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 {{L|SpongeBob|Almost done. ''[Patrick smashes through the wall and cards fall on the floor; Gary flies away]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, guess what? I got an award.''[SpongeBob falls down to the floor]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That's great, Patrick. 24 }}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's great, Patrick. What's it for?}}
 {{L|Patrick|See for yourself.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[his body is facedown, but his face come out and reads the award]'' "For Outstanding Achievement In Achievement: SpongeBob SquarePants?"}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Smaller. ''[shrinks more]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Fireman?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[In a tiny voice]'' The smallest DICKIN VICTORY. ''[shrinks even more]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[In a tiny voice]'' The smallest you can think of. ''[shrinks even more]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|A job at the Krusty Krab?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Yeah! ''[grows to normal size]'' I do things at work all the time.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Boy, it sure was nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|And at 50 dollars an hour, too. When I started working here, I had to pay Mr. Krabs 100 dollars an hour. Hey, Squidward, guess who just got a job?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Guess YOU just quit? ''[puts his hat on Patrick's head and then leaves]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Guess who just quit? ''[puts his hat on Patrick's head and then leaves]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Do I get my award yet?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You have to work for it, remember?}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Ok. ''[tray gets to table but with no food; Patrick burps]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Almost. Try again and this time make sure the food gets to the table. ''[Patrick arrives with food on tray but then eats it as he sits down]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|DO I GET IT? }}
+{{L|Patrick|Like that?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Nope.}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[spits out food at the customer as he yells]'' Barnacles!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Let's try something different.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|All you have to do is answer the phone.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Aye aye, Captain! ''[WALKS BEHIND THE COUNTER phone rings]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Aye aye, Captain! ''[phone rings]''}}
 {{L|Guy on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
 {{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling; phone rings again]''}}
 {{L|Girl on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[GLARES/SARCASTICALLY]'' No, this is Patrick! ''[hangs up and continues to whistle; phone rings yet again]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No, this is Patrick! ''[hangs up and continues to whistle; phone rings yet again]''}}
 {{L|Another Guy on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[angry]'' No! This is Patrick! ''[puts phone down and folds his arms]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Huh? HEO[HE TRUNS INTO A KRUSTY KRAB] Fishpaste! [HE TURNS BACK INTO HIMSELF] }}
+{{L|Patrick|Huh? Oh...Fishpaste!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|It looks a little dusty around Table 3. How about you sweep it out? ''[hands Patrick a broom]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|What's the point? I can't do anything right.}}
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 {{L|Delivery Guy|I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patrick becomes furious and sweeps harder]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Why can't I do anything right?! ''[bangs the head of the broom on the floor making dust rise all over the Krusty Krab's dining area, which makes the nearby customers start coughing]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' KEEP SHI-ATTING!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' Kitchen!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[throws the broom to the floor]'' I'm never gonna get an award, now.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yes.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[Patrick PICKS UP ANOTHER PAIR OF HIS SHORTS]'' No. ''[Patrick picks up ANOTHER SpongeBob]'' No. Try...this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", SPONGEBOB SAYS FREEZE Patrick pants due to exhaustion; few seconds later, Patrick is almost there AS HE hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[Patrick takes his pants off]'' No. ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try...this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", Patrick pants due to exhaustion; few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze! ''[hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ow, it burns!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly [POP] Exactly [POP] Exactly [POP] }}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Exactly as you do.'' [takes lid off jar, then starts to cry]'' Oh, no, I broke it!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, Patrick, you did it!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[at the grill, frying patties, both whistle a tune, then stop, they both wipe their foreheads]'' Whew! ''[SpongeBob drops his spatula]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Dropped my spatula. ''[bends down to pick it up]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Uhh, me, too. ''[drops spatula and bends down to pick it up; SpongeBob takes off his hat, then Patrick takes off his, they both put their hats back on, then they both put their hands on the grill; Patrick's hand burns after a few seconds]'' AOW-WOW-WOW-OH-HEW-HEW  }}
+{{L|Patrick|Uhh, me, too. ''[drops spatula and bends down to pick it up; SpongeBob takes off his hat, then Patrick takes off his, they both put their hats back on, then they both put their hands on the grill; Patrick's hand burns after a few seconds]'' Ow!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Aha! ''[shows the fake hand]'' You're copying me!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yes.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Say, you're good.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Thanks.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ha! DIERNED. ''[both look at each other with suspicion, while rubbing their chins]'' Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...pickle fish lips! ''[both cover their mouths]'' Sea weavle. YOU'RE Gorgy smorgy. }}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ha! Darn. ''[both look at each other with suspicion, while rubbing their chins]'' Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...pickle fish lips! ''[both cover their mouths]'' Sea weavle. Gorgy smorgy.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[takes out a jump-rope]'' I'm the jump-rope champion of Bikini Bottom.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Me, too. ''[takes out a jump-rope]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah? I call this one: The Slice N' Dice. ''[crosses arms and jump-ropes while Patrick tries to imitate but ties himself up with his rope]'' Ha! Not a scratch on me. ''[body breaks down into pieces SAYING WI-DAB-IA]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah? I call this one: The Slice N' Dice. ''[crosses arms and jump-ropes while Patrick tries to imitate but ties himself up with his rope]'' Ha! Not a scratch on me. ''[body breaks down into pieces]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Oh, no, you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces , then both hit a hammer on their heads]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Oh, no, you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces, then both hit a hammer on their heads]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Not much fun being me, now, huh, Patrick?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this ''way'' before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice; Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy, trophies appear and spin around his head, and falls on the ground; SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house; SpongeBob gets angry and steam comes out of his head]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|MY TURD! ''[runs into the pineapple rock]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|My turn! ''[runs into the pineapple rock]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs into his house]'' I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just wants to be like me. ''[pushes his nose into his face and comes out of his house dressed in Patrick's normal outfit]'' Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were BEING LIKE SpongeBob.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs into his house]'' I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just wants to be like me. ''[pushes his nose into his face and comes out of his house dressed in Patrick's normal outfit]'' Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.}}
 {{L|Patrick|What's so great about being a big pink loser? ''[SpongeBob's nose pops back out]'' Exactly. I was never closer to an award then the minute I started copying you.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|But, Patrick...}}
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 {{L|Patrick|''[sarcastically]'' Oh, great! ''[SpongeBob opens the package]'' What's it for THIS time?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|'For Doing Absolutely Nothing Longer Than Anyone Else'. Patrick! This trophy's for you!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Yay HO! ''[puts trophy on his head like a hat]'' Eee! ''[both rip off their present outfits to reveal their own normal outfits]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[puts trophy on his head like a hat]'' Eee! ''[both rip off their present outfits to reveal their own normal outfits]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|So, what are you gonna do, now?}}
-{{L|Patrick|I'm gonna go protect my TIGER. ''[jumps on his rock and falls asleep, the rock closes]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|I'm gonna go protect my title. ''[jumps on his rock and falls asleep, the rock closes]''}}
 {{L|Narrator|So you thought I was kidding, huh? No, in Bikini Bottom, excellence can be found, even under a rock.}}
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