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{{L|''[Pearl notices the barnacle growing and starts screaming. So much that the entire Bikini Bottom is looking at her.]''}}
{{L|''[Pearl notices the barnacle growing and starts screaming. So much that the entire Bikini Bottom is looking at her.]''}}
{{L|Pearl's friend|Pearl, it's not really bad as you...}}
{{L|Pearl's friend|Pearl, it's not really bad as you...}}
{{L|''[She screams again. The whole Bikini Bottom town is looking at her again. Bubble translation to the Krusty Krab; SpongeBob appears to be whistling while mopping the floors]''}}
{{L|''[She screams again. All of the high school students are looking at her again. Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab; SpongeBob appears to be whistling while mopping the floors]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[stops mopping]'' Yes, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[stops mopping]'' Yes, Mr. Krabs?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[comes closer]'' Why ever not?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[comes closer]'' Why ever not?}}
{{L|Pearl|Because I have a hideous barnacle growing on the ''side of my face''!}}
{{L|Pearl|Because I have a hideous barnacle growing on the ''side of my face''!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh-ho-ho-ho. Now, calm down there, my little Pearl. I'm sure it can't be half as awful as you... ''[pus is shown oozing out of the barnacle; Krabs screams'' Great rusty hinges of Davy Jones' Locker!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh-ho-ho-ho. Now, calm down there, my little Pearl. I'm sure it can't be half as awful as you... ''[pus is shown oozing out of the barnacle; Krabs screams]'' Great rusty hinges of Davy Jones' Locker!}}
{{L|Pearl|We have to get rid of it, no matter what it takes!}}
{{L|Pearl|We have to get rid of it, no matter what it takes!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs:|Anything for me beloved angel!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs:|Anything for me beloved angel!}}
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{{L|Nat|I heard they have better weather over there. ''[They leave the Krusty Krab]''}}  
{{L|Nat|I heard they have better weather over there. ''[They leave the Krusty Krab]''}}  
{{L|''[chases after them but fails]'' No! Wait! ''[Pearl continues to wail]'' This is starting to eat away me profit margin. If I don't come up with a solution fast, it's gonna cost me more than a couple cases of cold cream. ''[He notices SpongeBob mopping past him]''}}
{{L|''[chases after them but fails]'' No! Wait! ''[Pearl continues to wail]'' This is starting to eat away me profit margin. If I don't come up with a solution fast, it's gonna cost me more than a couple cases of cold cream. ''[He notices SpongeBob mopping past him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Lalalalalalalalalalala!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sings]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob stops]'' How would you like to... ''[He salutes]'' Ease it! ''[SpongeBob drops his hand]'' How would you like to do your dear old chum a favor and raid this beautiful daughter of her evil barnacle?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob stops]'' How would you like to... ''[He salutes]'' At ease! ''[SpongeBob drops his hand]'' How would you like to do your dear old chum a favor and rid his beautiful daughter of her evil barnacle?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I will do you this favor, sir chum, never fear!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I will do you this favor, sir chum, never fear!}}
{{L|''[bubble transition to Pearl walking with SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|''[bubble transition to Pearl walking with SpongeBob]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughing]'' Hypnosis? No! Hold still now. ''[hits the barnacle]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughing]'' Hypnosis? No! Hold still now. ''[hits the barnacle]''}}
{{L|Pearl|Is everything okay?}}
{{L|Pearl|Is everything okay?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[shows broken spatula]'' I don't think this is going to work. ''[Brings in a shovel]'' This ol' shovel is gonna do the work! ''[hits the barnacle]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[shows broken spatula]'' I don't think this is going to work. ''[Brings in a shovel]'' This ol' weather beaten shovel is gonna do the work! ''[hits the barnacle]''}}
{{L|Pearl|Did it come off?}}
{{L|Pearl|Did it come off?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[the shovel is stuck in his head]'' Gettin' there.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[the shovel is stuck in his head]'' Gettin' there.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[humming]'' Pearl, I'm home! ''[screams loudly]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[humming]'' Pearl, I'm home! ''[screams loudly]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Something wrong, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Something wrong, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|For a second there, I thought a towering, hideous, mind-boggling abomination was standing here, staring at me in my own living room! But then I realized... ''[sweetly]'' it's only my old, beloved daughter, Pearl. ''[Pearl mumbles again]'' Oh, Pearl. No, no, no need for these expensive trips to the spa. But don't worry, SpongeBob here will take care of it. I have more important measures to take care of. ''[Mr. Krabs walks over to a safe full of diamonds and jumps in]'' Me jewwweells!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|For a second there, I thought a towering, hideous, mind-boggling abomination was standing here, staring at me in my own living room! But then I realized... ''[sweetly]'' it's only my old, beloved daughter, Pearl. ''[Pearl mumbles again]'' Oh, Pearl. No, no, no need for these expensive trips to the spa. But don't worry, SpongeBob here will take care of it. I have more important measures to take care of. ''[Mr. Krabs walks over to a safe full of diamonds and jumps in]'' Me jewels!}}
