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 {{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yes.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[picks up his pants]'' No. ''[picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try...this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. [Patrick lifts his hand] Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. "[slides his hand to the corner of the counter]" ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", Patrick pants due to exhaustion. Few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze!! ''[hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[picks up his pants]'' No. ''[picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try...this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", Patrick pants due to exhaustion. Few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze!! ''[hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ow, it burns!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Uhh, me, too.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob mops the floor then puts the mop up. Patrick mops the floor but he makes the floor wet. SpongeBob comes out with a handful of plates and slips and breaks them all. Patrick follows in SpongeBob's footsteps. SpongeBob glares at him]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|[at the grill, frying patties, both whistle a tune, then stop, they both wipe their foreheads] Whew! ''[Spongebob drops his spatula]}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[at the grill, frying patties, both whistle a tune, then stop, they both wipe their foreheads]'' Whew! ''[SpongeBob drops his spatula]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Dropped my spatula. ''[bends down to pick it up]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Uhh, me, too. ''[drops spatula and bends down to pick it up. Spongebob takes off his hat, then Patrick takes off his, they both put their hats back on. Then they both put their hands on the grill. Patrick's hand burns after a few seconds]'' OWWWWWWW!!!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Uhh, me, too. ''[drops spatula and bends down to pick it up. SpongeBob takes off his hat, then Patrick takes off his, they both put their hats back on. Then they both put their hands on the grill. Patrick's hand burns after a few seconds]'' OWWWWWWW!!!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Aha! ''[shows the fake hand]'' You're copying me!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yes.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Oh, no you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces. Then both hit a hammer on their heads]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Not much fun being me, now, huh Patrick?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this way before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice. Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy, trophies appear and spin around his head, and falls on the ground. SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house, Spongebob gets mad and steam comes out of his head]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this way before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice. Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy, trophies appear and spin around his head, and falls on the ground. SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house, SpongeBob gets mad and steam comes out of his head]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|My turn! ''[runs into the pineapple rock]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[runs into his house]'' I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just wants to be like me. ''[pushes his nose into his face and comes out of his house dressed in Patrick's normal outfit]'' Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|But, Patrick...}}
 {{L|Patrick|Patrick's not here!}}
-{{L|Delivery Guy|[stops in front of Spongebob and Patrick in truck] Trophy delivery! ''[he drives off and Spongebob has a package in his mouth]''}}
+{{L|Delivery Guy|''[stops in front of SpongeBob and Patrick in truck]'' Trophy delivery! ''[he drives off and Spongebob has a package in his mouth]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Another trophy?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Oh, great! ''[SpongeBob opens the package]'' What's it for this time?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|'For Doing Absolutely Nothing Longer Than Anyone Else'.}}
 {{L|Patrick! This trophy's for you!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[puts trophy on head like a hat]''<nowiki> Eee! [both rip off their present outfit to reveal their own normal outfits.</nowiki>}}
+{{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[puts trophy on head like a hat]'' Eee! ''[both rip off their present outfit to reveal their own normal outfits.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|So, what are you going to do, now?}}
 {{L|Patrick|I'm gonna go protect my title. ''[jumps on his rock and falls asleep, the rock closes]''}}
 {{L|Narrator|So you thought I was kidding, huh? No, in Bikini Bottom, excellence can be found, even under a rock.}}