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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|SpongeBob|♪Mr. Sun came up, and he smiled at me. Said, "It's gonna be a good one just wait and see." Jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so extra ecstatified. It's the best day ever!♪}} | {{EpisodeTranscript}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Mr. Sun came up, and he smiled at me. Said, "It's gonna be a good one just wait and see." Jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so extra ecstatified. It's the best day ever!♪}} | |||
{{L|Echo|♪Best day ever♪}} | {{L|Echo|♪Best day ever♪}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Gary!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Gary!}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow?}} | {{L|Gary|Meow?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Why is this the best day ever you ask? Because Gary, I get to start this wonderful day bringing life to a whole new generation of delicious Krabby Patties, followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate with Sandy, and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick, where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possession | {{L|SpongeBob|Why is this the best day ever, you ask? Because, Gary, I get to start this wonderful day bringing life to a whole new generation of delicious Krabby Patties, followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate with Sandy, and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick, where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possession: the Deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro! And for the grand finale, every one of my closest friends joining together for Squidward's clarinet recital! I am so excited I think I'm gonna explode! ''[explodes into pieces then walks out of his house]'' ♪It's the best day ever♪}} | ||
{{L|Echo|♪Best day ever♪}} | {{L|Echo|♪Best day ever♪}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|♪It's the best day ever♪}} | {{L|SpongeBob|♪It's the best day ever♪}} | ||
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{{L|Echo|♪Best day ever♪}} | {{L|Echo|♪Best day ever♪}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs then tries opening the door to the Krusty Krab but can't because it's locked]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob laughs then tries opening the door to the Krusty Krab but can't because it's locked]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Get out of the way boy! ''[SpongeBob flies off the door and bounces into Mr. Krabs]'' Me building's been condemned boy! We got ourselves a nematode infestation! ''[Nematodes eat the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs faints]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Get out of the way, boy! ''[SpongeBob flies off the door and bounces into Mr. Krabs]'' Me building's been condemned, boy! We got ourselves a nematode infestation! ''[Nematodes come and eat the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs faints]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But... the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab! Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave! ''[nematodes eat his pants]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|But... the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab! Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave! ''[nematodes eat his pants]'' Ohhhh! Guys, you're ruining the ''[off-key]'' best day... ''[clears throat]'' Wait, no. ''[off-key]'' Best day... ''[plays his nose as a flute. The nematodes line up. When SpongeBob stops, the nematodes walk up]'' Huh? ''[plays the 'best day ever' tune. The nematodes chatter excitedly. They follow SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Keep playing lad! Take them devil's sons of the sea away from me restaurant! ''[later, SpongeBob stops playing and falls over due to being tired. The nematodes fall asleep, also. SpongeBob's watch beeps]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Keep playing, lad! Take them devil's sons of the sea away from me restaurant! ''[later, SpongeBob stops playing and falls over due to being tired. The nematodes fall asleep, also. SpongeBob's watch beeps]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa! I gotta get to Sandy! ''[scene cuts to Sandy's treedome. SpongeBob opens up her door then jumps behind a bush]'' Wait ‘til Sandy gets a load of these adhesive karate gloves. Hyah! ''[karate chops the box the gloves were in. Then he chuckles and jumps onto the top of the treedome and sticks due to his gloves. He moves above her tree and falls through it and lands on a tree branch, then jumps at her]'' Hyah! ''[Sandy ducks and SpongeBob hits her buckets of water]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Whoa! I gotta get to Sandy's! ''[scene cuts to Sandy's treedome. SpongeBob opens up her door then jumps behind a bush]'' Wait ‘til Sandy gets a load of these adhesive karate gloves. Hyah! ''[karate chops the box the gloves were in. Then he chuckles and jumps onto the top of the treedome and sticks due to his gloves. He moves above her tree and falls through it and lands on a tree branch, then jumps at her]'' Hyah! ''[Sandy ducks and SpongeBob hits her buckets of water]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|''[standing on a ladder, using a bucket to catch water in]'' SpongeBob, what on Earth are you doing?!}} | {{L|Sandy|''[standing on a ladder, using a bucket to catch water in]'' SpongeBob, what on Earth are you doing?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, just a little something I like to call karate!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, just a little something I like to call karate!}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|I can't right now, SpongeBob. I got a leak in my roof the size of a full-grown quarter horse!}} | {{L|Sandy|I can't right now, SpongeBob. I got a leak in my roof the size of a full-grown quarter horse!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mm-hmm. I see. Okay then. I'll come back later. ''[walks off, but then reappears by Sandy and tries to karate chop her]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mm-hmm. I see. Okay, then. I'll come back later. ''[walks off, but then reappears by Sandy and tries to karate chop her]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Knock... it... off! ''[punches SpongeBob up high. The leak stops]'' It stopped? SpongeBob!}} | {{L|Sandy|Knock... it... off! ''[punches SpongeBob up high. The leak stops]'' It stopped? SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah?}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Hang on! I'm going to get some sealant and patch and trowel! ''[runs into her treedome]''}} | {{L|Sandy|Hang on! I'm going to get some sealant and patch and trowel! ''[runs into her treedome]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[groans]'' Oh. ''[slips out of his glove and falls. Scene cuts to SpongeBob walking to Jellyfish Fields]'' Oh, no Krabby Patties, no karate. But at least I still have jellyfishing with... Hey, there he is now! ''[sees Patrick chasing a jellyfish]'' Wait for me Patrick. I've got a brand-new... ''[Patrick is crying]'' What's wrong Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[groans]'' Oh. ''[slips out of his glove and falls. Scene cuts to SpongeBob walking to Jellyfish Fields]'' Oh, no Krabby Patties, no karate. But at least I still have jellyfishing with... Hey, there he is now! ''[sees Patrick chasing a jellyfish]'' Wait for me, Patrick. I've got a brand-new... ''[Patrick is crying]'' What's wrong, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I broke my net! ''[sobbing]''}} | {{L|Patrick|I broke my net! ''[sobbing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well lucky for you, I brought my old net. ''[Patrick grabs it]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, lucky for you, I brought my old net. ''[Patrick grabs it]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|For me? ''[giggles]''}} | {{L|Patrick|For me? ''[giggles]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I won't be needing it now that I got my brand-new... ''[Patrick's jellyfish net breaks. He cries]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I won't be needing it now that I got my brand-new... ''[Patrick's jellyfish net breaks. He cries]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[bawling]'' SpongeBob! I broke... could I use this one? ''[points to SpongeBob's new net]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[bawling]'' SpongeBob! I broke... could I use this one? ''[points to SpongeBob's new net]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well actually Patrick, that's my brand-new net.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah? ''[cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah? ''[cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay Patrick, it's my turn now. ''[Patrick ignores him]'' Hey Patrick? Pat, old buddy. P-Patrick? It's-it's my turn now. ''[sighs]'' I guess I'll see you at the concert. ''[cut to SpongeBob walking at night to the concert, sadly]'' It's the best day ever. It's the best day ever. Oh, this best day ever isn't going so good. ''[takes out notebook and pencil and cancels "Jellyfishing w/ Patrick"]'' No work, no karate, no jellyfishing. Hey I still have Squidward's concert! I won't let this one slip through my fingers. ''[cut to Squidward bawling outside the Bikini Bottom Recreation Center, in his uniform]'' Hey Squidward. Squidward what's wrong?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, it's my turn, now. ''[Patrick ignores him]'' Hey, Patrick? Pat, old buddy. P-Patrick? It's-it's my turn now. ''[sighs]'' I guess I'll see you at the concert. ''[cut to SpongeBob walking at night to the concert, sadly]'' It's the best day ever. It's the best day ever. Oh, this best day ever isn't going so good. ''[takes out notebook and pencil and cancels "Jellyfishing w/ Patrick"]'' No work, no karate, no jellyfishing. Hey, I still have Squidward's concert! I won't let this one slip through my fingers. ''[cut to Squidward bawling outside the Bikini Bottom Recreation Center, in his uniform]'' Hey, Squidward. Squidward, what's wrong?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|The concert is ruined! My reed is shot. ''[shows it]'' See? I'm finished!}} | {{L|Squidward|The concert is ruined! My reed is shot. ''[shows it]'' See? I'm finished!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[slaps Squidward]'' Pull yourself together man! I came for here a concert, and darn it I am gonna get one!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[slaps Squidward]'' Pull yourself together, man! I came for here a concert, and darn it, I am gonna get one!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[sobbing]'' But my reed! ''[SpongeBob pulls one of his front teeth out and uses it as a reed]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sobbing]'' But my reed! ''[SpongeBob pulls one of his front teeth out and uses it as a reed]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Now play!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Now play!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Not bad. ''[SpongeBob slaps him again]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Not bad. ''[SpongeBob slaps him again]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Now get in there and give me a concert to remember! ''[suddenly, an usher grabs him]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Now get in there and give me a concert to remember! ''[suddenly, an usher grabs him]''}} | ||
{{L|Usher|Where do you think you're going kid?}} | {{L|Usher|Where do you think you're going, kid?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm going to see Squidward play his clarinet. Today's my best day ever!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm going to see Squidward play his clarinet. Today's my best day ever!}} | ||
{{L|Usher|Where's you're ticket?}} | {{L|Usher|Where's you're ticket?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|One ticket coming right up cap'n! ''[searches his pocket]'' Must be here somewhere. ''[takes off his pants and dumps out what is in it]'' I don't have a ticket.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|One ticket, coming right up, cap'n! ''[searches his pocket]'' Must be here somewhere. ''[takes off his pants and dumps out what is in it]'' I don't have a ticket.}} | ||
{{L|Usher|No ticket, no entry.}} | {{L|Usher|No ticket, no entry.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But...}} | ||
{{L|Usher|No ticket, no entry! ''[cut to a SpongeBob puppet on strings coming down]''}} | {{L|Usher|No ticket, no entry! ''[cut to a SpongeBob puppet on strings coming down]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob Puppet|Oh dear! I don't have a ticket. But I want to go to | {{L|SpongeBob Puppet|Oh, dear! I don't have a ticket. But I want to go to the show. Hmmm... what should I do? Oh, I know. I'll just sneak in the back door. ''[leaves]''}} | ||