{{L|''[later, Pearl is in tbe bathroom crying again]''}}
{{L|''[later, Pearl is in tbe bathroom crying again]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Pearl? ''[knocks on the bathroom door]'' Pearl, you've been in the bathroom crying for three hours now. You can't stay in there forever.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Pearl? ''[knocks on the bathroom door]'' Pearl, you've been in the bathroom crying for three hours now. You can't stay in there forever.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[tosses a Krabby Patty into the machine]'' Their precious essences are harvested, and after a brief cooling process, tumble out this conveyor belt as fresh, wonderful bars of soap! ''[the new soap falls off the conveyor belt into a basket]'' Fresh and invigorating! Plus, it's absolutely free.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[tosses a Krabby Patty into the machine]'' Their precious essences are harvested, and after a brief cooling process, tumble out this conveyor belt as fresh, wonderful bars of soap! ''[the new soap falls off the conveyor belt into a basket]'' Fresh and invigorating! Plus, it's absolutely free.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up one of the soap bars and sniffs it]'' Ohhhh, that explains why it smells so familiar! I don't know about this, Mr. Krabs. If Pearl finds out that you...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up one of the soap bars and sniffs it]'' Ohhhh, that explains why it smells so familiar! I don't know about this, Mr. Krabs. If Pearl finds out that you...}}
{{L|Pearl|''[lividly]'' I've been using soap made out of '''KRABBY PATTIES?!'''}}
{{L|Pearl|''[lividly]'' I've been using soap made out of '''Krabby Patties?'''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Krabby Patty ''essence''.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Krabby Patty ''essence''.}}
{{L|Pearl|That's ''GREASE!''}}
{{L|Pearl|That's ''grease!''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, if you want to split hairs, I suppose--}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, if you want to split hairs, I suppose-}}
{{L|Pearl|''[furiously]'' '''DADDYYYYY!''' ''[throws soap at her father]''}}
{{L|Pearl|''[furiously]'' '''Daddy!''' ''[throws soap at her father]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[runs away in fear]'' Got to go, keep your cellphone!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[runs away in fear]'' Got to go, keep your cellphone!}}
{{L|Pearl|''[bursts into tears and rubs her eyes making squeaky sounds]'' I'm never gonna be able to get these barnacles off! My young life is ruined forever.}}
{{L|Pearl|''[bursts into tears and rubs her eyes making squeaky sounds]'' I'm never gonna be able to get these barnacles off! My young life is ruined forever.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Pearl. I said I'm not going to let Mr. Krabs down, and I'm not going to. What do you think of that?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Pearl. I said I'm not going to let Mr. Krabs down, and I'm not going to. What do you think of that?}}
{{L|Pearl|''[wails]'' The Bikini Bottom High School Dance was supposed to be my chance to sparkle, my--}}
{{L|Pearl|''[wails]'' The Bikini Bottom High School Dance was supposed to be my chance to sparkle, my-}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a minute, Pearl, say that again!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a minute, Pearl, say that again!}}
{{L|Pearl|Okay. The Bikini Bottom High School Dance was supposed to be my chance to sparkle.}}
{{L|Pearl|Okay. The Bikini Bottom High School Dance was supposed to be my chance to sparkle.}}
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{{L|Pearl|Are you done yet?}}
{{L|Pearl|Are you done yet?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[climbs down the ladder]'' All set! Close your eyes and get ready to sparkle! One, two, three. ''[turns Pearl's chair to face the mirror. Pearl has blue diamonds on her face to hide her barnacles]'' Ta-da! What do you think?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[climbs down the ladder]'' All set! Close your eyes and get ready to sparkle! One, two, three. ''[turns Pearl's chair to face the mirror. Pearl has blue diamonds on her face to hide her barnacles]'' Ta-da! What do you think?}}
{{L|Pearl|I don't know, SpongeBob -- what would my friends say?}}
{{L|Pearl|I don't know, SpongeBob - what would my friends say?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks her to the living room]'' We shall see shortly.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks her to the living room]'' We shall see shortly.}}
{{L|Pearl|Are you sure?}}
{{L|Pearl|Are you sure?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens the front door]'' Shh. Trust me.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens the front door]'' Shh. Trust me.}}
{{L|''[Three of Pearl's friends, a green fish, a blue fish, and a pink-orange fish, enter the house]''}}
{{L|''[Three of Pearl's friends, a green fish, a blue fish, and a pink-orange fish, enter the house]''}}
{{L|Blue fish|Pearl, we're here to pick you up to the-- wow! Pearl, you look amazing!}}
{{L|Blue fish|Pearl, we're here to pick you up to the- wow! Pearl, you look amazing!}}
{{L|Pearl|I do?}}
{{L|Pearl|I do?}}
{{L|Blue fish|Well, not amazing. Sparkly and shiny and amazing!}}
{{L|Blue fish|Well, not amazing. Sparkly and shiny and amazing!}}

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