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{{L|SpongeBob|''[said in the tiny voice]'' The smallest you can think of. ''[shrinks even more]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[said in the tiny voice]'' The smallest you can think of. ''[shrinks even more]''}}
{{L|Patrick|A job at the Krusty Krab?}}
{{L|Patrick|A job at the Krusty Krab?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Yeah!! ''[grows to normal size]'' I do things at work all the time.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Yeah! ''[grows to normal size]'' I do things at work all the time.}}
{{L|Patrick|Then let's go. ''[Patrick runs off, pulling off SpongeBob's arm]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Then let's go. ''[Patrick runs off, pulling off SpongeBob's arm]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Boy, it sure was nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.}}
{{L|Patrick|Boy, it sure was nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Let's try something different.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's try something different.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All you have to do is answer the phone.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All you have to do is answer the phone.}}
{{L|Patrick|Ai Yai ,Captain ''[phone rings]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Ai Yai, Captain ''[phone rings]''}}
{{L|Guy On Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
{{L|Guy On Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
{{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling. phone rings again]''}}
{{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling. phone rings again]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No! this is Patrick! ''[hangs up and continues to whistle. phone rings, yet again]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No! this is Patrick! ''[hangs up and continues to whistle. phone rings, yet again]''}}
{{L|Another Guy On Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
{{L|Another Guy On Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[infuriated]'' NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!! ''[puts phone down]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[infuriated]'' No! This is Patrick! ''[puts phone down]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}}
{{L|Patrick|Huh? Oh, Fishpaste!}}
{{L|Patrick|Huh? Oh, Fishpaste!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Keep trying, Patrick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Keep trying, Patrick.}}
{{L|Delivery Guy|I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patrick becomes furious and sweeps harder]''}}
{{L|Delivery Guy|I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patrick becomes furious and sweeps harder]''}}
{{L|Patrick|WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!?! ''[bangs the bottom of the broom on the floor making dust rise all over the Krusty Krab's dining area, which makes the nearby customers start coughing]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Why can't I do anything right?! ''[bangs the bottom of the broom on the floor making dust rise all over the Krusty Krab's dining area, which makes the nearby customers start coughing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' Kitchen!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' Kitchen!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[throws the broom to the floor]'' I'm never going to get an award, now.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[throws the broom to the floor]'' I'm never going to get an award, now.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[at the grill, frying patties, both whistle a tune, then stop, they both wipe their foreheads]'' Whew! ''[SpongeBob drops his spatula]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[at the grill, frying patties, both whistle a tune, then stop, they both wipe their foreheads]'' Whew! ''[SpongeBob drops his spatula]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Dropped my spatula. ''[bends down to pick it up]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Dropped my spatula. ''[bends down to pick it up]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Uhh, me, too. ''[drops spatula and bends down to pick it up. SpongeBob takes off his hat, then Patrick takes off his, they both put their hats back on. Then they both put their hands on the grill. Patrick's hand burns after a few seconds]'' OWWWWWWW!!!}}
{{L|Patrick|Uhh, me, too. ''[drops spatula and bends down to pick it up. SpongeBob takes off his hat, then Patrick takes off his, they both put their hats back on. Then they both put their hands on the grill. Patrick's hand burns after a few seconds]'' Ow!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aha! ''[shows the fake hand]'' You're copying me!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aha! ''[shows the fake hand]'' You're copying me!}}
{{L|Patrick|Yes.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yes.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Say, you're good.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Say, you're good.}}
{{L|Patrick|Thanks.}}
{{L|Patrick|Thanks.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ha! Darn. [both look at each other with suspicion, while rubbing their chin] Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...pickled fish lips!! ''[both cover their mouth]'' Sea weavle. Gorgy smorgy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ha! Darn. ''[both look at each other with suspicion, while rubbing their chin]'' Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...pickled fish lips!! ''[both cover their mouth]'' Sea weavle. Gorgy smorgy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in his mind]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in his mind]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[in his mind]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[in his mind]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[screaming]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick run out of the Krusty Krab]'' Stop copying me!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick run out of the Krusty Krab]'' Stop copying me!}}
{{L|Patrick|There's no award for that.}}
{{L|Patrick|There's no award for that.}}

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