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 {{L|''[The episode begins with a big baby bottle that says "SquarePants and Star BabySitting." SpongeBob paints on the bottle and Squidward reads the bottle.]''}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Yeah, not in Italy.}}
 {{L|Mother|''[waves goodbye with her hat]'' Now you kids behave and listen to the babysitters. Bye now!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Bye! ''[SpongeBob closes the door and sees all the babies. One baby is climbing the stair railing, another baby is chewing on a football, a baby comes out of the floorboard, a baby comes flying with a balloon until pops, and the baby falls into the floorboard, two babies are playing with the lamp, one baby is on the chair, and another baby falls in a TV.]'' Whoa! A whole liege of little darlings. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick put on helmets with rattles on them. They start shaking them.]'' Alright, Patrick, you take East plank, and I'll take the West, and we'll try to establish a map zone in the middle.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Bye! ''[closes the door and sees all the babies. One baby is climbing the stair railing, another baby is chewing on a football, a baby comes out of the floorboard, a baby comes flying with a balloon until pops, and the baby falls into the floorboard, two babies are playing with the lamp, one baby is on the chair, and another baby falls in a TV]'' Whoa! A whole liege of little darlings. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick put on helmets with rattles on them. They start shaking them]'' Alright, Patrick, you take East plank, and I'll take the West, and we'll try to establish a map zone in the middle.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Hahahaha! These babies are no match for my... toddler style! ''[Patrick pulls out a pair of bottles in chains that they look like nunchucks. Patrick starts whipping the nunchuck bottles around and makes ninja sounds until he falls on his face.]'' Ow.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Hahahaha! These babies are no match for my... toddler style! ''[pulls out a pair of bottles in chains that they look like nunchucks. Patrick starts whipping the nunchuck bottles around and makes ninja sounds until he falls on his face]'' Ow.}}
 {{L|''[We cut to Patrick watching the babies cry until he makes a funny face. The babies stop crying and start laughing. Patrick makes more funny faces until he stops and makes the babies cry. SpongeBob has five spoons on his head until Patrick puts another one on his head. With six spoons, Patrick lifts SpongeBob up and dips the spoons in baby food. SpongeBob feeds the babies until they stopped crying. A baby is seen on the shelf, knocking plates over. SpongeBob catches the planes, so they won't break. The baby falls off the shelf SpongeBob screams and manages to catch the baby. SpongeBob is relieved that he caught the baby, but the plates fall over the floor. The babies now are crying once again until their diapers stink. SpongeBob puts a close pin on his nose and flips them over with a giant spatula.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[whistles]'' Bring her down!}}
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 {{L|Mary|Oh, boys, right here! Oh, I could use a babysitter!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yay!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh! ''[They rush towards Mary]'' While you go out, and dance, and drevel...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh! ''[they rush towards Mary]'' While you go out, and dance, and drevel...}}
 {{L|Patrick|...While we watch your little devil!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick swirl her around.]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Hmm? No, I, I don't think so.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Huh. Oh! ''[holds up a lamp]'' This looks like a nice baby girl. ''[turns the lamp on]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|She's nice, but she's not a baby. ''[Patrick throws the lamp.]'' Wait a minute. ''[SpongeBob runs to a wheelchair and looks down.]'' I found the baby.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|She's nice, but she's not a baby. ''[Patrick throws the lamp]'' Wait a minute. ''[runs to a wheelchair and looks down]'' I found the baby.}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob turns the wheelchair around and shows Patrick the baby. But it wasn't a baby, it was Mary's mother from "Chocolate with Nuts." She is shown asleep and it startles Patrick.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob turns the wheelchair around and shows Patrick the baby. But it isn't a baby, it is Mary's mother from "Chocolate with Nuts." She is shown asleep and it startles Patrick.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Eek! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, all babies are beautiful. Even the ugly ones, and we don't know the baby's name is.}}
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 {{L|''[SpongeBob puts a pacifier in her mouth.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, Baby Prunes is just mimicking what she's heard. It's just baby talk. She's babbling.}}
