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 {{L|''[Pearl notices the barnacle growing and starts screaming. So much that the entire Bikini Bottom is looking at her.]''}}
 {{L|Pearl's friend|Pearl it's not really bad as you...}}
-{{L|''[She screams again. The whole Bikini Bottom town is looking at her again.]''}}
+{{L|''[She screams again. The whole Bikini Bottom town is looking at her again. Bubble translation to the Krusty Krab; SpongeBob appears to be whistling while mopping the floors]''}}
-{{L|''[Bubble translation to the Krusty Krab]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob?}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob appears to be whistling while mopping the floors]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[stops mopping]'' Yes, Mr. Krabs?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Didn't you already mop this area?}}
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob? (SpongeBob stops)
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Affirmative, captain!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, then, why would you mop it again?}}
-'''SpongeBob:''' Yes Mr Krabs?.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Why wouldn't I? ''[there is a pause''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good point.}}
-'''Mr. Krabs: '''Didn't you already mop this area?.
+{{L|''[Pearl enters the Krusty Krab in tears]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Pearl, what brings you in on such a fine afternoon?}}
-'''SpongeBob:''' (Small laugh). Affirmative Captain!.
+{{L|Pearl|Oh, Daddy! It's terrible. The school dance is this weekend.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooh, that is terrible. ''[he shivers]'' Makes my shell crawl just thinking about it. Bleugh!}}
-'''Mr. Krabs: '''Well then why would you mop it again?.
+{{L|Pearl|No, Daddy! Don't you understand?! The terrible part is that I can't go to the dance!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[comes closer]'' Why ever not?}}
-'''SpongeBob: '''Why woudn't I?.
+{{L|Pearl|Because I have a hideous barnacle growing on the ''side of my face''!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh-ho-ho-ho. Now, calm down there, my little Pearl. I'm sure it can't be half as awful as you... ''[pus is shown oozing out of the barnacle; Krabs screams'' Great rusty hitchet of Davy Jones' Locker!}}
-(Pause)
+{{L|Pearl|We have to get rid of it, no matter what it takes!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs:|Anything for me beloved angel!}}
-'''Mr. Krabs: '''Good Point.
+{{L|Pearl|Oh, okay. I need an appointment with a dermatologist, a trip to the spa, expensive creams and lotions, and probably some other kind of... ''[Krabs stops her, angrily]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I meant whatever you need to get rid of your blemish, not liquidate me retirement fund. ''[this causes Pearl to cry again, soaking a table Harold and Nat are having lunch at]''}}
-(Pearl enters in tears)
+{{L|Harold|You know what? Let's go across the street to the Chum Bucket.}}
+{{L|Nat|I heard they have better weather over there. ''[They leave the Krusty Krab]''}}
-'''Mr. Krabs: '''Pearl, What brings you in on such a fine afternoon?.
+{{L|''[chases after them but fails]'' No! Wait! ''[Pearl continues to wail]'' This is starting to eat away me profit margin. If I don't come up with a solution fast, it's gonna cost me more than a couple cases of cold cream. ''[He notices SpongeBob mopping past him]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Lalalalalalalalalalala!}}
-'''Pearl:''' (Crying) Oh Daddy! It's terrible. The school dance is this weekend.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob stops]'' How would you like to... ''[He salutes]'' Ease it!  ''[SpongeBob drops his hand]'' How would you like to do your dear old chum a favor and raid this beautiful daughter of her evil barnacle?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I will do you this favor, sir chum, never fear!}}
-'''Mr. Krabs; '''Oooh that is terrible. (Shivers) Makes my shell crawl just thinking about it. Bleugh!.
+{{L|''[bubble transition to Pearl walking with SpongeBob]''}}
+{{L|Pearl|I don't know, SpongeBob. The school dance is right around the corner, and this barnacle seems to get bigger by the minute!}}
-'''Pearl: '''No daddy. Don't you understand!?. The terrible part is that I can't go to the dance (Mr Krabs comes closer).
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't fear, Pearl. We'll get rid of this barnacle in no time! I know just what to do!}}
+{{L|Pearl|Are you sure?}}
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' Why ever not?
+{{L|SpongeBob|One time, my friend Patrick had this barnacle the size of an extra large Krabby Patty right at the center of his forehead! Anyway, I fixed it so we never saw that barnacle again.}}
+{{L|Pearl|How?}}
-'''Pearl: '''Because I have a hideous Barnacle growning on THE SIDE OF MY FACE!.
+{{L|SpongeBob|I took him to see a hypnotist.}}
+{{L|Pearl|You took Patrick to a hypnotist?}}
-'''Mr. Krabs: '''Ohohohoh. Now calm down there my little Pearl. I'm sure it can't be half as awful as you...(Screams as a drop of somethig comes off Barnacle) GREAT RUSTY HICHFIT OF DAVY JONES LOCKER!!
