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{{EpisodeTr/100a}} | {{EpisodeTr/100a}}{{L|''[At the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is cooking Krabby Patties, and hears them sizzle. A big puff of steam comes up. SpongeBob sniffs it in, exhales it in the shape of a heart, then kisses it]''}} | ||
{{L|''[At the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is cooking Krabby Patties, and hears them sizzle. A big puff of steam comes up. SpongeBob sniffs it in, exhales it in the shape of a heart, then kisses it]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I know I've said this 90 times already but... ♪I love Krabby Patties I think that they are swell. They are the best, there's no contest, and now I'm going to yell.♪ Whew! ''[SpongeBob fills his holes up with air while Squidward walks to the soda machine with a box of cups, and makes a replica of a house of cards with cups. SpongeBob then becomes like a circle, then exhales, which causes the music to continue]'' ♪I love Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. They're so neat and quite a treat And how I love the way they smell... La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.♪}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I know I've said this 90 times already but... ♪I love Krabby Patties I think that they are swell. They are the best | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[the house of cards falls down]'' I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[the house of cards falls down]'' I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|♪La la la la laaaaaaa... la la la la!♪}} | {{L|SpongeBob|♪La la la la laaaaaaa... la la la la!♪}} | ||
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{{L|Ms. Priss|Mr. Krabs, you know the basic rules of behaving like a civilized bottom feeder. Perhaps your restaurant isn't quite the hive of degenerates it appears to be, and we had you figured all wrong.}} | {{L|Ms. Priss|Mr. Krabs, you know the basic rules of behaving like a civilized bottom feeder. Perhaps your restaurant isn't quite the hive of degenerates it appears to be, and we had you figured all wrong.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|'Course ya did, because you're about to find out. SpongeBob!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|'Course ya did, because you're about to find out. SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[comes with tray of Krabby Patties and sings]'' ♪Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... I like Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. I like Krabby Patties And you cannot tell. Krabby Patties Krabby Patties. They're so neat. La la la la la. Sweet to eat. La la la la la. Really neat. | {{L|SpongeBob|''[comes with tray of Krabby Patties and sings]'' ♪Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... I like Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. I like Krabby Patties And you cannot tell. Krabby Patties Krabby Patties. They're so neat. La la la la la. Sweet to eat. La la la la la. Really neat. Sweet to eat. Treat that's neat. Sweet treat sweet treat. ''[Utter Gibberish]'' La la la la la la la la laaaaaaaa!♪}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|''[blows her whistle, causing everyone to flinch and make SpongeBob fall on the floor, Patties and all]'' Look at this wild hooligan | {{L|Ms. Priss|''[blows her whistle, causing everyone to flinch and make SpongeBob fall on the floor, Patties and all]'' Look at this wild hooligan! Running amok, singing, dancing. It's... It's shameless. ''[Zooms in on Priss's face]'' Disgusting. Avert your eyes. Young man, what has caused you to act like this? I must know!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, ma'am, ''[holds up a Krabby Patty]'' it was the absolute fun and deliciousness of a Krabby Patty.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Actually, ma'am, ''[holds up a Krabby Patty]'' it was the absolute fun and deliciousness of a Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|Krabby Patty?}} | {{L|Ms. Priss|Krabby Patty?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, that's right.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, that's right.}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|Well, anything this fun and delicious can be good. Why, what would this world be if everyone cavorted it in such a manner?}} | {{L|Ms. Priss|Well, anything this fun and delicious can't be good. Why, what would this world be if everyone cavorted it in such a manner?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Outraged]'' Who are you with your tight lips, raised eyebrows, and conservative clothes?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Outraged]'' Who are you with your tight lips, raised eyebrows, and conservative clothes?}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|I am Ms. Gristlepuss. We are The United Organization Of Fish Against Things That Are Fun And Delicious. Or, TUOOFATTAFAD. And we are going to ban these so called "Krabby Patties", and close your restaurant forever!}} | {{L|Ms. Priss|I am Ms. Gristlepuss. We are The United Organization Of Fish Against Things That Are Fun And Delicious. Or, TUOOFATTAFAD for short. And we are going to ban these so called "Krabby Patties", and close your restaurant ''[forever]''!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...! ''[SpongeBob cuts in]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...! ''[SpongeBob cuts in]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ms. Gristlepuss, maybe if you were to taste the Krabby Patty for yourself, you too could experience the awesome pleasure.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ms. Gristlepuss, maybe if you were to taste the Krabby Patty for yourself, you too could experience the ''[awesome pleasure]''.}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|I would soon sprout legs and do the Watusi!}} | {{L|Ms. Priss|I would soon sprout legs and do the Watusi!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh! Okay.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh! Okay.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, it don't matter anyway, lad. ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, it don't matter anyway, lad. ''[mockingly]'' She can't close us down.}} | ||
