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{{L|Sandy|I can't right now, SpongeBob. I got a leak in my roof the size of a full-grown quarter horse!}}
{{L|Sandy|I can't right now, SpongeBob. I got a leak in my roof the size of a full-grown quarter horse!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mm-hmm. I see. Ok, then I'll come back later. ''[walks off but then reappears by Sandy and tries to karate chop her]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mm-hmm. I see. Ok, then I'll come back later. ''[walks off but then reappears by Sandy and tries to karate chop her]''}}
{{L|Sandy|Knock...it...off. ''[punches SpongeBob up high. The leak stops]'' It stopped? SpongeBob!}}
{{L|Sandy|Knock... it... off. ''[punches SpongeBob up high. The leak stops]'' It stopped? SpongeBob!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah?}}
{{L|Sandy|Hang on. I'm going to get some sealant and patch and trowel! ''[runs into her treedome]''}}
{{L|Sandy|Hang on. I'm going to get some sealant and patch and trowel! ''[runs into her treedome]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|For me? ''[giggles]''}}
{{L|Patrick|For me? ''[giggles]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I won't be needing it now that I got my brand-new... ''[Patrick's jellyfish net breaks. He cries]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I won't be needing it now that I got my brand-new... ''[Patrick's jellyfish net breaks. He cries]''}}
{{L|Patrick |(bawling) SpongeBob, I broke... could I use this one? ''[points to SpongeBob's new net]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[bawling]'' SpongeBob, I broke... could I use this one? ''[points to SpongeBob's new net]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah? ''[cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah? ''[cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Now play!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Now play!}}
{{L|Squidward|But... ''[SpongeBob slaps him]''}}
{{L|Squidward|But... ''[SpongeBob slaps him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I said play!! ''[Squidward plays]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I said play! ''[Squidward plays]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Not bad. ''[SpongeBob slaps him again]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Not bad. ''[SpongeBob slaps him again]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Now get in there and give me a concert to remember. ''[outside usher grabs him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Now get in there and give me a concert to remember. ''[outside usher grabs him]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|But...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But...}}
{{L|Usher|No ticket, no entry! ''[cut to a SpongeBob puppet on strings coming down]''}}
{{L|Usher|No ticket, no entry! ''[cut to a SpongeBob puppet on strings coming down]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob Puppet|Oh, dear. I don't have a ticket. But I want to go to this show. Hmmm...what should I do? Oh, I know. I'll just sneak in the back door. ''[leaves]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob Puppet|Oh, dear. I don't have a ticket. But I want to go to this show. Hmmm... what should I do? Oh, I know. I'll just sneak in the back door. ''[leaves]''}}
{{L|Usher|Oh, no you don't! ''[runs after him as SpongeBob climbs down the wall, laughing]''}}
{{L|Usher|Oh, no you don't! ''[runs after him as SpongeBob climbs down the wall, laughing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|SpongeBob, you are so... ''[walks backwards into an usher puppet]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|SpongeBob, you are so... ''[walks backwards into an usher puppet]''}}
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Certainly. ''[reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is]'' SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Certainly. ''[reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is]'' SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Usher|You? This time I'm gonna... Wait a minute! Did you say SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants? You're on the VIP list. ''[the usher carries SpongeBob on a pillow to his seat]''}}
{{L|Usher|You? This time I'm gonna... Wait a minute! Did you say SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants? You're on the VIP list. ''[the usher carries SpongeBob on a pillow to his seat]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' A reserved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! All I have to do is sit down... ''[everyone applauds as the curtains close, and SpongeBob completely loses it. yells in frustration as everyone looks at him in confusion]'' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (jumps on stage and tears the curtain) No! It is not over!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' A reserved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! All I have to do is sit down... ''[everyone applauds as the curtains close, and SpongeBob completely loses it. yells in frustration as everyone looks at him in confusion]'' NO! (jumps on stage and tears the curtain) No! It is not over!}}
{{L|Fish|Huh?}}
{{L|Fish|Huh?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything... ''[a fish gets up and starts to leave. screams]'' SIT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''[the fish does]'' Then everything turned to doo-doo. ''[Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Sandy go upstage with him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything... ''[a fish gets up and starts to leave. screams]'' SIT DOWN! ''[the fish does]'' Then everything turned to doo-doo. ''[Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Sandy go upstage with him]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|It's okay, SpongeBob.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|It's okay, SpongeBob.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's not okay! ''[his yelling makes Mr. Krabs and Patrick flinch]'' This was going to be my best day ever, starting with doing the best job in the world: working at the Krusty Krab.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's not okay! ''[his yelling makes Mr. Krabs and Patrick flinch]'' This was going to be my best day ever, starting with doing the best job in the world: working at the Krusty Krab.}}

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