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| *'''Narrator:''' Welcome to Bikini Bottom. Welcome where we found the finest specimens of undersea life. Aha. Well, here not. ''[Patrick is sleeping and when he wakes up there is a box in his mouth]''
| | |prev = Bossy Boots |
| *'''Patrick:''' An award? I never got an award before! Eeeee! Look rock, I got an award. ''[arrow on top of rock breaks]'' Jellyfish, I got an award. ''[jellyfish zap him and he jumps up above the surface]'' Island, I got an awar... ''[chokes for air and floats back down] ''I gotta show SpongeBob.
| | |title = Big Pink Loser |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' ''[building a house of cards looking like Gary]'' Hold still, Gary.
| | |next = Bubble Buddy |
| *'''Gary:''' Meow.
| | |titlecard = Big Pink Loser.jpg |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Almost done. ''[Patrick opens door and cards fall on the floor]''
| | |season = 2 |
| *'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob, guess what? I got an award.
| | |episode = 23a |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' That's great, Patrick. What's it for?
| | |airdate = [[November 16]], [[2000]] |
| *'''Patrick:''' See for yourself.
| | |seasonname = two |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' (his body is facedown but his face come out and reads the award)"For Outstanding Achievement In Achievement: SpongeBob SquarePants?"
| | }} |
| *'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob SquarePants? That's a funny way to spell my name.
| | {{L|Narrator|Welcome to Bikini Bottom. Welcome where we found the finest specimens of undersea life. Aha. Well, here not. ''[Patrick is sleeping and when he wakes up there is a box in his mouth]''}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, I think the award is for me. You must have got it by mistake.
| | {{L|Patrick|An award? I never got an award before! Eeeee! Look rock, I got an award. ''[arrow on top of rock breaks]'' Jellyfish, I got an award. ''[jellyfish zap him and he jumps up above the surface]'' Island, I got an awar... ''[chokes for air and floats back down]'' I gotta show SpongeBob.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' But, it's shiny.
| | {{L|SpongeBob|''[building a house of cards looking like Gary]'' Hold still, Gary.}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, but you know what else is shiny?
| | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Ice Cream!
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Almost done. ''[Patrick opens door and cards fall on the floor]''}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly!
| | {{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, guess what? I got an award.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' I can find it. Is it in here?
| | {{L|SpongeBob|That's great, Patrick. What's it for?}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' No, don't. That's my... ''[a bunch of awards pile out of SpongeBob's closet]'' ...award closet.
| | {{L|Patrick|See for yourself.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' I want an award. ''[starts to cry]''
| | {{L|SpongeBob|(his body is facedown but his face come out and reads the award)"For Outstanding Achievement In Achievement: SpongeBob SquarePants?"}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' (Spongebob with ribbons in his eyes) Aww, Patrick, don't cry.
| | {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob SquarePants? That's a funny way to spell my name.}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' You'll get an award one day.
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I think the award is for me. You must have got it by mistake.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' I'm never gonna get an award because I haven't done anything.
| | {{L|Patrick|But, it's shiny.}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' But you're Patrick...Star. You can do anything you want.
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but you know what else is shiny?}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' That's east for you to say. You're SpongeBob.
| | {{L|Patrick|Ice Cream!}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, if you wanna win an award, you have to do something.
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Exactly!}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Hmmm...I wanna defeat the giant monkeyman and save the 9th dimension!
| | {{L|Patrick|I can find it. Is it in here?}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Me too! But that sounds a little hard. Why don't we start smaller?
| | {{L|SpongeBob|No, don't. That's my... ''[a bunch of awards pile out of SpongeBob's closet]'' ...award closet.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' I wanna defeat the little monkeyman and save the 8th dimension!
| | {{L|Patrick|I want an award. ''[starts to cry]''}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Smaller. ''[shrinks]''
| | {{L|SpongeBob|(Spongebob with ribbons in his eyes) Aww, Patrick, don't cry.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Doctor?
| | {{L|SpongeBob|You'll get an award one day.}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Smaller. ''[shrinks more]''
| | {{L|Patrick|I'm never gonna get an award because I haven't done anything.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Fireman?
| | {{L|SpongeBob|But you're Patrick...Star. You can do anything you want.}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' ''[said in the tiny voice]'' The smallest you can think of. ''[shrinks even more]''
| | {{L|Patrick|That's east for you to say. You're SpongeBob.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' A job at the Krusty Krab?