{{L|''[cut to the Krusty Krab locked up and has a "Closed" sign on it]''}} | {{L|''[cut to the Krusty Krab locked up and has a "Closed" sign on it]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Shouting]'' She closed us down! I'm ruined! ''[cries]'' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Shouting]'' She closed us down! I'm ruined! ''[cries]'' How did it come to this?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You called Ms. Gristlepuss a disgusting old prune | {{L|Squidward|You called Ms. Gristlepuss a disgusting old prune, then you threatened her with a french-fry strainer.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I didn't know her husband was the chief of police!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I didn't know her husband was the chief of police!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to behind SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs, where Priss and 4 look-alikes stand in front of a muscular police officer going into a police car]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to behind SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs, where Priss and 4 look-alikes stand in front of a muscular police officer going into a police car]''}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|Thanks again, Al.}} | {{L|Ms. Priss|Thanks again, Al.}} | ||
{{L|Al|Any time, honey. | {{L|Al|Any time, honey. See you at home for dinner. Mmm! ''[licks his lips]'' I'm starving. ''[drives away]'' Yee-haw!}} | ||
{{L|Ms. Priss|I just love that man.}} | {{L|Ms. Priss|I just love that man.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut back to Mr. Krabs tugging at the lock on the Krusty Krab teary-eyed, then to SpongeBob and Squidward sitting]''}} | {{L|''[Cut back to Mr. Krabs tugging at the lock on the Krusty Krab teary-eyed, then to SpongeBob and Squidward sitting]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks over]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks over]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|It's no use! ''[Raises claws, which become weird-like]'' I'm ruined! ''[Cries and runs away]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|It's no use! ''[Raises claws, which become weird-like]'' I'm ruined! ''[Cries and runs away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, it's too bad. The only way to make Krabby Patties again would be if you opened | {{L|SpongeBob|You know, it's too bad. The only way to make Krabby Patties again would be if you opened a place that didn't look like a restaurant and did it secretly.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Comes right back]'' That's it! A secret Krusty Krab.! ''[Whispering]'' And I know just where to open it.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Comes right back]'' That's it! A secret Krusty Krab.! ''[Whispering]'' And I know just where to open it.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob's pineapple house, where Squidward is painting a banner that says "Grand Opening! The SECRET Krusty Krab!". Cut to inside the house. Mr. Krabs is dusting the cash register]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob's pineapple house, where Squidward is painting a banner that says "Grand Opening! The SECRET Krusty Krab!". Cut to inside the house. Mr. Krabs is dusting the cash register]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There ya are, Betsy! | {{L|Mr. Krabs|There ya are, Betsy! Good as new! ''[Kisses register as SpongeBob enters through door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, I-}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, I-}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Screams in shock]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Screams in shock]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa, sorry. I was just wondering-}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Whoa, sorry. I was just wondering-}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You know, lad, I can remember a time when people used to knock before entering someone else's home!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You know, lad, I can remember a time when people used to knock before entering someone else's home!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but...this is my home.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but...this ''[is]'' my home.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, yeah...}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, yeah...}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick walks in]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick walks in]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hey guys!}} | {{L|Patrick|Hey guys!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick! Thanks for helping out today!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick! Thanks for helping out today!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You bet! | {{L|Patrick|You bet! Where do you want these extra buns? ''[Holds up an empty bag]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Points to bag]'' Patrick, that bag is totally empty.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Points to bag]'' Patrick, that bag is totally empty.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick then lets out a big burp]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick then lets out a big burp]''}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|''[spying on Mr. Krabs]'' So, Mr. Krabs is operating under the table, huh? Well, two can play at that game!}} | {{L|Plankton|''[spying on Mr. Krabs]'' So, Mr. Krabs is operating under the table, huh? Well, two can play at that game!}} | ||