+{{L|SpongeBob|No. The barnacle. It became convinced it was a pelican and flew south for the winter. We never saw that pelican again.}}
+{{L|Pearl|I thought you said it was a barnacle.}}
-'''Pearl: '''WE HAVE TO GET RID OF IT NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES!.
+{{L|SpongeBob|What did I say?}}
+{{L|Pearl|Pelican.}}
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' Anything for me beloved Angel.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[pauses for a second]'' He was a really good hypnotist.}}
+{{L|''[bubble transition to Pearl's room]''
-'''Pearl:''' Oh..Ok. I need an appointment with a Germatologist, A trip to the Spa. Expensive creams and lotions. And probably some other kind of...
+{{L|SpongeBob|Now just remain calm and it's all over before you know it.}}
+{{L|Pearl|Are you really going to use hypnosis to get rid of the... barnacle?}}
-(Krabs stops her angry).
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hold still now. ''[hits the barnacle]''}}
+{{L|Pearl|Is everything okay?}}
-'''Mr. Krabs: '''I meant whatever you need to get rid of your Blemish NOT LIQUIDATE ME RETIREMENT FUND!.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[shows broken spatula]'' I don't think this is going to work. ''[Brings in a shovel]'' This ol' shovel is gonna do the work! ''[hits the barnacle]''}}
+{{L|Pearl|Did it come off?}}
-(Pearl cries again)
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[the shovel is stuck in his head]'' Gettin' there.}}
+{{L|''[Next, SpongeBob tries removing the barnacle with a jackhammer.]''}}
-(Harold and Nat Peterson are eating luch on a table full of tears)
+{{L|Pearl|SpongeBob, how much longer?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh... shouldn't be too much longer. ''[the jackhammer disintegrates]'' Personally, you could take a break off if you'd like.}}
-'''Harold: '''You know what?. Let's go across the street to the Chum Bucket.
+{{L|Pearl|Good idea. I'm ging to scrub my face with some soap and water.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. ''[he throws the jackhammer aside, which lands in a pile of other broken tools]''}}
-'''Nat:''' I heard they have better weather over there.
+{{L|''[In the bathrroom, Pearl is putting some soap on a towel and scrubbing it on her barnacle. She suddenly screams and SpongeBob hears it]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks into the bathroom]'' Pearl! ''[Pearl is seen with soap covering her face]'' Pearl, what happened?}}
-(They leave the Krusty Krab. Mr Krabs chases after them but fails).
+{{L|Pearl|There's more! ''[the soap slides off her face, exposing lots of barnacles everywhere]''}}
-'''Mr Krabs: '''NO!. WAIT!. (Pearl is still crying). This is starting to eat away me Profit Budgering (This is what i heard so it may not be the exact line). If i don't come up with a solution fast it's gonna cost me more than a couple cases of cold cream. (He notices SpongeBob mopping past him).
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[shrieks]'' I mean, you're right. There's more.}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[puzzled]'' All I did was wash with soap and water!}}
-'''SpongeBob:''' Lalalalalalalalalalalla!.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[examines the soap]'' Hmm.. Water and... ''[sniffs]'' this soap?}}
-'''Mr. Krabs: '''Oh SpongeBob. (SpongeBob salutes him). How would you like to.....(He raises his right hand) Adees (Again this is what I heard), (SpongeBob salutes again). How would you like to do your dear old chum a favor and raid this beautiful daughter of her evil barnacle?
-'''SpongeBob: '''I will do you this favor sir chum,never fear!
-(bubble transition to Pearl walking with SpongeBob)
-'''Pearl:''' I don't know, SpongeBob. The school dance is right around the corner and this barnacle seems to get bigger by a minute!
-'''SpongeBob:''' Don't fear, Pearl. We'll get rid of this barnacle in no time! I know just what to do!
-'''Pearl:''' Are you sure?
-'''SpongeBob:''' One time, my friend Patrick had this barnacle the size of an extra large Krabby Patty right at the center of his forehead! Anyway, I fixed it, so we never saw that barnacle again!
-'''Pearl:''' How?
-'''SpongeBob:''' I took him to see a hypnotist.
-'''Pearl:''' You took Patrick to a hypnotist?
-'''SpongeBob:''' No. The barnacle. It became convinced it was a pelican and flew south for the winter. We never saw that pelican again!
-'''Pearl:''' I thought you said it was a barnacle.
-'''SpongeBob:''' What did I say?
-'''Pearl:''' Pelican.
-'''SpongeBob:''' (pauses for a second) He was a really good hypnotist.
-(bubble transition inside the bathroom)
-'''Spongebob''': Now just remain calm and it's all over before you know it.
-'''Pearl''': You really gonna use hypnosis to get rid of the..Barnacle?
-'''SpongeBob''': Hold still now. (Hits the barnacle)
-'''Pearl''': Is everything okay?
-'''SpongeBob''': (Shows broken spatula) I don't think this is going to work. (Brings in a shovel)
-'''SpongeBob''': This ol' shovel is gonna do the work!
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