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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[building a house of cards looking like Gary]'' Hold still, Gary.}}
 {{L|Gary|Meow.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Almost done. ''[Patrick smashes through the wall and cards fall on the floor. Gary flies away]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Almost done. ''[Patrick smashes through the wall and cards fall on the floor; Gary flies away]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, guess what? I got an award.''[SpongeBob falls down to the floor]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's great, Patrick. What's it for?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|No, don't! That's my... ''[Patrick opens the door and a bunch of awards pile out of SpongeBob's closet]'' ...award closet.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I want an award. ''[starts to cry]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob with two 1st place ribbons in his eyes]'' Aww, Patrick, don't cry.}}{{L|''[Patrick starts sobbing loudly going away from the awards]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[has two 1st place ribbons in his eyes]'' Aww, Patrick, don't cry.}}{{L|''[Patrick starts sobbing loudly going away from the awards]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You'll get an award one day.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I'm never gonna get an award because I haven't done anything.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Do I get my award, now?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, you have to take the tray to the customer.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Ok. ''[tray gets to table but with no food. Patrick burps]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Ok. ''[tray gets to table but with no food; Patrick burps]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Almost. Try again and this time make sure the food gets to the table. ''[Patrick arrives with food on tray but then eats it as he sits down]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Like that?}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Aye aye, Captain! ''[phone rings]''}}
 {{L|Guy on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
-{{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling. phone rings again]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling; phone rings again]''}}
 {{L|Girl on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No! This is Patrick! ''[hangs up and continues to whistle. phone rings, yet again]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No! This is Patrick! ''[hangs up and continues to whistle; phone rings yet again]''}}
 {{L|Another Guy on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[infuriated]'' No! This is Patrick! ''[puts phone down and folds his arms]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yes.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[Patrick picks up his pants]'' No. ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try...this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", Patrick pants due to exhaustion. Few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze!! ''[hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[Patrick picks up his pants]'' No. ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try...this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", Patrick pants due to exhaustion; few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze!! ''[hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ow, it burns!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Forget my hat.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Uh, me, too.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob mops the floor then puts the mop up. Patrick mops the floor but he makes the floor wet. SpongeBob comes out with a handful of plates and slips and breaks them all. Patrick follows in SpongeBob's footsteps. SpongeBob glares at him]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob mops the floor then puts the mop up; Patrick mops the floor but he makes the floor wet; SpongeBob comes out with a handful of plates and slips and breaks them all; Patrick follows in SpongeBob's footsteps; SpongeBob glares at him]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[at the grill, frying patties, both whistle a tune, then stop, they both wipe their foreheads]'' Whew! ''[SpongeBob drops his spatula]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Dropped my spatula. ''[bends down to pick it up]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Uhh, me, too. ''[drops spatula and bends down to pick it up. SpongeBob takes off his hat, then Patrick takes off his, they both put their hats back on. Then they both put their hands on the grill. Patrick's hand burns after a few seconds]'' Ow!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Uhh, me, too. ''[drops spatula and bends down to pick it up; SpongeBob takes off his hat, then Patrick takes off his, they both put their hats back on, then they both put their hands on the grill; Patrick's hand burns after a few seconds]'' Ow!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Aha! ''[shows the fake hand]'' You're copying me!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yes.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Me, too. ''[takes out a jump-rope]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah? I call this one: The Slice N' Dice. ''[crosses arms and jump-ropes while Patrick tries to imitate but ties himself up with his rope]'' Ha! Not a scratch on me. ''[body breaks down into pieces]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Oh, no, you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces. Then both hit a hammer on their heads]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Oh, no, you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces, then both hit a hammer on their heads]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Not much fun being me, now, huh Patrick?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this way before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice. Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy, trophies appear and spin around his head, and falls on the ground. SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob gets angry and steam comes out of his head]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this way before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice; Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy, trophies appear and spin around his head, and falls on the ground; SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house; SpongeBob gets angry and steam comes out of his head]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|My turn! ''[runs into the pineapple rock]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[runs into his house]'' I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just wants to be like me. ''[pushes his nose into his face and comes out of his house dressed in Patrick's normal outfit]'' Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.}}