{{L|''[cut to the phone in the library. A hook attached to a rope is thrown onto the phone and Plankton climbs onto it]''}} | {{L|''[cut to the phone in the library. A hook attached to a rope is thrown onto the phone and Plankton climbs onto it]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[pants]'' Being a ruthless mastermind sure takes a lot outta | {{L|Plankton|''[pants]'' Being a ruthless mastermind sure takes a lot outta ya. ''[dials a phone number]''}} | ||
{{L|Al|Hello, this is officer Al, chief of police.}} | {{L|Al|Hello, this is officer Al, chief of police.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Cops, I need you!}} | {{L|Plankton|Cops, I need you!}} | ||
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{{L|Miss Priss|Of course I do! You are a nuisance to my community!}} | {{L|Miss Priss|Of course I do! You are a nuisance to my community!}} | ||
{{L|Al|You tell him, honey! Ha! ''[eats a Krabby Patty]'' That's my girl!}} | {{L|Al|You tell him, honey! Ha! ''[eats a Krabby Patty]'' That's my girl!}} | ||
{{L|Miss Priss|''[gasp]'' Al! What are doing!?}} | {{L|Miss Priss|''[gasp]'' Al! What are you doing!?}} | ||
{{L|Al|Having some lunch.}} | {{L|Al|Having some lunch.}} | ||
{{L|Miss Priss|Unhand that sandwich at once! ''[runs towards him]''}} | {{L|Miss Priss|Unhand that sandwich at once! ''[runs towards him]''}} | ||
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{{L|Miss Priss|It is? ''[trips]'' Oh! ''[falls down on the ground. The Krabby Patty flies from Al's hand]''}} | {{L|Miss Priss|It is? ''[trips]'' Oh! ''[falls down on the ground. The Krabby Patty flies from Al's hand]''}} | ||
{{L|Al|''[slow-motion]'' Oooooohhh... ''[in slow-motion, the Krabby Patty falls into Miss Priss's mouth. She chews and swallows it as Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Al stare at her. She then opens her mouth]''}} | {{L|Al|''[slow-motion]'' Oooooohhh... ''[in slow-motion, the Krabby Patty falls into Miss Priss's mouth. She chews and swallows it as Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Al stare at her. She then opens her mouth]''}} | ||
{{L|Miss Priss|Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh ♪Aaaaaaahhhhhh!♪ ''[she turns happy and bursts into song]'' ♪I like Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. Can you not tell? Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, they're so | {{L|Miss Priss|Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh ♪Aaaaaaahhhhhh!♪ ''[she turns happy and bursts into song]'' ♪I like Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. Can you not tell? Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, they're so neat! La la la la la la la la la la♪}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[imitates her voice]'' ♪La la la la la la la la laaaaaaaa!♪ ''[normal voice]'' Really neat. ''[chuckles]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[imitates her voice]'' ♪La la la la la la la la laaaaaaaa!♪ ''[normal voice]'' Really neat. ''[chuckles]''}} | ||
{{L|Miss Priss|♪Sweet to eat!♪}} | {{L|Miss Priss|♪Sweet to eat!♪}} | ||
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{{L|Miss Priss|That was wonderful! I... I feel... reborn!}} | {{L|Miss Priss|That was wonderful! I... I feel... reborn!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Does that mean you're not sending us to the Slammer?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Does that mean you're not sending us to the Slammer?}} | ||
{{L|Miss Priss|Of course, my dear boy. I'm a | {{L|Miss Priss|Of course, my dear boy. I'm a kinder, gentler fish. And I owe it all to you.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't forget the spatula! ''[Mr. Krabs, Miss Priss, Al, and others laugh. Al goes towards Miss Priss]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't forget the spatula! ''[Mr. Krabs, Miss Priss, Al, and the others laugh. Al goes towards Miss Priss]''}} | ||
{{L|Miss Priss|Don't push it, Al.}} | {{L|Miss Priss|Don't push it, Al.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[lifts bun from a Krabby Patty]'' Darn it! Argh! Once again, so close and yet so far! When am I gonna- oh! ''[He hides in the patty as Miss Priss picks it up]''}} | {{L|Plankton|''[lifts bun from a Krabby Patty]'' Darn it! Argh! Once again, so close and yet so far! When am I gonna- oh! ''[He hides in the patty as Miss Priss picks it up]''}} | ||
{{L|Miss Priss|Well, I think I'll have another one. ''[bites it, revealing Plankton]''}} | {{L|Miss Priss|Well, I think I'll have another one. ''[bites it, revealing Plankton]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Oh dear. ''[He screams as Miss Priss goes for a second bite. A "The End" card is shown and a gulp sound can be heard]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Oh dear. ''[He screams as Miss Priss goes for a second bite. A "The End" card is shown and a gulp sound can be heard]''}} | ||
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