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{{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling. phone rings again]''}} | {{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling. phone rings again]''}} | ||
{{L|Girl on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} | {{L|Girl on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No | {{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No. This is Patrick. ''[hangs up and continues to whistle. phone rings, yet again]''}} | ||
{{L|Another Guy on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} | {{L|Another Guy on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[infuriated]'' | {{L|Patrick|''[infuriated]'' NO! THIS IS PATRICK! ''[puts phone down and folds his arms]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Huh? Oh, | {{L|Patrick|Huh? Oh, Fish paste!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It looks a little dusty around Table 3. How about you sweep it out? ''[hands Patrick a broom]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It looks a little dusty around Table 3. How about you sweep it out? ''[hands Patrick a broom]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What's the point? I can't do anything right.}} | {{L|Patrick|What's the point? I can't do anything right.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yes.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[picks up his pants]'' No. ''[picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try...this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", Patrick pants due to exhaustion. Few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze!! ''[hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer | {{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[picks up his pants]'' No. ''[picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try...this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", Patrick pants due to exhaustion. Few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze!! ''[hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer! You're hot. You're on fire!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Ow, it burns!}} | {{L|Patrick|Ow, it burns!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|I did? ''[both cheer as Patrick throws the jar into the floor]'' Touchdown! I'm jarmaster!}} | {{L|Patrick|I did? ''[both cheer as Patrick throws the jar into the floor]'' Touchdown! I'm jarmaster!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That was great, Patrick! You really got the hang of it.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That was great, Patrick! You really got the hang of it.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Remember when I had my hand up | {{L|Patrick|Yeah. Remember when I had my hand up, and I put it on the lid?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Then I took the lid off and I thought I broke it | {{L|Patrick|Then I took the lid off and I thought I broke it?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Yeah | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Yeah!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But I didn't. I opened the jar with my hand. And it was all because you showed me how to do it. I'm never gonna forget this.}} | {{L|Patrick|But I didn't. I opened the jar with my hand. And it was all because you showed me how to do it. I'm never gonna forget this.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you do exactly what I do and you'll have an award in no time. ''[night becomes day in SpongeBob's house then clam crows everyone up]'' I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. ''[notices Patrick dressed up like him]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you do exactly what I do and you'll have an award in no time. ''[night becomes day in SpongeBob's house then clam crows everyone up]'' I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. ''[notices Patrick dressed up like him]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Say, you're good.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Say, you're good.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Thanks.}} | {{L|Patrick|Thanks.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ha! Darn. ''[both look at each other with suspicion, while rubbing their chin]'' Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...pickled fish lips!! ''[both cover their mouth]'' Sea | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ha! Darn. ''[both look at each other with suspicion, while rubbing their chin]'' Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...pickled fish lips!! ''[both cover their mouth]'' Sea weavel. Yorgy smorgies.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in his mind]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[in his mind]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[in his mind]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[in his mind]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | ||
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