-{{L|Baby Prunes|''[spits out the pacifier] ''I'm not babbling, you bone heads!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|''[spits out the pacifier]'' I'm not babbling, you bone heads!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Feeding time! ''[pulls out a spoon full of food]'' Here comes the airplane. ''[makes train noises and puts the food into Baby Prunes' mouth, but she spits it out]'' Yum. Playtime! ''[Patrick dumps out some blocks and throws the bottle away.]'' Kids love to build things with blocks!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Feeding time! ''[pulls out a spoon full of food]'' Here comes the airplane. ''[makes train noises and puts the food into Baby Prunes' mouth, but she spits it out]'' Yum. Playtime! ''[dumps out some blocks and throws the bottle away]'' Kids love to build things with blocks!}}
 {{L|Baby Prunes|''[chuckles] ''Oh, I'll build something alright.}}
 {{L|''[We cut a bubble transition to all the blocks built into a jail with SpongeBob and Patrick in it. SpongeBob writes on the wall. Inside the play jail, there is a toilet, a pipe, a bunch, and a shelf filled with books. SpongeBob checks his watch.]''}}
-{{L|Baby Prunes|Put me down you yellow scouring pad! Unhand me! ''[cuts to SpongeBob walking to a spot in Mary's house and Patrick pulls out a baby cradle.]'' No! ''[SpongeBob puts Baby Prunes in the cradle.]'' Get me out of here! ''[SpongeBob puts on a baby hat Baby Prunes tucks her in a blanket and staples it to the cradle.]'' Ow! Ugh! Ouch! ''[Screams.]''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Put me down you yellow scouring pad! Unhand me! ''[cuts to SpongeBob walking to a spot in Mary's house and Patrick pulls out a baby cradle]'' No! ''[SpongeBob puts Baby Prunes in the cradle]'' Get me out of here! ''[SpongeBob puts on a baby bonnet on Baby Prunes, tucks her in a blanket, and staples it to the cradle]'' Ow! Ugh! Ouch! ''[screams]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oooo! Who's a colicky baby? It's you! ''[SpongeBob tickles Baby Prunes in the neck with one finger.]'' Coochy coochy coo!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oooo! Who's a colicky baby? It's you! ''[tickles Baby Prunes in the neck with one finger]'' Coochy coochy coo!}}
 {{L|Baby Prunes|Bleh.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I'll go up and prepare a bath for Baby Prunes for when she wakes up.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Okay. While you're doing that I'll just space out. Uhhh...}}
 {{L|''[As SpongeBob goes upstairs, Patrick's eyes turn upwards and drools. Baby Prunes looks at Patrick with his eyes upwards and then escapes from the cradle by using a secret door at the bottom of the cradle, and runs away chuckling evilly. Meanwhile, upstairs, SpongeBob is in Mary's bathroom. SpongeBob turns on a faucet in the bathtub.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Strange... There don't seem to be any baby items in here. Hmm... ''[looks in a cabinet to find not baby items but old-woman stuff.]'' Okay, pills, pills, dentures, more pills, hemorrhoid cream. ''[SpongeBob closes the cabinet but then notices a little birthday note stuck on the bottom-left corner of the cabinet.]'' "Happy birthday to mother on her 137th birthday." Aw. ''[gasps and realizes the truth]'' 137th birthday?! Ohhhh! Baby Prunes isn't a baby, she's an old lady!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Strange... There don't seem to be any baby items in here. Hmm... ''[looks in a cabinet to find not baby items but old-woman stuff]'' Okay, pills, pills, dentures, more pills, hemorrhoid cream. ''[closes the cabinet but then notices a little birthday note stuck on the bottom-left corner of the cabinet]'' "Happy birthday to mother on her 137th birthday." Aw. ''[gasps and realizes the truth]'' 137th birthday?! Oh! Baby Prunes isn't a baby, she's an old lady!}}
-{{L|''[Meanwhile, Baby Prunes is trying to escape from Mary's house by using her tongue to unlock the door]''}}
+{{L|''[Meanwhile, Baby Prunes is trying to escape from Mary's house by using her tongue to unlock the door.]''}}
-{{L|Baby Prunes|Come on, come on! ''[Just then Patrick comes along with his eyes still upwards]''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Come on, come on! ''[just then Patrick comes along with his eyes still upwards]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Is that a puppy I hear? I didn't know they had a puppy. What is it, puppy? You wanna go out?'' [Baby Prunes frees her tongue out, a light bulb appears on top of her head]''}}
 {{L|Baby Prunes|Oh. ''[barking]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|There you go, puppy.}}
 {{L|Baby Prunes|So long sucker! ''[maniacal laughing]'' Uh... ''[barking] ''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Huh, the puppy knows baby talk too... ''[Just then SpongeBob comes in from the stairs]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Huh, the puppy knows baby talk too... ''[just then SpongeBob comes in from the stairs]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! She's not a baby''! [SpongeBob falls from down the stairs and hits Patrick and looks around while he's on Patrick's stomach.] ''Where's Baby Prunes?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! She's not a baby! ''[falls from down the stairs and hits Patrick and looks around while he's on Patrick's stomach]'' Where's Baby Prunes?}}
