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{{L|SpongeBob|Smaller. ''[shrinks more]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Smaller. ''[shrinks more]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Fireman?}} | {{L|Patrick|Fireman?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[In a tiny voice]'' The smallest you can think of. ''[shrinks even more]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|A job at the Krusty Krab?}} | {{L|Patrick|A job at the Krusty Krab?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Yeah! ''[grows to normal size]'' I do things at work all the time.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Yeah! ''[grows to normal size]'' I do things at work all the time.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Let's try something different.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's try something different.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|All you have to do is answer the phone.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|All you have to do is answer the phone.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|Aye aye, Captain! ''[phone rings]''}} | ||
{{L|Guy | {{L|Guy on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling. phone rings again]''}} | {{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling. phone rings again]''}} | ||
{{L|Girl | {{L|Girl on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No! | {{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No! This is Patrick! ''[hangs up and continues to whistle. phone rings, yet again]''}} | ||
{{L|Another Guy | {{L|Another Guy on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[infuriated]'' No! This is Patrick! ''[puts phone down]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[infuriated]'' No! This is Patrick! ''[puts phone down and folds his arms]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Huh? Oh, Fishpaste!}} | {{L|Patrick|Huh? Oh, Fishpaste!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Why can't I do anything right?! ''[bangs the bottom of the broom on the floor making dust rise all over the Krusty Krab's dining area, which makes the nearby customers start coughing]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Why can't I do anything right?! ''[bangs the bottom of the broom on the floor making dust rise all over the Krusty Krab's dining area, which makes the nearby customers start coughing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' Kitchen!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' Kitchen!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[throws the broom to the floor]'' I'm never | {{L|Patrick|''[throws the broom to the floor]'' I'm never gonna get an award, now.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yes.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|I did? ''[both cheer as Patrick throws the jar into the floor]'' Touchdown! I'm jarmaster!}} | {{L|Patrick|I did? ''[both cheer as Patrick throws the jar into the floor]'' Touchdown! I'm jarmaster!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That was great, Patrick! You really got the hang of it.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That was great, Patrick! You really got the hang of it.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Remember when I had my up? And I put it on the lid?}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah. Remember when I had my hand up? And I put it on the lid?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Then I took the lid off and I thought I broke it.}} | {{L|Patrick|Then I took the lid off and I thought I broke it.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Yeah.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Yeah.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But I didn't. I opened the jar with my hand. And it was all because you showed me how to do it. I'm never gonna forget this.}} | {{L|Patrick|But I didn't. I opened the jar with my hand. And it was all because you showed me how to do it. I'm never gonna forget this.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you do exactly what I do and you'll have an award in no time. ''[night becomes day in SpongeBob's | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you do exactly what I do and you'll have an award in no time. ''[night becomes day in SpongeBob's house then clam crows everyone up]'' I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. ''[notices Patrick dressed up like him]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Good morning, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Patrick|Good morning, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. It's amazing how a simple change of clothes can make a guy look...just...like...me.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow. It's amazing how a simple change of clothes can make a guy look...just...like...me.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Well, back to the ol' grind.}} | {{L|Patrick|Well, back to the ol' grind.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Forget my hat.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Forget my hat.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|Uh, me, too.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob mops the floor then puts the mop up. Patrick mops the floor but he makes the floor wet. SpongeBob comes out with a handful of plates and slips and breaks them all. Patrick follows in SpongeBob's footsteps. SpongeBob glares at him]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob mops the floor then puts the mop up. Patrick mops the floor but he makes the floor wet. SpongeBob comes out with a handful of plates and slips and breaks them all. Patrick follows in SpongeBob's footsteps. SpongeBob glares at him]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[at the grill, frying patties, both whistle a tune, then stop, they both wipe their foreheads]'' Whew! ''[SpongeBob drops his spatula]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[at the grill, frying patties, both whistle a tune, then stop, they both wipe their foreheads]'' Whew! ''[SpongeBob drops his spatula]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick run out of the Krusty Krab]'' Stop copying me!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick run out of the Krusty Krab]'' Stop copying me!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|There's no award for that.}} | {{L|Patrick|There's no award for that.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[leaning against the Krusty Krab sign pole, reading a newspaper, a Krusty Krab hat falls near him]'' Well, I guess it's safe to go in | {{L|Squidward|''[leaning against the Krusty Krab sign pole, reading a newspaper, a Krusty Krab hat falls near him]'' Well, I guess it's safe to go in now. ''[puts hat back on and walks back in]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick are still running]'' Patrick, how long are you | {{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick are still running]'' Patrick, how long are you gonna keep this up?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Until I have as many awards as you.}} | {{L|Patrick|Until I have as many awards as you.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We'll see about that!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We'll see about that!}} | ||
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{{L|Delivery Guy|''[stops in front of SpongeBob and Patrick in truck]'' Trophy delivery! ''[he drives off and Spongebob has a package in his mouth]''}} | {{L|Delivery Guy|''[stops in front of SpongeBob and Patrick in truck]'' Trophy delivery! ''[he drives off and Spongebob has a package in his mouth]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Another trophy?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Another trophy?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, great! ''[SpongeBob opens the package]'' What's it for | {{L|Patrick|Oh, great! ''[SpongeBob opens the package]'' What's it for THIS time?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|'For Doing Absolutely Nothing Longer Than Anyone Else'.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|'For Doing Absolutely Nothing Longer Than Anyone Else'.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick! This trophy's for you!}} | {{L|Patrick! This trophy's for you!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[puts trophy on head like a hat]'' Eee! ''[both rip off their present outfit to reveal their own normal outfits.]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[puts trophy on head like a hat]'' Eee! ''[both rip off their present outfit to reveal their own normal outfits.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|So, what are you | {{L|SpongeBob|So, what are you gonna do, now?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'm gonna go protect my title. ''[jumps on his rock and falls asleep, the rock closes]''}} | {{L|Patrick|I'm gonna go protect my title. ''[jumps on his rock and falls asleep, the rock closes]''}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|So you thought I was kidding, huh? No, in Bikini Bottom, excellence can be found, even under a rock.}} | {{L|Narrator|So you thought I was kidding, huh? No, in Bikini Bottom, excellence can be found, even under a rock.}} | ||
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