Patty falls into Miss Priss's mouth. She chews and swallows it as Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Al stare at her. She then opens her mouth]''}} | {{L|Al|''[slow-motion]'' Oooooohhh... ''[in slow-motion, the Krabby Patty falls into Miss Priss's mouth. She chews and swallows it as Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Al stare at her. She then opens her mouth]''}} | ||
{{L|Miss Priss|Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh ♪Aaaaaaahhhhhh | {{L|Miss Priss|Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh ♪Aaaaaaahhhhhh!♪ ''[she turns happy and bursts into song]'' ♪I like Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. Can you not tell? Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, they're so sweet! La la la la la la la la la la♪}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[imitates her voice]'' ♪La la la la la la la la laaaaaaaa!♪ Really neat. ''[chuckles]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[imitates her voice]'' ♪La la la la la la la la laaaaaaaa!♪ Really neat. ''[chuckles]''}} | ||
{{L|Miss Priss|♪Sweet to eat!♪}} | {{L|Miss Priss|♪Sweet to eat!♪}} | ||
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