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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then you do understand. ''[starts to cry and grovels at her feet]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then you do understand. ''[starts to cry and grovels at her feet]''}}
{{L|Pearl|Dad, you're embarrassing me. ''[drags her dad a few more feet before prying him off]'' Oh, get away. ''[Mr. Krabs is still crying]''}}
{{L|Pearl|Dad, you're embarrassing me. ''[drags her dad a few more feet before prying him off]'' Oh, get away. ''[Mr. Krabs is still crying]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no! Confound you, new KelpShake store. What's your secret? ''[gasps]'' Of course. Plankton, I bet he's behind this. A-ha! I knew you were behind this!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no! Confound you, new KelpShake store. What's your secret? ''[gasps]'' Of course. Plankton, I bet he's behind this. A-ha! "[Runs to Plankton, who is sitting right outside the KelpShake store in a miniature beach chair and sunglass with a tiny radio]" I knew you were behind this!}}
{{L|Plankton|Pardon me, I've done nothing wrong.}}
{{L|Plankton|"[removes sunglass]" Pardon me, I've done nothing wrong.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then how do you explain this? ''[points to the KelpShake restaurant]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then how do you explain this? ''[points to the KelpShake restaurant]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Holy Moley, how'd that happen?}}
{{L|Plankton|Holy Moley, how'd that happen?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't try that with me, Plankton. This new store is ruining me business.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't try that with me, Plankton. This new store is ruining me business.}}
{{L|Plankton|Really? Wait a minute?! That's my job! ''[groans]'' Blast it! It's bad enough I have to compete with this joker. Now there's this?! KelpShakes.}}
{{L|Plankton|Really? Wait a minute?! That's my job! ''[groans and throws radio]'' Blast it! It's bad enough I have to compete with this joker. Now there's this?! KelpShakes.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wow. I guess you're really not behind this after all. Plankton, they have... a secret formuler.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wow. I guess you're really not behind this after all. Plankton, they have... a secret formuler.}}
{{L|Plankton|No, not another secret. And if there's a secret, I want to know about it! ''[rumbling]''}}
{{L|Plankton|No, not another secret. And if there's a secret, I want to know about it! ''[rumbling]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[whistles]'' Oh, let's see, let's see. Ah, there you are. ''[spots an 'employees only' sign. Whispers to Plankton]'' Plankton, I think I found the kitchen.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[whistles]'' Oh, let's see, let's see. Ah, there you are. ''[spots an 'employees only' sign. Whispers to Plankton]'' Plankton, I think I found the kitchen.}}
{{L|Plankton|Let's do this thing!}}
{{L|Plankton|Let's do this thing!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Here goes. Wa-choo! ''[sneezes on a mom and daughter]'' I'm sorry, I have a bit of a ''[gasping]'' ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...choo!! ''[continues sneezing on everything. he sneezes Plankton at the door window, but Plankton was unable to get into the kitchen]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Here goes. Wa-choo! ''[sneezes on a mom and daughter]'' I'm sorry, I have a bit of a ''[gasping]'' ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...choo!! ''[continues sneezing in several different directions, eventually sneeze-blowing Plankton towards the kitchen door, but he hits the window and is stuck there, making Mr. Krabs cringe]''}}
{{L|Employee|Eww. ''[sprays a cleaner at Plankton]''}}
{{L|Employee|Eww. ''[sprays a cleaner at Plankton]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[screams]'' My eye, my eye, my eye! ''[Mr. Krabs and Plankton run out and hide behind the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[screams and falls off the window]'' My eye, my eye, my eye! ''[Mr. Krabs and Plankton run out and hide behind the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I think we lost them. Well, you got any more bright ideas?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I think we lost them. Well, you got any more bright ideas?}}
{{L|Plankton|Of course I do. ''[cut to nighttime where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are wearing black ski clothes]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Of course I do. ''[cut to nighttime where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are wearing black ski clothes]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All set, Plankton?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All set, Plankton?}}
