2000 Kids' Choice Awards short/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Kids' Choice Awards short "2000 Kids' Choice Awards short," which aired on April 15, 2000.

• [At the Kids' Choice Awards, SpongeBob is introducing the next category while Patrick is crying.]
• SpongeBob: Hey, everybody! It's time to... uh... what's wrong, Patrick?
• Patrick: I wanted to give out the next award! [He keeps crying.]
• SpongeBob: You're just in time, Patrick! We're announcing it now. Can you guess what this award is for?
• Patrick: The pinkest starfish in an animated series?
• SpongeBob: Guess again.
• Patrick: Oh... prettiest shorts?
• SpongeBob: Actually, it's Favorite Cartoon! Let's look at the nominees.
• Patrick: Ooh, nominees, nominees!
• Narrator: The nominations for Favorite Cartoon are: Pokémon, The Simpsons, CatDog, Rugrats.
• SpongeBob: I'm nervous. Let's see who got your vote in this category! Hand that blimp for Favorite Cartoon to... the Rugrats!