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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[building a house of cards looking like Gary]'' Hold still, Gary.}}
 {{L|Gary|Meow.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Almost done. ''[Patrick smashes through the wall and cards fall on the floor]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Almost done. ''[Patrick smashes through the wall and cards fall on the floor. Gary flies away]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, guess what? I got an award.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's great, Patrick. What's it for?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Exactly!}}
 {{L|Patrick|I can find it. Is it in here?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No, don't! That's my... ''[a bunch of awards pile out of SpongeBob's closet]'' ...award closet.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, don't! That's my... ''[Patrick opens the door and a bunch of awards pile out of SpongeBob's closet]'' ...award closet.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I want an award. ''[starts to cry]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[Spongebob with 2 1st place ribbons in his eyes]'' Aww, Patrick, don't cry.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You'll get an award one day.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I'm never gonna get an award because I haven't done anything.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|But you're Patrick... ''[his eyes turn into stars]'' Star. You can do anything you want.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|But you're Patrick... ''[jumps on Patrick and his eyes turn into stars]'' Star. You can do anything you want.}}
 {{L|Patrick|That's east for you to say. You're SpongeBob.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, if you wanna win an award, you have to do something.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[said in the tiny voice]'' The smallest you can think of. ''[shrinks even more]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|A job at the Krusty Krab?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Yeah!! I do things at work all the time.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Yeah!! ''[grows to normal size]'' I do things at work all the time.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Then let's go.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Then let's go. ''[Patrick runs off, pulling off SpongeBob's arm]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Boy, it sure was nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|And at 50 dollars an hour, too. When I started working here, I had to pay Mr. Krabs 100 dollars an hour. Hey, Squidward, guess who just got a job?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|You have to work for it, remember?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Tartar sauce. ''[SpongeBob flipping patties]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Pick up order! ''[Patrick comes and eats the order]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob places the order in the window]'' Pick up order! ''[Patrick comes and eats the order]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Do I get my award, now?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, you have to take the tray to the customer.}}
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 {{L|Girl On Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No! this is Patrick! ''[hangs up and continues to whistle. phone rings, yet again]''}}
-{{L|Guy On Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
+{{L|Another Guy On Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[irritated]'' NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!! ''[puts phone down]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[infuriated]'' NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!! ''[puts phone down]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Huh? Oh, Fishpaste!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|It looks a little dusty around table 3. How about you sweep it out? ''[hands Patrick a broom]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|It looks a little dusty around Table 3. How about you sweep it out? ''[hands Patrick a broom]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|What's the point? I can't do anything right.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You'll do fine. ''[Patrick sweeps with the top instead of the bottom]''}}
-{{L|Nat|Hey pal. You just blow in from Stupidtown?}}
+{{L|Nat|''[approaches Patrick]'' Hey pal. You just blow in from Stupidtown? ''[continues drinking]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Keep trying, Patrick.}}
-{{L|Delivery Guy|I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patrick gets mad and sweeps harder]''}}
+{{L|Delivery Guy|I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patrick becomes furious and sweeps harder]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Why can't I do anything right? ''[bangs the bottom of the broom on the floor making dust rise all over the Krusty Krab's dining area, which makes the nearby customers start coughing]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!?! ''[bangs the bottom of the broom on the floor making dust rise all over the Krusty Krab's dining area, which makes the nearby customers start coughing]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' Kitchen!}}
-{{L|Patrick|I'm never going to get an award, now.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[throws the broom to the floor]'' I'm never going to get an award, now.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yes.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[picks up his pants]'' No. ''[picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try...this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. [Patrick lifts his hand] Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid.[slides his hand to the corner of the counter] ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid". Few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze!! ''[hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[picks up his pants]'' No. ''[picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try...this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. [Patrick lifts his hand] Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. "[slides his hand to the corner of the counter]" ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", Patrick pants due to exhaustion. Few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze!! ''[hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ow, it burns!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Exactly as you do.'' [takes lid off jar, then starts to cry]'' Oh, no, I broke it!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, Patrick, you did it!}}
-{{L|Patrick|I did? ''[both cheer as Patrick throws the jar into the floor]'' Touchdown!, I'm jarmaster}}
+{{L|Patrick|I did? ''[both cheer as Patrick throws the jar into the floor]'' Touchdown! I'm jarmaster!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That was great, Patrick! You really got the hang of it.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah. Remember when I had my up? And I put it on the lid?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Wow. It's amazing how a simple change of clothes can make a guy look...just...like...me.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yup. If I'm gonna be an award winner, I've gotta dress like one.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That's creepy...but flattering! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... ''[Patrick copies SpongeBob then SpongeBob stops]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's creepy...but flattering! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... ''[Patrick copies SpongeBob then SpongeBob stops]'' Huh?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Well, back to the ol' grind.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Well, back to the ol' grind.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Forget my hat.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Uhh, me, too.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob mops the floor then puts the mop up. Patrick mops the floor but makes it slippery. SpongeBob comes out with a handful of plates and slips and breaks them all. Patrick follows in SpongeBob's footsteps]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob mops the floor then puts the mop up. Patrick mops the floor but he makes the floor wet. SpongeBob comes out with a handful of plates and slips and breaks them all. Patrick follows in SpongeBob's footsteps. SpongeBob glares at him]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|[at the grill, frying patties, both whistle a tune, then stop, they both wipe their foreheads] Whew! ''[Spongebob drops his spatula]}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Dropped my spatula. ''[bends down to pick it up]''}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Oh, no you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces. Then both hit a hammer on their heads]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Not much fun being me, now, huh Patrick?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this way before I started copying you. ''[Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy and falls on the ground. SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house, Spongebob gets mad]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this way before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice. Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy and falls on the ground. SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house, Spongebob gets mad and steam comes out of his head]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|My turn! ''[runs into the pineapple rock]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[runs into his house]'' I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just wants to be like me. ''[pushes his nose into his face and comes out of his house dressed in Patrick's normal outfit]'' Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.}}
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 {{L|Delivery Guy|[stops in front of Spongebob and Patrick in truck] Trophy delivery! ''[he drives off and Spongebob has a package in his mouth]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Another trophy?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Oh, great! What's it for this time?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Oh, great! ''[SpongeBob opens the package]'' What's it for this time?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|'For Doing Absolutely Nothing Longer Than Anyone Else'.}}
 {{L|Patrick! This trophy's for you!}}