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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm talking about this. ''[points to KelpShake]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm talking about this. ''[points to KelpShake]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Once you taste the secret goodness of a KelpShake... ''[slurping]'' You can't have just one.}} | {{L|Pearl|Once you taste the secret goodness of a KelpShake... ''[slurping]'' You can't have just one.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Let me see that. ''[tries taking the KelpShake from Pearl but she pulls it back]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Let me see that. ''[tries taking the KelpShake from Pearl, but she pulls it back]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Buy your own.}} | {{L|Pearl|Buy your own.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why I wouldn't give them a cent.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Why I wouldn't give them a cent.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't try that with me, Plankton. This new store is ruining me business.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't try that with me, Plankton. This new store is ruining me business.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Really?! Wait a minute! That's my job! ''[groans]'' Blast it! It's bad enough I have to compete with this joker. Now there's this?! KelpShakes.}} | {{L|Plankton|Really?! Wait a minute! That's my job! ''[groans]'' Blast it! It's bad enough I have to compete with this joker. Now there's this?! KelpShakes.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wow. I guess you're really not behind this after all. Plankton, they have... a secret | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Wow. I guess you're really not behind this after all. Plankton, they have... a secret formuler.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|No, not another secret. And if there's a secret, I want to know about it! ''[rumbling]''}} | {{L|Plankton|No, not another secret. And if there's a secret, I want to know about it! ''[rumbling]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|All set, Plankton?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|All set, Plankton?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|You better believe it. This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy. ''[presses a button that makes the hand move. The hand short-circuits]'' What the barnacles? Come on, you piece of garbage. ''[presses the button many times. The mechanical bio-arm slaps Plankton a bunch of times]'' Ouch! Uncle! Uncle!}} | {{L|Plankton|You better believe it. This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy. ''[presses a button that makes the hand move. The hand short-circuits]'' What the barnacles? Come on, you piece of garbage. ''[presses the button many times. The mechanical bio-arm slaps Plankton a bunch of times]'' Ouch! Uncle! Uncle!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|[Sighs] If you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself. ''[takes out a crowbar and tries to open the doors but his back pops]'' Oh, me back. ''[moaning]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|[Sighs] If you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself. ''[takes out a crowbar and tries to open the doors, but his back pops]'' Oh, me back. ''[moaning]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[whispering]'' Krabs, pipe down. You're gonna soil our plans if you wake up the watchdog. ''[guardworm is sleeping]''}} | {{L|Plankton|''[whispering]'' Krabs, pipe down. You're gonna soil our plans if you wake up the watchdog. ''[guardworm is sleeping]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Never mind that. What about SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Never mind that. What about SpongeBob?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, good luck with that. See ya. ''[cut to later where Mr. Krabs is using jackhammer to get into the roof]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, good luck with that. See ya. ''[cut to later where Mr. Krabs is using jackhammer to get into the roof]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Keep her going, Krabs. At this rate, we'll have the Kelpshake's recipe faster than you can say... ''[speaker comes up from under the roof]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Keep her going, Krabs. At this rate, we'll have the Kelpshake's recipe faster than you can say... ''[speaker comes up from under the roof]''}} | ||
{{L|Speaker|You have three seconds before spontaneous combustion. [a | {{L|Speaker|You have three seconds before spontaneous combustion. [a laser gn comes out]}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Let's beat it!}} | {{L|Plankton|Let's beat it!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No kidding. ''[runs]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No kidding. ''[runs]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hi there. Uh, could I get one KelpShake?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hi there. Uh, could I get one KelpShake?}} | ||
{{L|Cashier|Sure, that'll be one dollar.}} | {{L|Cashier|Sure, that'll be one dollar.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh, | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh, okay. ''[gets out a dollar and slowly hands it to the cashier]''}} | ||
