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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[examines the soap]'' Hmm.. Water and... this soap?}}
 {{L|Pearl|Yes, but why?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffs the bar of soap]'' Because this soap smells so wonderful! That's why. Hmm, I know this fragrance from somewhere. ''[keeps sniffing the soap]'' Oh, I'm sorry, did you want a whiff?}}
+{{L|Pearl|No.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[continues sniffing]'' More for me!}}
+{{L|''[we cut to the living room, where Pearl is seen with her face smothered in concealing cream. She mumbles something]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[holding the jar of cream]'' No, I think one jar of concealing cream is enough. Don't worry, Pearl, no one will notice a thing. ''[Mr. Krabs enters the house with the groceries]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[humming]'' Pearl, I'm home! ''[screams loudly]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Something wrong, Mr. Krabs?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|For a second there, I thought a towering, hideous, mind-boggling abomination was standing here, staring at me in my own living room! But then I realized... ''[sweetly]'' it's only my old, loved daughter, Pearl. ''[Pearl mumbles again]'' Oh, Pearl. No, no, no need for these expensive trips to the spa. But don't worry, SpongeBob here will take care of it. I have more important measures to take care of. ''[Mr. Krabs walks over to a safe full of diamonds and jumps in]'' Me jewwweells!}}
+{{L|''[later, Pearl is in tbe bathroom crying again]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Pearl? ''[knocks on the bathroom door]'' Pearl, you've been in the bathroom crying for three hours now. You can't stay in there forever.}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[from inside]'' I'm not going to the dance!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I'm coming in! ''[opens the door, which causes a flood of tears to gush out into the hallway. SpongeBob swims against the current and makes it in]'' Look at the bright side, Pearl. At least you can still play the piano.}}
+{{L|Pearl|And what exactly would that do to me?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I have no idea. ''[Pearl bawls]'' Don't worry, Pearl. I'll fix your crying!}}
+{{L|Pearl|How?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I'm sure if I'll think strong enough, something will pop up. ''[something DOES pop up, and it's more barnacles]'' Oops, I didn't mean it like that. ''[sees the bar of soap and picks it up]'' Hey, it's that delicious-smelling soap again. ''[starts sniffing the soap again]''}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[snatches it away]''|Would you mind stop smelling my soap?! Why won't you make yourself useful and get me another bar of it? ''[starts scrubbing her face]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. Where do you keep your soap?}}
+{{L|Pearl|In the basement. Duh, where else? ''[scrubs her face more]''}}
+{{L|''[Torch in hand, SpongeBob is entering the darkened basement when he hears a strange noise]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[echoes]'' Hello? ''[SpongeBob jumps when he hears the echo, but keeps going until he hears another noise and turns around]'' Something there? Pearl?! ''[His torch goes out, making it completely dark. SpongeBob sees a door opening and goes through it to find Mr. Krabs, trying to pull a stuck handle]'' Mr. Krabs!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't just stand there, boy! Come help me with this! ''[they both pull at the handle until it moves]'' There we go. Sometimes it just gets a little stuck.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, what is this thing?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, it's my old soap press!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Soap press?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's right! All the soap Pearl and I use comes from this machine. And the best part is, it runs on 100% pure leftover Krabby Patties!}}
+SpongeBob|Leftover Krabby Patties?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[tosses a Krabby Patty into the machine]'' Their precious essences are harvested, and after a brief cooling process, tumble out this conveyor belt as fresh, wonderful bars of soap! ''[the new soap falls off the conveyor belt into a basket]'' Fresh and invigorating! Plus, it's absolutely free.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up one of the soap bars and sniffs it]'' Ohhhh, that explains why it smells so familiar! I don't know about this, Mr. Krabs. If Pearl finds out that you...}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[lividly]'' I've been using soap made out of '''KRABBY PATTIES?!!'''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Krabby Patty ''essence''.}}
+{{L|Pearl|That's ''GREASE!''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, if you want to split hairs, I suppose--}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[furiously]'' '''DADDYYYYY!!''' ''[throws soap at her father]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[runs away in fear]'' Got to go, keep your cellphone!}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[bursts into tears and rubs her eyes making squeaky sounds]'' I'm never gonna be able to get these barnacles off! My young life is ruined forever.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Pearl. I said I'm not going to let Mr. Krabs down, and I'm not going to. What do you think of that?}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[wails]'' The Bikini Bottom High School Dance was supposed to be my chance to sparkle, my--}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a minute, Pearl, say that again!}}
+{{L|Pearl|Okay. The Bikini Bottom High School Dance was supposed to be my chance to sparkle.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, you can stop. I think I have an idea...}}
+{{L|''[cut to SpongeBob on a ladder and Pearl beside him in her room]''}}
+{{L|Pearl|Are you done yet?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[climbs down the ladder]'' All set! Close your eyes and get ready to sparkle! One, two, three. ''[turns Pearl's chair to face the mirror. Pearl has blue diamonds on her face to hide her barnacles]'' Ta-da! What do you think?}}
+{{L|Pearl|I don't know, SpongeBob -- what would my friends say?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks her to the living room]'' We shall see shortly.}}
+{{L|Pearl|Are you sure?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens the front door]'' Shh. Trust me.}}
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