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, if you wanna win an award, you have to do something.}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' ''[normal voice]'' Yeah!! I do things at work all the time.
| | {{L|Patrick|Hmmm...I wanna defeat the giant monkeyman and save the 9th dimension!}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Then let's go.
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Me too! But that sounds a little hard. Why don't we start smaller?}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Boy, it sure was nice of Mr Krabs to give me a job.
| | {{L|Patrick|I wanna defeat the little monkeyman and save the 8th dimension!}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' And at 50 dollars an hour, too. When I started working here, I had to pay Mr Krabs 100 dollars an hour. Hey, Squidward, guess who just got a job?
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Smaller. ''[shrinks]''}} |
| *'''Squidward:''' Guess who just quit? ''[puts his hat on Patrick's head]''
| | {{L|Patrick|Doctor?}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Do I get my award yet?
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Smaller. ''[shrinks more]''}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' You have to work for it, remember?
| | {{L|Patrick|Fireman?}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Tartar sauce. ''[SpongeBob flipping patties]''
| | {{L|SpongeBob|''[said in the tiny voice]'' The smallest you can think of. ''[shrinks even more]''}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Pick up order! ''[Patrick comes and eats the order]''
| | {{L|Patrick|A job at the Krusty Krab?}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Do I get my award, now?
| | {{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Yeah!! I do things at work all the time.}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' No, you have to take the tray to the customer.
| | {{L|Patrick|Then let's go.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Ok. ''[tray gets to table but with no food. Patrick burps]''
| | {{L|Patrick|Boy, it sure was nice of Mr Krabs to give me a job.}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Almost. Try again and this time make sure the food gets to the table. ''[Patrick arrives with food on tray but then eats it as he sits down]''
| | {{L|SpongeBob|And at 50 dollars an hour, too. When I started working here, I had to pay Mr Krabs 100 dollars an hour. Hey, Squidward, guess who just got a job?}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Like that?
| | {{L|Squidward|Guess who just quit? ''[puts his hat on Patrick's head]''}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Nope.
| | {{L|Patrick|Do I get my award yet?}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' ''[spits out food at the customer as he talks]'' Barnacles!
| | {{L|SpongeBob|You have to work for it, remember?}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Let's try something different.
| | {{L|Patrick|Tartar sauce. ''[SpongeBob flipping patties]''}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' All you have to do is answer the phone.
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Pick up order! ''[Patrick comes and eats the order]''}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Ok, SpongeBob. ''[phone rings]''
| | {{L|Patrick|Do I get my award, now?}} |
| *'''Guy On Phone:''' Is this the Krusty Krab?
| | {{L|SpongeBob|No, you have to take the tray to the customer.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling]'' ''[phone rings again]''
| | {{L|Patrick|Ok. ''[tray gets to table but with no food. Patrick burps]''}} |
| *'''Girl On Phone:''' Is this the Krusty Krab?
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Almost. Try again and this time make sure the food gets to the table. ''[Patrick arrives with food on tray but then eats it as he sits down]''}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' ''[annoyed]'' No! this is Patrick! ''[hangs up and continues to whistle]'' ''[phone rings, yet again]''
| | {{L|Patrick|Like that?}} |
| *'''Guy On Phone:''' Is this the Krusty Krab?
