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{{L|''[The episode begins with a big baby bottle that says "SquarePants and Star BabySitting." SpongeBob paints on the bottle and Squidward reads the bottle.]''}}
{{L|''[The episode begins with a big baby bottle that says "SquarePants and Star BabySitting." SpongeBob paints on the bottle and Squidward reads the bottle.]''}}
{{L|Squidward| ''[reading the bottle] ''"SquarePants and Star Babysitting"? Oh, please. What do you two nitwits know about taking care of babies?}}
{{L|Squidward| ''[reading the bottle] ''"SquarePants and Star Babysitting"? Oh, please. What do you two nitwits know about taking care of babies?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob| "SquarePants and Star Babysitters" at your service!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| "SquarePants and Star Babysitters" at your service!}}
{{L|Patrick|We sit on babies!}}
{{L|Patrick|We sit on babies!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs] ''Not literally.}}* {{L|Patrick| Yeah, not in Italy.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs] ''Not literally.}}*
 
{{L|Patrick| Yeah, not in Italy.}}
{{L|Mother| ''[waves goodbye with her hat] ''Now you kids behave and listen to the babysitters. Bye now!}}
{{L|Mother| ''[waves goodbye with her hat] ''Now you kids behave and listen to the babysitters. Bye now!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|'Bye! ''[SpongeBob closes the door and sees all the babies. One baby is climbing the stair railing, another baby is chewing on a football, a baby comes out of the floorboard, a baby comes flying with a balloon until pops, and the baby falls into the floorboard, two babies are playing with the lamp, one baby is on the chair, and another baby falls in a TV.] ''Whoa! A whole liege of little darlings. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick put on helmets with rattles on them. They start shaking them.] ''Alright, Patrick, you take East plank, and I'll take the West, and we'll try to establish a map zone in the middle.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|'Bye! ''[SpongeBob closes the door and sees all the babies. One baby is climbing the stair railing, another baby is chewing on a football, a baby comes out of the floorboard, a baby comes flying with a balloon until pops, and the baby falls into the floorboard, two babies are playing with the lamp, one baby is on the chair, and another baby falls in a TV.] ''Whoa! A whole liege of little darlings. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick put on helmets with rattles on them. They start shaking them.] ''Alright, Patrick, you take East plank, and I'll take the West, and we'll try to establish a map zone in the middle.}}  
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{{L|Patrick| Ah, I don't know back in time?!}}  
{{L|Patrick| Ah, I don't know back in time?!}}  
{{L|SpongeBob| What about a sewing circle? }}
{{L|SpongeBob| What about a sewing circle? }}
{{L|Patrick| Ah, yes a sewing circle back in time.}} {{L|SpongeBob| Come on! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick go into a sewing circle with some old ladies] ''}}
 
{{L|Patrick| Ah, yes a sewing circle back in time.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob| Come on! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick go into a sewing circle with some old ladies] ''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Old lady Prunes? ''[The old ladies look at SpongeBob and Patrick in wonder]'' Have you seen a baby that's really an old lady?}}  
{{L|SpongeBob| Old lady Prunes? ''[The old ladies look at SpongeBob and Patrick in wonder]'' Have you seen a baby that's really an old lady?}}  
{{L|Bakery Cashier| Oh, look they have shmoods on their faces. ''[she spit on a napkin which then the other ladies follow]''}}
{{L|Bakery Cashier| Oh, look they have shmoods on their faces. ''[she spit on a napkin which then the other ladies follow]''}}
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{{L|Patrick| And still talking baby talk! ''[They run to her and she mumbles angrily]''}}
{{L|Patrick| And still talking baby talk! ''[They run to her and she mumbles angrily]''}}
{{L|Mary's Mother| Why! ''[she then punches them in the face] ''}}
{{L|Mary's Mother| Why! ''[she then punches them in the face] ''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Ahh Pruny wants to play nice old lady ''[then she repeatedly hits them until they become realistic] ''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Ahh, Pruny wants to play nice old lady ''[then she repeatedly hits them until they become realistic] ''}}
{{L|Patrick| Ah, boxing tired her out.'' [then they fall out of the tree] ''}}  
{{L|Patrick| Ah, boxing tired her out.'' [then they fall out of the tree] ''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Shh...}}  
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Shh...}}  
{{L|SpongeBob| Ah, another job well done. [sniffs] Uh, Patrick, I think she needs to be changed.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob| Ah, another job well done. [sniffs] Uh, Patrick, I think she needs to be changed.}}  
{{L|Patrick| No, that's me. ''[we end this episode by them walking toward the sun set] ''}}
{{L|Patrick| No, that's me. ''[we end this episode by them walking toward the sun set] ''}}

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