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| {{BTranscript
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| |Title=Big Pink Loser
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| |Season=2
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| |Episode=23a
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| |Airdate=[[November 16]], [[2000]]
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| }}
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| Narrator: Ah, bikini bottom.
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| (Patrick yans, then, the mail fish puts the package in)
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| Patrick: A reward? I never gotten an award before! Hey, rock, I got an award!
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| Patrick: Hey, jellyfish, I got an award!
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| (Jellyfish sting patrick)
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| Patrick: World, I got an award... (Patrick gasps for water)
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| Patrick: I gotta show spongebob!
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| Spongebob: Hold still, gary.
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| Gary: Meow.
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| Spongebob: Almost done.
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| (Spongebob screams as patrick opens the door)
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| Patrick: Spongebob, I got an award!
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| Spongebob: (Spongebob falls down) Wow, great, patrick.
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| Patrick: Read it!
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| Spongebob: For doing great things and stuff, spongebob squarepants?
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| Patrick: Well, that's a funny way to spell my name.
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| Spongebob: Patrick, I think that trophy is for me.
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| Patrick: But, it's shiny.
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| Spongebob: And you know what else is shiny?
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| Patrick: Ice cream! It's here!
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| Spongebob: Patrick, that's my... Award closet.
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| Patrick: I want an award!
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| Spongebob: Patrick, don't cry.
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| (Patrick cries)
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| Patrick: I can't get an award because I never done anything!
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| Spongebob: But, you're patrick star. You can do whatever you want.
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| Patrick: Well, I can't because you're spongebob.
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| Spongebob: Patrick, if you think you're not smarter, what would you do?
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| Patrick: Hmm... I want to defeat the giant monkey man and save the 9th deminton!
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| Spongebob: Me too! But, that sounds a little hard. Why don't we start smaller?
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| Patrick: I want to defeat the little monkey man and save the 8th deminton!
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| Spongebob: Smaller.
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| Patrick: Doctor.
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| Spongebob: Smaller.
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| Patrick: Fireman?
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| Spongebob: The smallest you can think of!
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| Patrick: A job at the krusty krab?
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| Spongebob: Yeah! I do things at work all the time!
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| Patrick: Then, let's go!
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| Spongebob: Patrick, you need to do the job. Hi, squidward. I need you to hire this man.
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| Squidward: And look who quit.
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| Patrick: Do I get an award now?
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| Spongebob: No, you have to work.
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| Patrick: Tartar sauce.
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| (Patrick gobbles it up)
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| Patrick: Do I get an award now?
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| Spongebob: No, you need to take it to the customer.
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| (Patrick burps)
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| Patrick: Do I get it now?
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| Spongebob: No, now, this time, make sure it goes to the customer.
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| (Patrick gobbles it up as the customer is about to eat it)
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| Patrick: Do I get it now?
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| Spongebob: No.
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| Patrick: Barnacles!
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| Spongebob: Let's do another task.
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| Spongebob: You ring and listen whoever gives you a question.
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| Woman #1: Is this the krusty krab?
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| Patrick: No, this is patrick.
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| Woman #2: Is this the krusty krab?
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| Patrick: No, this is patrick.
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| Man #1: Is this the krusty krab?
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| Patrick: No, this is patrick! I'm not a krusty krab.
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| Spongebob: Uhh, that's the name of the restuarent.
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| Patrick: Ohhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Fish paste!
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| Spongebob: It's a little dusty, so, why don't you sweep up?
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| Patrick: What's the point? I'll never get it right.
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| Spongebob: You'll be fine.
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| (Patrick squeaks)
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| Customer: Hey, are you from stupidtown?
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| Spongebob: Keep trying, patrick!
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| Award man: I got a lot of awards for spongebob squarepants!
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| Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrr... Why can't I do anything right?!?! Uhhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhh! Uhh!
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| (Customers cough)
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| Patrick: (Patrick snarls)
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| Spongebob: Kitchen.
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| Patrick: I'm never getting an award now.
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| Spongebob: Don't worry, patrick. Just get a jar. Patrick, that's a pickle.
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| Patrick: I don't care.
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| Spongebob: You need a jar. Nope. Nope. Nope. Try this.
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