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Nope.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' ''[irritated]'' NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!! ''[puts phone down]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.
| | {{L|Patrick|''[spits out food at the customer as he talks]'' Barnacles!}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's try something different.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Huh? Oh, Fishpaste!
| | {{L|SpongeBob|All you have to do is answer the phone.}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' It looks a little dusty around table 3. How about you sweep it out? ''[hands Patrick a broom]''
| | {{L|Patrick|Ok, SpongeBob. ''[phone rings]''}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' What's the point? I can't do anything right.
| | {{L|Guy On Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' You'll do fine. ''[Patrick sweeps with the top instead of the bottom]''
| | {{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling]'' ''[phone rings again]''}} |
| *'''Customer:''' Hey pal. You just blow in from Stupidtown?
| | {{L|Girl On Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Keep trying, Patrick.
| | {{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No! this is Patrick! ''[hangs up and continues to whistle]'' ''[phone rings, yet again]''}} |
| *'''Delivery Guy:''' I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patrick gets mad and sweeps harder]''
| | {{L|Guy On Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Why can't I do anything right? ''[bangs the bottom of the broom on the floor making dust rise all over the Krusty Krab's dining area, which makes the nearby customers start coughing]''
| | {{L|Patrick|''[irritated]'' NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!! ''[puts phone down]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' ''[pushing Patrick]'' Kitchen!
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' I'm never going to get an award, now.
| | {{L|Patrick|Huh? Oh, Fishpaste!}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar.''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.
| | {{L|SpongeBob|It looks a little dusty around table 3. How about you sweep it out? ''[hands Patrick a broom]''}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Yes.
| | {{L|Patrick|What's the point? I can't do anything right.}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' You need a jar. ''[picks a spatula]'' No. ''[picks his pants]'' No. ''[picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try...this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[puts hand on counter]'' No the lid. ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid". Few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]''Freeze!! ''[hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!!
| | {{L|SpongeBob|You'll do fine. ''[Patrick sweeps with the top instead of the bottom]''}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Ow, it burns!
| | {{L|Customer|Hey pal. You just blow in from Stupidtown?}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]''Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Keep trying, Patrick.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Exactly as you do. ''[takes lid off jar]'' Oh, no, I broke it!
| | {{L|Delivery Guy|I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patrick gets mad and sweeps harder]''}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, Patrick, you did it!
| | {{L|Patrick|Why can't I do anything right? ''[bangs the bottom of the broom on the floor making dust rise all over the Krusty Krab's dining area, which makes the nearby customers start coughing]''}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' I did? ''[both cheer as Patrick throws the jar into the floor]'' Touchdown!
| | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' Kitchen!}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' That was great, Patrick! You really got the hang of it.
| | {{L|Patrick|I'm never going to get an award, now.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Yeah. Remember when I had my up? And I put it on the lid?
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, yeah.
| | {{L|Patrick|Yes.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Then I took the lid off and I thought I broke it.
| | {{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[picks a spatula]'' No. ''[picks his pants]'' No. ''[picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try...this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[puts hand on counter]'' No the lid. ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid". Few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze!! ''[hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!!}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' ''[laughs]'' Yeah.
| | {{L|Patrick|Ow, it burns!}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' But I didn't. I opened the jar with my hand. And it was all because you showed me how to do it. I'm never gonna forget this.
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, you do exactly what I do and you'll have an award in no time. ''[night becomes day in SpongeBob's House then clam crows everyone up]'' I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. ''[notices Patrick dressed up like him]''
| | {{L|Patrick|Exactly as you do. ''[takes lid off jar]'' Oh, no, I broke it!}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Good morning, SpongeBob.
| | {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, Patrick, you did it!}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Wow. It's amazing how a simple change of clothes can make a guy look...just...like...me.
| | {{L|Patrick|I did? ''[both cheer as Patrick throws the jar into the floor]'' Touchdown!}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Yup. If I'm gonna be an award winner, I've gotta dress like one.
| | {{L|SpongeBob|That was great, Patrick! You really got the hang of it.}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' That's creepy...but flattering! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... ''[Patrick copies SpongeBob then SpongeBob stops]''
| | {{L|Patrick|Yeah. Remember when I had my up? And I put it on the lid?}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Well, back to the ol' grind.