{{L|Cashier|''[cash register dings]'' Thank you. ''[Mr. Krabs is not letting go of his dollar]'' Sir, please let go of the bill.}} | {{L|Cashier|''[cash register dings]'' Thank you. ''[Mr. Krabs is not letting go of his dollar]'' Sir, please let go of the bill.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Release your grip, man. Do it! ''[Mr. Krabs does so. The cashier puts the dollar in the register and hands the KelpShake to Mr. Krabs]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Release your grip, man. Do it! ''[Mr. Krabs does so. The cashier puts the dollar in the register and hands the KelpShake to Mr. Krabs]''}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|You? What about me? If anyone, I deserve to make a buck of selling this stuff.}} | {{L|Plankton|You? What about me? If anyone, I deserve to make a buck of selling this stuff.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[removes the glass container and takes kelp juice]'' No way, pipsqueak. This gold mine is mine.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[removes the glass container and takes kelp juice]'' No way, pipsqueak. This gold mine is mine.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Not if I can help it. ''[jumps at Mr. Krabs but goes between his eyes and splatters into the wall]'' Ow.}} | {{L|Plankton|Not if I can help it. ''[jumps at Mr. Krabs, but goes between his eyes and splatters into the wall]'' Ow.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cackling]'' Nice try. ''[about to take a sip]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cackling]'' Nice try. ''[about to take a sip]''}} | ||
{{L|Karen|I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's another ingredient.}} | {{L|Karen|I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's another ingredient.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, I paid good money for this thing. Of course I'm gonna drink it. ''[takes a sip then spits it out]'' What the...? I don't get what the big deal is. This tastes like a wet gym sock.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, I paid good money for this thing. Of course I'm gonna drink it. ''[takes a sip then spits it out]'' What the...? I don't get what the big deal is. This tastes like a wet gym sock.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Really? Let me try that. ''[Plankton sips the drink and puckers his lips]'' Actually, there is a bit of a pungent aftertaste.}} | {{L|Plankton|Really? Let me try that. ''[Plankton sips the drink and puckers his lips]'' Actually, there is a bit of a pungent aftertaste.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. ''[sips again]'' Hey, you're right. This ain't half bad. ''[takes another sip]'' This is amazing.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. ''[sips again]'' Hey, you're right. This ain't half bad. ''[takes another sip and laughs]'' This is amazing.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Well, don't be selfish. ''[sips and laughs]'' Oh yeah.}} | {{L|Plankton|Well, don't be selfish. ''[sips and laughs]'' Oh yeah.}} | ||
{{L|Karen|Oh no.}} | {{L|Karen|Oh no.}} | ||
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{{L|Karen|You're making a big mistake.}} | {{L|Karen|You're making a big mistake.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, phooey. You don't know what you're talking about. ''[he walks out with Plankton]'' KelpShake, KelpShake. Oh how I love a KelpShake.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, phooey. You don't know what you're talking about. ''[he walks out with Plankton]'' KelpShake, KelpShake. Oh how I love a KelpShake.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs up crying covered in yellowish-green fur]'' What's happening to me? ''[Mr. Krabs | {{L|SpongeBob|''[runs up crying covered in yellowish-green fur]'' What's happening to me? ''[Mr. Krabs and Plankton gasp when they see SpongeBob covered in green kelp and is naked]'' They've shutdown the KelpShake restaurants! ''[nearly crying as he runs off]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton & Mr. Krabs|Huh? [They both see workers sucking out all the liquid in the KelpShake restaurant that | {{L|Plankton & Mr. Krabs|Huh? ''[They both see workers sucking out all the liquid in the KelpShake restaurant that says CLOSED FOREVER]''}} | ||
{{L|Hazmat #1|It'll take decades to clean this hazardous material up.}} | {{L|Hazmat #1|It'll take decades to clean this hazardous material up.}} | ||
{{L|Hazmat #2|I sure do feel sorry for whoever drank this. ''[Mr. Krabs screams as he is growing yellowish-green kelp fur just like Plankton is, then Plankton screams]''}} | {{L|Hazmat #2|I sure do feel sorry for whoever drank this. ''[Mr. Krabs screams as he is growing yellowish-green kelp fur just like Plankton is, then Plankton screams]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Look at us!}} | {{L|Plankton|Look at us!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now what are we going to do?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Now what are we going to do?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|I don't know about you, [Plankton takes out a mini helicopter propeller] but I'm going back to what I do best. Stealing your recipe. ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Plankton|I don't know about you, ''[Plankton takes out a mini helicopter propeller]'' but I'm going back to what I do best. Stealing your recipe. ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, wait a minute! Plankton!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, wait a minute! Plankton!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[he flies into Mr. Krabs office where the safe is, he tosses the propeller and laughs]'' Come to papa. ''[Mr. Krabs opens the door]''}} | {{L|Plankton|''[he flies into Mr. Krabs office where the safe is, he tosses the propeller and laughs]'' Come to papa. ''[Mr. Krabs opens the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold it right there. You're not going anywhere...[He opens the safe] without a ten second head start.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold it right there. You're not going anywhere... ''[He opens the safe]'' without a ten second head start.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|It's good to be home.}} | {{L|Plankton|It's good to be home.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You said it.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You said it.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[he runs off as Mr. Krabs begins to chase him]'' I love being hated.}} | {{L|Plankton|''[he runs off as Mr. Krabs begins to chase him]'' I love being hated.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, get back here you little booger! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, get back here you little booger! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
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