20,000 Patties Under the Sea/transcript: Difference between revisions
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{{L|SpongeBob|No, not that, Patrick. This!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, not that, Patrick. This!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What is it?}} | {{L|Patrick|What is it?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. I think there's something buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|We?}} | {{L|Patrick|We?}} | ||
{{L|''[cut to large piles of dirt]''}} | {{L|''[cut to large piles of dirt]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, | {{L|SpongeBob|Phew! Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, eh, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'll say. ''[his entire chest is covered with hair]''}} | {{L|Patrick|I'll say. ''[his entire chest is covered with hair]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Plus look at what we unearthed! A UFO! ''[looks inside]'' Go on, you first. ''[Patrick climbs down a ladder]'' Kinda dark, | {{L|SpongeBob|Plus look at what we unearthed! A UFO! ''[looks inside]'' Go on, you first. ''[Patrick climbs down a ladder with SpongeBob following]'' Kinda dark, huh?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, dark.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, dark.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, there | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, there's gotta be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. ''[pulls off a skeleton and proceeds to start the submarine]'' Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! And here's the steering wheel!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|Now hold it, SpongeBob. You better let me drive.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Gimme that wheel!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Gimme that wheel!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|No! Let go! I wanna drive! ''[the submarine goes crazy]''}} | {{L|Patrick|No! Let go! I wanna drive! ''[the submarine goes crazy]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't understand, Squidward. Where are all the customers? I know the Krusty Krab isn't Bikini Bottom's most prestigious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competition.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't understand, Squidward. Where are all the customers? I know the Krusty Krab isn't Bikini Bottom's most prestigious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competition.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Am I getting paid extra for this conversation?}} | {{L|Squidward|Am I getting paid extra for this conversation?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, come on, Squidward. Can't you pretend to listen for | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, come on, Squidward. Can't you just pretend to listen for once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, since you can't bring any customers into the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers?}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, since you can't bring any customers into the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|La la la la la la la la la la.}} | {{L|Squidward|La la la la la la la la la la la la.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, of course! But how? ''[the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, of course! But how? ''[the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Can we park here? [Squidward looks up] Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Can we park here? [Squidward looks up] Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.}} | ||
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{{L|Man|No thanks.}} | {{L|Man|No thanks.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Now what?}} | {{L|Patrick|Now what?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. ''[to Man]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. ''[to Man]'' Are you sure you don't want to be out first customer, sir.}} | ||
{{L|Man|Yeah, I'm pretty sure. ''[starts to walk away]''}} | {{L|Man|Yeah, I'm pretty sure. ''[starts to walk away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! We'll pay | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait! We'll pay ya!}} | ||
{{L|Man|Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!}} | {{L|Man|Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, sir, come again!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. ''[an alarm sets off]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. ''[an alarm sets off]''}} | ||
{{L|Voice|Customer approaching.}} | {{L|Voice|Customer approaching.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah?}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? ''[cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt]'' Oh, no. You burnt all the patties | {{L|SpongeBob|Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? ''[cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt]'' Oh, no. You burnt all the patties. It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find somebody who would buy these?}} | ||
{{L|Truck Driver|[sees there are no more rocks] Hey, the rocks are all gone.}} | {{L|Truck Driver|[sees there are no more rocks] Hey, the rocks are all gone.}} | ||
{{L|Crowd|Aww! ''[Plankton smiles, but sees SpongeBob coming]''}} | {{L|Crowd|Aww! ''[Plankton smiles, but sees SpongeBob coming]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Folks, have I got a deal for you. ''[the crowd sees the hard patties. They buy them and proceed to hit Plankton with them]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Folks, have I got a deal for you. ''[the crowd sees the hard patties. They buy them and proceed to hit Plankton with them]''}} | ||
{{L|Jack|Alright, get 'im! [they start to throw the patty rocks at Plankton]}} | {{L|Jack|Alright, get 'im! [they start to throw the patty rocks at Plankton]}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs | {{L|SpongeBob|Won't Mr. Krabs be so proud of us when he finds out how good we're doing. See any new customers, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab...eyes?"}} | {{L|Patrick|No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab...eyes?"}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Here, | {{L|SpongeBob|Here, let me see. ''[looks through periscope]'' No, Patrick, that says "Abyss."}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, OK. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, OK. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|An abyss is a bottomless...''[SpongeBob turns around, the submarine falls down the abyss]''...chasm! ''[an alarm goes off]'' Pat, we're falling!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|An abyss is a bottomless...''[SpongeBob turns around, the submarine falls down the abyss]''...chasm! ''[an alarm goes off]'' Pat, we're falling!}} | ||
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{{L|Sea Monster|I want dessert! [Plankton parachutes down]}} | {{L|Sea Monster|I want dessert! [Plankton parachutes down]}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We- We don't have desserts.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We- We don't have desserts.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[lands from his parachute]'' Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My | {{L|Plankton|''[lands from his parachute]'' Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My, my, my... [the end of the periscope breaks off, he falls down and rolls into some wet mud]}} | ||
{{L|Sea Monster|Hey, a choclate eclair! Now that looks like dessert to me!}} | {{L|Sea Monster|Hey, a choclate eclair! [to audience] Now that looks like dessert to me!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|No! No, no, no, no! You- You've got it all wrong, see... Hey! ''[the Sea Monster chases Plankton through the abyss]''}} | {{L|Plankton|No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You- You've got it all wrong, see... Hey! ''[the Sea Monster chases Plankton through the abyss]''}} | ||
{{L|''[cut to the Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|''[cut to the Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Janitor|''[repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously]'' There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.}} | {{L|Janitor|''[repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously]'' There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from the...''[the submarine crashes into the windows again]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from the...''[the submarine crashes into the windows again]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We're back, Mr. Krabs!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We're back, Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Tell me all about it | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Tell me all about it. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't care about that. Tell me about the money.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't care about that. Tell me about the money.}} | ||
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