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{{L|Squidward| Goo. Goo... ''[crying until SpongeBob puts a dummy in his mouth.]''}} | {{L|Squidward| Goo. Goo... ''[crying until SpongeBob puts a dummy in his mouth.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward starts sucking on the dummy.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward starts sucking on the dummy.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| Aww, such good little | {{L|SpongeBob| Aww, such a good little Squiddy.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| ''[realizes]''What? What the? ''[spits out the dummy] ''No one in the right mind will ever hire you as babysitters!}} | {{L|Squidward| ''[realizes]''What? What the? ''[spits out the dummy] ''No one in the right mind will ever hire you as babysitters!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick starts sucking on the dummy.]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick starts sucking on the dummy.]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob| "SquarePants and Star Babysitters" at your service!}} | {{L|SpongeBob| "SquarePants and Star Babysitters" at your service!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|We sit on babies!}} | {{L|Patrick|We sit on babies!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Not literally.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs] ''Not literally.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, not in Italy.}} | ||
{{L|Mother|''[waves goodbye with her hat]'' Now you kids behave and listen to the babysitters. Bye now!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick| Yeah, not in Italy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Bye! ''[SpongeBob closes the door and sees all the babies. One baby is climbing the stair railing, another baby is chewing on a football, a baby comes out of the floorboard, a baby comes flying with a balloon until pops, and the baby falls into the floorboard, two babies are playing with the lamp, one baby is on the chair, and another baby falls in a TV.] ''Whoa! A whole liege of little darlings. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick put on helmets with rattles on them. They start shaking them.] ''Alright, Patrick, you take East plank, and I'll take the West, and we'll try to establish a map zone in the middle.}} | ||
{{L|Mother| ''[waves goodbye with her hat] ''Now you kids behave and listen to the babysitters. Bye now!}} | |||
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{{L|Patrick| Hahahaha! These babies are no match for my... toddler style! ''[Patrick pulls out a pair of bottles in chains that they look like nunchucks. Patrick starts whipping the nunchuck bottles around and makes ninja sounds until he falls on his face.] ''Ow.}} | {{L|Patrick| Hahahaha! These babies are no match for my... toddler style! ''[Patrick pulls out a pair of bottles in chains that they look like nunchucks. Patrick starts whipping the nunchuck bottles around and makes ninja sounds until he falls on his face.] ''Ow.}} | ||
{{L|''[We cut to Patrick watching the babies cry until he makes a funny face. The babies stop crying and start laughing. Patrick makes more funny faces until he stops and makes the babies cry. SpongeBob has five spoons on his head until Patrick puts another one on his head. With six spoons, Patrick lifts SpongeBob up and dips the spoons in baby food. SpongeBob feeds the babies until they stopped crying. A baby is seen on the shelf, knocking plates over. SpongeBob catches the planes, so they won't break. The baby falls off the shelf SpongeBob screams and manages to catch the baby. SpongeBob is relieved that he caught the baby, but the plates fall over the floor. The babies now are crying once again until they're diapers stink. SpongeBob puts a close pin on his nose and flips them over with a giant spatula.]''}} | {{L|''[We cut to Patrick watching the babies cry until he makes a funny face. The babies stop crying and start laughing. Patrick makes more funny faces until he stops and makes the babies cry. SpongeBob has five spoons on his head until Patrick puts another one on his head. With six spoons, Patrick lifts SpongeBob up and dips the spoons in baby food. SpongeBob feeds the babies until they stopped crying. A baby is seen on the shelf, knocking plates over. SpongeBob catches the planes, so they won't break. The baby falls off the shelf SpongeBob screams and manages to catch the baby. SpongeBob is relieved that he caught the baby, but the plates fall over the floor. The babies now are crying once again until they're diapers stink. SpongeBob puts a close pin on his nose and flips them over with a giant spatula.]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Babysitting!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Babysitting!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Skinny or chunky! Clean or funky!}} | {{L|Patrick|Skinny or chunky! Clean or funky!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We won't get paid if your kids | {{L|SpongeBob|We won't get paid if your kids misbehave!}} | ||
{{L|Mary|Oh, boys, right here! Oh, I could use a babysitter!}} | {{L|Mary|Oh, boys, right here! Oh, I could use a babysitter!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yay!}} | {{L|Patrick|Yay!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| Ooh! ''[They rush towards Mary | {{L|SpongeBob| Ooh! ''[They rush towards Mary]'' While you go out, and dance, and drevel...}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| ...While we watch your little devil!}} | {{L|Patrick| ...While we watch your little devil!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick swirl her around.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick swirl her around.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mary| Yes! Thank you! ''[hugs Patrick] ''Thank you! ''[hugs SpongeBob then runs off]''}} | {{L|Mary| Yes! Thank you! ''[hugs Patrick] ''Thank you! ''[hugs SpongeBob then runs off]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mary's Mother| Why! ''[she then punches them in the face] ''}} | {{L|Mary's Mother| Why! ''[she then punches them in the face] ''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| Ahh, Pruny wants to play nice old lady ''[then she repeatedly hits them until they become realistic] ''}} | {{L|SpongeBob| Ahh, Pruny wants to play nice old lady ''[then she repeatedly hits them until they become realistic] ''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| Ah, boxing tired her out.'' [then they fall out of the tree] ''}} | {{L|Patrick| Ah, boxing tired her out.'' [then they fall out of the tree] ''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Shh...}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Shh...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| Ah, another job well done. [sniffs] Uh, Patrick, I think she needs to be changed.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ah, another job well done. ''[sniffs]'' Uh, Patrick, I think she needs to be changed.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| No, that's me. ''[ | {{L|Patrick|No, that's me. ''[The episode ends by them walking toward the sun set]''}} | ||
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