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{{L|Narrator|Welcome to Bikini Bottom, where can be found some of the finest specimens of undersea life. ''[chuckles]'' Well, you know. ''[Patrick is sleeping and the mailfish walks by and puts a box in his open mouth as he is yawning and waking up, he grabs it and quickly opens it, and it turns out to be a shiny, gold trophy]''}} | {{L|Narrator|Welcome to Bikini Bottom, where can be found some of the finest specimens of undersea life. ''[chuckles]'' Well, you know. ''[Patrick is sleeping and the mailfish walks by and puts a box in his open mouth as he is yawning and waking up, he grabs it and quickly opens it, and it turns out to be a shiny, gold trophy]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[has two 1st place ribbons in his eyes]'' Aww, Patrick, don't cry.}}{{L|''[Patrick starts sobbing loudly going away from the awards]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[has two 1st place ribbons in his eyes]'' Aww, Patrick, don't cry.}}{{L|''[Patrick starts sobbing loudly going away from the awards]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You'll get an award one day.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You'll get an award one day.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'm never gonna get an award | {{L|Patrick|I'm never gonna get an award 'cause I've never done anything.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But you're Patrick... ''[jumps on Patrick and his eyes turn into stars]'' Star. You can do anything you want.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But you're Patrick... ''[jumps on Patrick and his eyes turn into stars]'' Star. You can do anything you want.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|That's easy for you to say. You're SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Patrick|That's easy for you to say. You're SpongeBob.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Remember when I had my hand up? And I put it on the lid?}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah. Remember when I had my hand up? And I put it on the lid?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Then I took the lid off and I thought I broke it | {{L|Patrick|Then I took the lid off and I thought I broke it?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Yeah.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Yeah.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But I didn't. I opened the jar with my hand. And it was all because you showed me how to do it. I'm never gonna forget this.}} | {{L|Patrick|But I didn't. I opened the jar with my hand. And it was all because you showed me how to do it. I'm never gonna forget this.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Say, you're good.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Say, you're good.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Thanks.}} | {{L|Patrick|Thanks.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ha! Darn. ''[both look at each other with suspicion, while rubbing their | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ha! Darn. ''[both look at each other with suspicion, while rubbing their chins]'' Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...pickled fish lips!! ''[both cover their mouths]'' Sea weavle. Gorgy smorgy.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in his mind]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[in his mind]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[in his mind]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[in his mind]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[screaming]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick run out of the Krusty Krab]'' Stop copying me!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick run out of the Krusty Krab]'' Stop copying me!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|There's no award for that | {{L|Patrick|There's no award for that!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[leaning against the Krusty Krab sign pole, reading a newspaper, a Krusty Krab hat falls near him]'' Well, I guess it's safe to go in now. ''[puts hat back on and walks back in]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[leaning against the Krusty Krab sign pole, reading a newspaper, a Krusty Krab hat falls near him]'' Well, I guess it's safe to go in now. ''[puts hat back on and walks back in]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick are still running]'' Patrick, how long are you gonna keep this up?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick are still running]'' Patrick, how long are you gonna keep this up?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah? I call this one: The Slice N' Dice. ''[crosses arms and jump-ropes while Patrick tries to imitate but ties himself up with his rope]'' Ha! Not a scratch on me. ''[body breaks down into pieces]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah? I call this one: The Slice N' Dice. ''[crosses arms and jump-ropes while Patrick tries to imitate but ties himself up with his rope]'' Ha! Not a scratch on me. ''[body breaks down into pieces]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, no, you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces, then both hit a hammer on their heads]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, no, you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces, then both hit a hammer on their heads]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Not much fun being me, now, huh Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Not much fun being me, now, huh, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this ''way'' before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice; Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy, trophies appear and spin around his head, and falls on the ground; SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house; SpongeBob gets angry and steam comes out of his head]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this ''way'' before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice; Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy, trophies appear and spin around his head, and falls on the ground; SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house; SpongeBob gets angry and steam comes out of his head]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|My turn! ''[runs into the pineapple rock]''}} | {{L|Patrick|My turn! ''[runs into the pineapple rock]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs into his house]'' I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just wants to be like me. ''[pushes his nose into his face and comes out of his house dressed in Patrick's normal outfit]'' Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[runs into his house]'' I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just wants to be like me. ''[pushes his nose into his face and comes out of his house dressed in Patrick's normal outfit]'' Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What's so great about being a | {{L|Patrick|What's so great about being a big pink loser? ''[SpongeBob's nose pops back out]'' Exactly. I was never closer to an award then the minute I started copying you.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Patrick...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But, Patrick...}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Patrick's not here!}} | {{L|Patrick|Patrick's not here!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|'For Doing Absolutely Nothing Longer Than Anyone Else'.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|'For Doing Absolutely Nothing Longer Than Anyone Else'.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick! This trophy's for you!}} | {{L|Patrick! This trophy's for you!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[puts trophy on head like a hat]'' Eee! ''[both rip off their present | {{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[puts trophy on his head like a hat]'' Eee! ''[both rip off their present outfits to reveal their own normal outfits]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|So, what are you gonna do, now?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|So, what are you gonna do, now?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'm gonna go protect my title. ''[jumps on his rock and falls asleep, the rock closes]''}} | {{L|Patrick|I'm gonna go protect my title. ''[jumps on his rock and falls asleep, the rock closes]''}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|So you thought I was kidding, huh? No, in Bikini Bottom, excellence can be found, even under a rock.}} | {{L|Narrator|So you thought I was kidding, huh? No, in Bikini Bottom, excellence can be found, even under a rock.}} | ||
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