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{{L|SpongeBob|But... the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab. Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave ''[nematodes eat his pants]'' Ow! Guys, you're ruining the ''[off-key]'' best day... ''[clears throat]'' Wait, no. ''[off-key]'' Best day... ''[plays his nose as a flute. The nematodes line up. When SpongeBob stops, the nematodes walk up]'' Huh? ''[plays the 'best day ever' tune. The nematodes chatter excitedly. They follow SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But... the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab. Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave ''[nematodes eat his pants]'' Ow! Guys, you're ruining the ''[off-key]'' best day... ''[clears throat]'' Wait, no. ''[off-key]'' Best day... ''[plays his nose as a flute. The nematodes line up. When SpongeBob stops, the nematodes walk up]'' Huh? ''[plays the 'best day ever' tune. The nematodes chatter excitedly. They follow SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Keep playing, lad! Take them devil sons of the sea away from me restaurant! ''[later, SpongeBob stops playing and falls over due to being tired. The nematodes fall asleep, also. SpongeBob's watch beeps]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Keep playing, lad! Take them devil sons of the sea away from me restaurant! ''[later, SpongeBob stops playing and falls over due to being tired. The nematodes fall asleep, also. SpongeBob's watch beeps]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa! I gotta get to Sandy's! ''[scene cuts to Sandy's treedome. SpongeBob opens up her door then jumps behind a bush]'' Wait | {{L|SpongeBob|Whoa! I gotta get to Sandy's! ''[scene cuts to Sandy's treedome. SpongeBob opens up her door then jumps behind a bush]'' Wait ‘til Sandy gets a load of these adhesive karate gloves. Hyah! ''[karate chops the box the gloves were in. Then he chuckles and jumps onto the top of the treedome and sticks due to his gloves. He moves above her tree and falls through it and lands on a tree branch, then jumps at her]'' Hyah! ''[Sandy ducks and SpongeBob hits her buckets of water]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|''[standing on a ladder, using a bucket to catch water in]'' SpongeBob, what on | {{L|Sandy|''[standing on a ladder, using a bucket to catch water in]'' SpongeBob, what on Earth are you doing?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, just a little something I like to call karate.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, just a little something I like to call karate.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|I can't right now, SpongeBob. I got a leak in my roof the size of a full-grown quarter horse!}} | {{L|Sandy|I can't right now, SpongeBob. I got a leak in my roof the size of a full-grown quarter horse!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mm-hmm. I see. | {{L|SpongeBob|Mm-hmm. I see. Okay, then I'll come back later. ''[walks off, but then reappears by Sandy and tries to karate chop her]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Knock... it... off. ''[punches SpongeBob up high. The leak stops]'' It stopped? SpongeBob!}} | {{L|Sandy|Knock... it... off. ''[punches SpongeBob up high. The leak stops]'' It stopped? SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah? ''[cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah? ''[cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, it's my turn, now. ''[Patrick ignores him]'' Hey, Patrick? Pat, old buddy. P-Patrick? It's-it's my turn now. ''[sighs]'' I guess I'll see you at the concert. ''[cut to SpongeBob walking at night to the concert | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, it's my turn, now. ''[Patrick ignores him]'' Hey, Patrick? Pat, old buddy. P-Patrick? It's-it's my turn now. ''[sighs]'' I guess I'll see you at the concert. ''[cut to SpongeBob walking at night to the concert, sadly]'' It's the best day ever. It's the best day ever. Oh, this best day ever isn't going so good. ''[takes out notebook and pencil and cancels "Jellyfishing w/ Patrick"]'' No work, no karate, no jellyfishing. Hey, I still have Squidward's concert! I won't let this one slip through my fingers. ''[cut to Squidward bawling outside the Bikini Bottom Recreation Center, in his uniform]'' Hey, Squidward. Squidward, what's wrong?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|The concert is ruined. My reed is shot. ''[shows it]'' See? I'm finished.}} | {{L|Squidward|The concert is ruined. My reed is shot. ''[shows it]'' See? I'm finished.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[slaps Squidward]'' Pull yourself together, man! I came for here a concert, and darn it, I am gonna get one!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[slaps Squidward]'' Pull yourself together, man! I came for here a concert, and darn it, I am gonna get one!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I said play! ''[Squidward plays]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I said play! ''[Squidward plays]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Not bad. ''[SpongeBob slaps him again]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Not bad. ''[SpongeBob slaps him again]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Now get in there and give me a concert to remember. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Now get in there and give me a concert to remember. ''[suddenly, an usher grabs him]''}} | ||
{{L|Usher|Where do you think you're going, kid?}} | {{L|Usher|Where do you think you're going, kid?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm going to see Squidward play his clarinet. Today's my best day ever.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm going to see Squidward play his clarinet. Today's my best day ever.}} | ||
{{L|Usher|Where's you're ticket?}} | {{L|Usher|Where's you're ticket?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|One ticket, coming right up, | {{L|SpongeBob|One ticket, coming right up, captain! ''[searches his pocket]'' Must be here somewhere. ''[takes off his pants and dumps out what is in it]'' I don't have a ticket.}} | ||
{{L|Usher|No ticket, no entry.}} | {{L|Usher|No ticket, no entry.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But...}} | ||
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{{L|Usher|Ticket, ma'am.}} | {{L|Usher|Ticket, ma'am.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Certainly. ''[reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is]'' SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Certainly. ''[reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is]'' SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|Usher|You? This time I'm gonna... Wait a minute! Did you say SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants? You're on the VIP list. ''[the usher carries SpongeBob on a pillow to his seat]''}} | {{L|Usher|You? This time, I'm gonna... Wait a minute! Did you say SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants? You're on the VIP list. ''[the usher carries SpongeBob on a pillow to his seat]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' A reserved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! All I have to do is sit down... ''[everyone applauds as the curtains close, and SpongeBob completely loses it. yells in frustration as everyone looks at him in confusion]'' NO! (jumps on stage and tears the curtain) No! It is not over!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' A reserved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! All I have to do is sit down... ''[everyone applauds as the curtains close, and SpongeBob completely loses it. yells in frustration as everyone looks at him in confusion]'' NO! (jumps on stage and tears the curtain) No! It is not over!}} | ||
{{L|Fish|Huh?}} | {{L|Fish|Huh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything... ''[a fish gets up and starts to leave. screams]'' SIT DOWN! ''[the fish does]'' Then everything turned to doo-doo. ''[Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Sandy go upstage with him]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything... ''[a fish gets up and starts to leave. screams]'' SIT DOWN! ''[the fish does so]'' Then everything turned to doo-doo. ''[Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Sandy go upstage with him]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|It's okay, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|It's okay, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's not okay! ''[his yelling makes Mr. Krabs and Patrick flinch]'' This was going to be my best day ever, starting with doing the best job in the world: working at the Krusty Krab.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, it's not okay! ''[his yelling makes Mr. Krabs and Patrick flinch]'' This was going to be my best day ever, starting with doing the best job in the world: working at the Krusty Krab.}} |
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