{{L|Plankton|You better believe it. This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy. ''[presses a button that makes the hand move. The hand short-circuits]'' What the barnacles? Come on, you piece of garbage. ''[presses the button many times. The mechanical bio-arm slaps Plankton a bunch of times]'' Ouch! Uncle! Uncle!}}
{{L|Plankton|You better believe it. This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy. ''[presses a button that makes the hand move. The hand short-circuits]'' What the barnacles? Come on, you piece of garbage. ''[presses the button many times. The mechanical bio-arm slaps Plankton continuously]'' Ouch! Uncle! Uncle!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Sighs]'' If you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself. ''[takes out a crowbar and tries to open the doors, but his back pops]'' Oh, me back. ''[moaning]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Sighs]'' If you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself. ''[takes out a crowbar and tries to open the doors, but his back pops]'' Oh, me back. ''[moaning]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[whispering]'' Krabs, pipe down. You're gonna soil our plans if you wake up the watchdog. ''[guardworm is sleeping]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[whispering]'' Krabs, pipe down. You're gonna soil our plans if you wake up the watchdog. ''[guardworm is sleeping]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Let's beat it!}}
{{L|Plankton|Let's beat it!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No kidding. ''[runs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No kidding. ''[runs]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Wait, you forgotten... ''[gets zapped and disintegrates. Cut to the next day where a line of people are ordering KelpShakes. Plankton is under one of the tiles on the floor. He laughs maniacally until the customers step the tile, causing him to get squished, making him scream. Cut to Mr. Krabs lowering Plankton by a rope through the vent. Plankton is about to take a sip of a KelpShake when the customer takes a big sip first, swallowing Plankton. Plankton opens the customers mouth and is raised up through the vent. Cut to Mr. Krabs blowing Plankton through a hose and out of a sink pipe. When Plankton gets out, he is covered with KelpShake juice and gets drowned in the disposal]'' I'm throwing in the towel, Krabs! All these convoluted plans are getting us nowhere. And to top it all off, I'm the only one that's taking the heat!}}
{{L|Plankton|Wait, you forgotten... ''[gets zapped and disintegrates. Cut to the next day where a line of people are ordering KelpShakes. Plankton is under one of the tiles on the floor. He laughs maniacally until the customers step the tile, causing him to get squished, making him scream. Cut to Mr. Krabs lowering Plankton by a rope through the vent. Plankton is about to take a sip of a KelpShake when the customer takes a big sip first, swallowing Plankton. Plankton opens the customers mouth and is raised up through the vent. Cut to Mr. Krabs blowing Plankton through a hose and out of a sink pipe. When Plankton gets out, he is covered with KelpShake juice and gets drowned in the disposal.  Cut to the Krusty Krab where a wounded and banadaged Plankton talks with Mr. Krabs]'' I'm throwing in the towel, Krabs! All these convoluted plans are getting us nowhere. And to top it all off, I'm the only one that's taking the heat!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's that suppose to mean?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's that suppose to mean?}}
{{L|Plankton|I don't see you on the front lines. Sure, let me do all the work, while you just sit back like the fat gorilla you are!!}}
{{L|Plankton|I don't see you on the front lines. Sure, let me do all the work, while you just sit back like the fat gorilla you are!!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grabs Plankton]'' Who you are calling a gorilla you [pokes him in the eye] one-celled, one-eyed bottom-feeder!?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grabs Plankton and starts poking his eye]'' Who you are calling a gorilla you one-celled, one-eyed bottom-feeder!?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, if you want a KelpShake, why don't you just buy one? ''[slurps his KelpShake]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, if you want a KelpShake, why don't you just buy one? ''[slurps his KelpShake]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Scared]'' Buy one?! ''[cut to later where Mr Krabs and Plankton are in line at the KelpShake store]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Scared]'' Buy one?! ''[cut to later where Mr Krabs and Plankton are in line at the KelpShake store]''}}

Revision as of 21:58, 21 November 2020