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Well, back to the ol' grind.
| | {{L|Patrick|Then I took the lid off and I thought I broke it.}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' Forget my hat.
| | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Yeah.}} |
| *'''Patrick:''' Uhh, me, too.
| | {{L|Patrick|But I didn't. I opened the jar with my hand. And it was all because you showed me how to do it. I'm never gonna forget this.}} |
| *'''SpongeBob:''' ''[SpongeBob mops the floor then puts the mop up. Patrick mops the floor but makes it slippery. SpongeBob comes out with a handful of plates and slips and breaks them all. Patrick follows in SpongeBob's footsteps]''
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| *'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Whew! ''[drops his spatula]''
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' ''[laughs]'' Dropped my spatula. ''[bends down to pick it up]''
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| *'''Patrick:''' Uhh, me, too. ''[drops spatula then picks it up. Spongebob picks up his hat Patrick does it too. both put their hats back on. Both putting their hands on the grill. Patrick's hand burns after a few seconds]''OWWWWWWW!!!
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' Aha! ''[shows the fake hand]'' You're copying me!
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| *'''Patrick:''' Yes.
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' Why are you doing that?
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| *'''Patrick:''' So I can get an award like you.
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it's annoying, so stop it!
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| *'''Patrick:''' Stop it. ''[both imitate the others facial expressions]''
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' Say, you're good.
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| *'''Patrick:''' Thanks.
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| *'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Ha! Darn. Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...pickled fish lips!! ''[both cover their mouth]'' Sea weavle. Gorgy smorgy.
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' ''[voice over]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.
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| *'''Patrick:''' ''[voice over]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.
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| *'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' STOP!
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' Stop copying me!
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| *'''Patrick:''' There's no award for that.
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| *'''Squidward:''' ''[leaning against a pole and reading]'' Well, I guess it's safe to go in, now. ''[puts hat back on and walks in]''
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, how long are you going to keep this up?
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| *'''Patrick:''' Until I have as many awards as you.
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' We'll see about that!
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| *'''Patrick:''' No, we won't.
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' ''[takes out a jump-rope]'' I'm the jump-rope champion of Bikini Bottom.
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| *'''Patrick:''' Me, too. ''[takes out a jump-rope]''
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, yeah? I call this one: The Slice N' Dice. ''[crosses arms and jump-ropes while Patrick tries to imitate but ties himself up with his rope]'' Ha! Not a scratch on me. ''[body breaks down into pieces]''
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| *'''Patrick:''' Oh, no you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces. Then both hit a hammer on their heads]''
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' Not much fun being me, now, huh Patrick?
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| *'''Patrick:''' Are you kidding? I used to do this way before I started copying you. ''[Patrick hits himself too hard and stops and gets a headache. SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as a SpongeBob's house]''
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| *'''Patrick:''' My turn! ''[runs into the pineapple rock]''
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' ''[runs into his pineapple]'' I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just want to be like me.''[comes out of house dressed like Patrick]'' Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.
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| *'''Patrick:''' What's so great about being a Big Pink Loser? ''[SpongeBob's nose pokes out]'' Exactly. I was never closer to an award then the minute I started copying you.
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' But, Patrick...
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| *'''Patrick:''' Patrick's not here!
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| *'''Delivery Guy:''' Trophy delivery! ''[shoves a trophy box in SpongeBob's mouth]''
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' Another trophy?
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| *'''Patrick:''' Oh, great! What's it for this time?
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' 'For Doing Absolutely Nothing Longer Than Anyone Else'.
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| *Patrick! This trophy's for you!
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| *'''Patrick:''' Yay! ''[puts trophy on head]'' Eee!
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| *'''SpongeBob:''' So, what are you going to do, now?
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| *'''Patrick:''' I'm gonna go protect my title. ''[jumps in his rock and falls asleep]''
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| *'''Narrator:''' You thought I was kidding, did you? No, here in Bikini Bottom, success can even be found under a rock.
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| Day Two
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| {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you do exactly what I do and you'll have an award in no time. ''[night becomes day in SpongeBob's House then clam crows everyone up]'' I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. ''[notices Patrick dressed up like him]''}} | | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you do exactly what I do and you'll have an award in no time. ''[night becomes day in SpongeBob's House then clam crows everyone up]'' I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. ''[notices Patrick dressed up like him]''}} |
| {{L|Patrick|Good morning, SpongeBob.}} | | {{L|Patrick|Good morning, SpongeBob.}} |