 {{L|Patrick|I dunno, I just let the puppy out.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That was no puppy! ''[SpongeBob is jumping on Patrick's stomach]'' That was an old lady! An old lady that we're responsible for! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and run outside to find Baby Prunes]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That was no puppy! ''[jumps on Patrick's stomach]'' That was an old lady! An old lady that we're responsible for! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and run outside to find Baby Prunes]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|If you were an old lady where would you go?!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ah, I don't know back in time?!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What about a sewing circle?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Ah, yes a sewing circle back in time.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Ah, yes. A sewing circle back in time.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Come on! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick go into a sewing circle with some old ladies] ''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Come on!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Old lady Prunes?! ''[The old ladies look at SpongeBob and Patrick in wonder]'' Have you seen a baby that's really an old lady?}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick go into a sewing circle with some old ladies.] ''}}
-{{L|Bakery Cashier|Oh, look. They have schmutz on their faces! ''[she spits on a napkin, then the other women follow]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Old lady Prunes?! ''[the old ladies look at SpongeBob and Patrick in wonder]'' Have you seen a baby that's really an old lady?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No! Not that! ''[Patrick and SpongeBob are scared while the old ladies rub the napkin on their bodies]''}}
+{{L|Bakery Cashier|Oh, look. They have schmutz on their faces! ''[spits on a napkin, then the other women follow]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No! Not that!}}
+{{L|''[Patrick and SpongeBob are scared while the old ladies rub the napkin on their bodies.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ah, where's Baby/Old Lady Prunes?!}}
-{{L|Patrick|No! no, gross! ''[Patrick is disgusted while the old ladies rub them.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|No! no, gross!}}
-{{L|French Narrator|Meanwhile... ''[cuts to a scene into a lava surf place.]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick is disgusted while the old ladies rub them.]''}}
+{{L|French Narrator|Meanwhile... ''[cuts to a scene into a lava surf place]''}}
 {{L|Surfers|Yeah!}}
-{{L|Baby Prunes|Yee-Haw! Lavabunga! ''[While Baby Prunes is having fun the other surfers on gone and loses the challenge, then she laughs maniacally then we cut to a scene where their parachuting]''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Yee-Haw! Lavabunga! ''[while she is having fun the other surfers on gone and loses the challenge, then she laughs maniacally then we cut to a scene where their parachuting]''}}
 {{L|Skydiver|What are you doing you don't have a parachute?}}
-{{L|Baby Prunes|Parachutes are for babies. ''[then she jumps and laughs maniacally while the skydiver is surprised]'' Oh yeah! ''[she falls into a haystack]''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Parachutes are for babies. ''[she jumps and laughs maniacally while the skydiver is surprised]'' Oh yeah! ''[she falls into a haystack]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Prunes!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Old lady Prunes!}}
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 {{L|Baby Prunes|Well, if it isn't my two babysitters! you humiliated me!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Prunes, you're alive!}}
-{{L|Patrick|And still talking baby talk! ''[They run to her and she mumbles angrily]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|And still talking baby talk! ''[they run to her and she mumbles angrily]''}}
-{{L|Baby Prunes|Why! ''[she then punches them in the face] ''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Why! ''[punches them in the face] ''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ahh, Prunie wants to play nice old lady ''[then she repeatedly hits them until they become realistic]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ah, boxing tired her out. ''[then they fall out of the tree]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Shh...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ah, another job well done. ''[sniffs]'' Uh, Patrick, I think she needs to be changed.}}
-{{L|Patrick|No, that's me. ''[The episode ends by them walking toward the sun set.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|No, that's me.}}
+{{L|''[The episode ends with them walking toward the sunset.]''}}
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