Jump to content

20,000 Patties Under the Sea/transcript: Difference between revisions

From SpongeBob Wiki
>Navus
No edit summary
>Disneygirl93
No edit summary
Line 19: Line 19:
{{L|Patrick|Ok. ''[they both turn around and trip over something]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Ok. ''[they both turn around and trip over something]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I think I landed on my pain center.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I think I landed on my pain center.}}
{{L|Patrick|I think I landed on a rock. [Patrick shows a big rock on the back of his head]}}
{{L|Patrick|I think I landed on a rock. ''[Patrick shows a big rock on the back of his head]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.}}
{{L|Patrick|That's just Squidward sunbathing again. ''[Patrick points to Squidward who lowers down his sunglasses]''}}
{{L|Patrick|That's just Squidward sunbathing again. ''[Patrick points to Squidward who lowers down his sunglasses]''}}
Line 42: Line 42:
{{L|Squidward|La la la la la la la la la la la la.}}
{{L|Squidward|La la la la la la la la la la la la.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, of course! But how? ''[the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, of course! But how? ''[the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Can we park here? [Squidward looks up] Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Can we park here? ''[Squidward looks up]'' Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.}}
{{L|Patrick|Or even around the block!}}
{{L|Patrick|Or even around the block!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. ''[cuts to outside]'' So long, boys. Make me lots of money!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. ''[cuts to outside]'' So long, boys. Make me lots of money!}}
Line 75: Line 75:
{{L|Plankton|Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma!}}
{{L|Plankton|Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma!}}
{{L|Mary|You're probably right.}}
{{L|Mary|You're probably right.}}
{{L|Plankton|You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here. ''[a person throws a rock at Plankton]'' What the? [People start throwing rocks] No! Controls malfunctioning! [people continue to throw rocks]}}
{{L|Plankton|You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here. ''[a person throws a rock at Plankton]'' What the? ''[the crowd starts throwing rocks]'' No! Controls malfunctioning! ''[people continue to throw rocks]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah?}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? ''[cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt]'' Oh, no. You burnt all the patties. It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find somebody who would buy these?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? ''[cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt]'' Oh, no. You burnt all the patties. It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find somebody who would buy these?}}
{{L|Truck Driver|[sees there are no more rocks] Hey, the rocks are all gone.}}
{{L|Truck Driver|''[sees there are no more rocks]'' Hey, the rocks are all gone.}}
{{L|Crowd|Aww! ''[Plankton smiles, but sees SpongeBob coming]''}}
{{L|Crowd|Aww! ''[Plankton smiles, but sees SpongeBob coming]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Folks, have I got a deal for you. ''[the crowd sees the hard patties. They buy them and proceed to hit Plankton with them]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Folks, have I got a deal for you. ''[the crowd sees the hard patties and eagerly buy them]''}}
{{L|Jack|Alright, get 'em! [they start to throw the patty rocks at Plankton]}}
{{L|Jack|Alright, get 'em! ''[they start to throw the patty rocks at Plankton]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Won't Mr. Krabs be so proud of us when he finds out how good we're doing. See any new customers, Patrick?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Won't Mr. Krabs be so proud of us when he finds out how good we're doing. See any new customers, Patrick?}}
{{L|Patrick|No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab...eyes?"}}
{{L|Patrick|No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab...eyes?"}}
Line 93: Line 93:
{{L|Sea Monster|''[shouts]''}}
{{L|Sea Monster|''[shouts]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! ''[looks at the Sea Monster]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! ''[looks at the Sea Monster]''}}
{{L|Sea Monster|Hey! [he grabs the submarine] Who are you calling dark and depressing?}}
{{L|Sea Monster|Hey! ''[he grabs the submarine and looks into it]'' Who are you calling dark and depressing?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Daa! We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir! What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Daa! We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir! What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?}}
{{L|Sea Monster|Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.}}