{{L|Usher|Oh no you don't! ''[runs after him as SpongeBob climbs down the wall, laughing]''}} | {{L|Usher|Oh, no you don't! ''[runs after him as SpongeBob climbs down the wall, laughing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|SpongeBob, you are so... ''[walks backwards into an usher puppet]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|SpongeBob, you are so... ''[walks backwards into an usher puppet]''}} | ||
{{L|Usher Puppet|Ticket please. ''[Later, SpongeBob, wearing a ski mask, is climbing up the side of the building and through the vent on the roof. He uses a flamethrower to cut his way through a door, which is actually the entry doors. The usher kicks him away from the building. Cut to later, where Mrs. Puff drives up in her boat and gets out, walking up to the usher]''}} | {{L|Usher Puppet|Ticket, please. ''[Later, SpongeBob, wearing a ski mask, is climbing up the side of the building and through the vent on the roof. He uses a flamethrower to cut his way through a door, which is actually the entry doors. The usher kicks him away from the building. Cut to later, where Mrs. Puff drives up in her boat and gets out, walking up to the usher]''}} | ||
{{L|Usher|Ticket ma'am.}} | {{L|Usher|Ticket, ma'am.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Certainly. ''[reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is]'' SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Certainly. ''[reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is]'' SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|Usher|You? This time, I'm gonna... Wait a minute! Did you say SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants? You're on the VIP list. ''[the usher carries SpongeBob on a pillow to his seat]''}} | {{L|Usher|You? This time, I'm gonna... Wait a minute! Did you say SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants? You're on the VIP list. ''[the usher carries SpongeBob on a pillow to his seat]''}} | ||
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{{L|Fish|Huh?}} | {{L|Fish|Huh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything... ''[a fish gets up and starts to leave. screams]'' SIT DOWN! ''[the fish does so]'' Then everything turned to doo-doo. ''[Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Sandy go upstage with him]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything... ''[a fish gets up and starts to leave. screams]'' SIT DOWN! ''[the fish does so]'' Then everything turned to doo-doo. ''[Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Sandy go upstage with him]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|It's okay SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|It's okay, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No it's not okay! ''[his yelling makes Mr. Krabs and Patrick flinch]'' This was gonna be my best day ever, starting with doing the best job in the world | {{L|SpongeBob|No, it's not okay! ''[his yelling makes Mr. Krabs and Patrick flinch]'' This was gonna be my best day ever, starting with doing the best job in the world: working at the Krusty Krab.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, you saved me barnacle the way you put the run on them nematodes.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, you saved me barnacle the way you put the run on them nematodes.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles]'' Yeah, I guess so. But then I was gonna do karate with Sandy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles]'' Yeah, I guess so. But then I was gonna do karate with Sandy.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|And, I hate to admit it, but I suppose if you hadn't fixed my reed, the concert would have been a bust.}} | {{L|Squidward|And, I hate to admit it, but I suppose if you hadn't fixed my reed, the concert would have been a bust.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You see, SpongeBob, it's not about you or your perfect day or any of those things.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You see, SpongeBob, it's not about you or your perfect day or any of those things.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|[starting to feel calm] It's not?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No. ''[chuckles]'' It's about us!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No. ''[chuckles]'' It's about us!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It is?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It is?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yep. And since you did such a good job, we wanna make it up to you.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yep. And since you did such a good job, we wanna make it up to you.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You do?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You do?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, just tell us anything your little heart desires, and it's yours. ''[SpongeBob smiles and scene cuts to Mr. Krabs coming on stage with the light shining on him]'' Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, the Bikini Bottom Players proudly present | {{L|Mr. Krabs|So, just tell us anything your little heart desires, and it's yours. ''[SpongeBob smiles and scene cuts to Mr. Krabs coming on stage with the light shining on him]'' Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, the Bikini Bottom Players proudly present a very expensive production of... "The Best Day Ever!" And it better be good for all it's costing me.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|♪My perfect job starts my perfect day.♪ ''[flips a patty]'' ♪Then it's time to kick back, relax and play.♪ ''[practices karate with Sandy. She kicks him. He land next to Patrick. Jellyfishes comes up in the scene]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|♪My perfect job starts my perfect day.♪ ''[flips a patty]'' ♪Then it's time to kick back, relax and play.♪ ''[practices karate with Sandy. She kicks him. He land next to Patrick. Jellyfishes comes up in the scene]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That wasn't in the budget!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That wasn't in the budget!}} | ||
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{{L|Echo|♪Best day ever♪}} | {{L|Echo|♪Best day ever♪}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|How long do we have to keep this up?}} | {{L|Squidward|How long do we have to keep this up?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Just till his little heart gives out Squidward. Just till his little heart gives out.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Just till his little heart gives out, Squidward. Just till his little heart gives out.}} |
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