{{L|Sea Monster|Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Then try one of our Krabby Patties.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Then try one of our Krabby Patties.}}
{{L|Sea Monster|[he eats the Krabby Patty] Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill...back in '76. I'll take 640 of them.}}
{{L|Sea Monster|''[eats the Krabby Patty]'' Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill...back in '76. I'll take 640 of them.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Woo hoo!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Woo hoo!}}
{{L|Patrick|Order... uh... up! ''[the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Order... uh... up! ''[the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. ''[looks at the Sea Monster paying them big money ''[literally]'', he rips off the periscope]'' This calls for drastic-er-est measures! [Plankton goes into the abyss] Okay, you bums, time for the second course; Chum Charges!}}
{{L|Plankton|Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. ''[looks at the Sea Monster paying them big money ''[literally]'', he rips off the periscope]'' This calls for drastic-er-est measures! ''[Plankton goes into the abyss]'' Okay, you bums, time for the second course; Chum Charges!}}
{{L|Patrick|[the Chum Charges explode around the submarine] SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[the Chum Charges explode around the submarine]'' SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No!}}
{{L|Patrick|[a close up to SpongeBob & Patrick] Neither do I!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[after a pause]'' Neither do I!}}
{{L|Plankton|Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the... ''[Plankton sees the vehicle crashing into a cavern wall]'' Ah, who needs that old Rust Bucket anyhow.}}
{{L|Plankton|Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the... ''[Plankton sees the vehicle crashing into a cavern wall]'' Ah, who needs that old Rust Bucket anyhow.}}
{{L|Sea Monster|Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!}}
{{L|Sea Monster|Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!}}
Line 111: Line 111:
{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's a solid! It's a solid!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's a solid! It's a solid!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's a "lol-squid."}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's a "lol-squid."}}
{{L|Sea Monster|All right, what's going on in there? [he sees the Chum Patty] Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!}}
{{L|Sea Monster|All right, what's going on in there? ''[he sees the Chum Patty]'' Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But not just a sandwich. It's a...Chum-Wich.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But not just a sandwich. It's a...Chum-Wich.}}
{{L|Sea Monster|''[eats it and likes it]'' Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!}}
{{L|Sea Monster|''[eats it and likes it]'' Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!}}
{{L|''[cut to a sequence of SpongeBob making Chum-Wiches, Patrick collecting the Chum, and the Sea Monster paying them for the Chum-Wiches]''}}
{{L|''[cut to a sequence of SpongeBob making Chum-Wiches, Patrick collecting the Chum, and the Sea Monster paying them for the Chum-Wiches.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|[the monsters belly is still rumbling] Anything else before we shove off?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|[the monsters belly is still rumbling] Anything else before we shove off?}}
{{L|Sea Monster|I want dessert! [Plankton parachutes down]}}
{{L|Sea Monster|I want dessert! ''[Plankton parachutes down]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We- We don't have desserts.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We- We don't have desserts.}}
{{L|Plankton|''[lands from his parachute]'' Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My, my, my... [the end of the periscope breaks off, he falls down and rolls into some wet mud]}}
{{L|Plankton|''[lands from his parachute]'' Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My, my, my... ''[the end of the periscope breaks off, he falls down and rolls into some wet mud]''}}
{{L|Sea Monster|Hey, a chocolate éclair! [to audience] Now that looks like dessert to me!}}
{{L|Sea Monster|Hey, a chocolate éclair! ''[to audience]'' Now that looks like dessert to me!}}
{{L|Plankton|No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You- You've got it all wrong, see... Hey! ''[the Sea Monster chases Plankton through the abyss. cut to the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|Plankton|No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You- You've got it all wrong, see... Hey! ''[the Sea Monster chases Plankton through the abyss. cut to the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|Janitor|''[repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously]'' There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.}}
{{L|Janitor|''[repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously]'' There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.}}

Revision as of 23:10, 28 August 2017