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{{L|SpongeBob|Almost done. ''[Patrick smashes through the wall and cards fall on the floor; Gary flies away]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Almost done. ''[Patrick smashes through the wall and cards fall on the floor; Gary flies away]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, guess what? I got an award.''[SpongeBob falls down to the floor]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, guess what? I got an award.''[SpongeBob falls down to the floor]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's great, Patrick. | {{L|SpongeBob|That's great, Patrick. 24 }} | ||
{{L|Patrick|See for yourself.}} | {{L|Patrick|See for yourself.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[his body is facedown, but his face come out and reads the award]'' "For Outstanding Achievement In Achievement: SpongeBob SquarePants?"}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[his body is facedown, but his face come out and reads the award]'' "For Outstanding Achievement In Achievement: SpongeBob SquarePants?"}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Smaller. ''[shrinks more]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Smaller. ''[shrinks more]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Fireman?}} | {{L|Patrick|Fireman?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[In a tiny voice]'' The smallest you can | {{L|SpongeBob|''[In a tiny voice]'' The smallest you can thinkIN VICTORY. ''[shrinks even more]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|A job at the Krusty Krab?}} | {{L|Patrick|A job at the Krusty Krab?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Yeah! ''[grows to normal size]'' I do things at work all the time.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Yeah! ''[grows to normal size]'' I do things at work all the time.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Ok. ''[tray gets to table but with no food; Patrick burps]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Ok. ''[tray gets to table but with no food; Patrick burps]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Almost. Try again and this time make sure the food gets to the table. ''[Patrick arrives with food on tray but then eats it as he sits down]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Almost. Try again and this time make sure the food gets to the table. ''[Patrick arrives with food on tray but then eats it as he sits down]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|DO I GET IT?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Nope.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Nope.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[spits out food at the customer as he yells]'' Barnacles!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[spits out food at the customer as he yells]'' Barnacles!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|''[angry]'' No! This is Patrick! ''[puts phone down and folds his arms]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[angry]'' No! This is Patrick! ''[puts phone down and folds his arms]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Huh? | {{L|Patrick|Huh? HE-EW [HE TURNS INTO A KRUSTY KRAB] Fishpaste!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It looks a little dusty around Table 3. How about you sweep it out? ''[hands Patrick a broom]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It looks a little dusty around Table 3. How about you sweep it out? ''[hands Patrick a broom]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What's the point? I can't do anything right.}} | {{L|Patrick|What's the point? I can't do anything right.}} | ||
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{{L|Delivery Guy|I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patrick becomes furious and sweeps harder]''}} | {{L|Delivery Guy|I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patrick becomes furious and sweeps harder]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Why can't I do anything right?! ''[bangs the head of the broom on the floor making dust rise all over the Krusty Krab's dining area, which makes the nearby customers start coughing]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Why can't I do anything right?! ''[bangs the head of the broom on the floor making dust rise all over the Krusty Krab's dining area, which makes the nearby customers start coughing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' KEEP SHI-ATTING!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[throws the broom to the floor]'' I'm never gonna get an award, now.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[throws the broom to the floor]'' I'm never gonna get an award, now.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Say, you're good.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Say, you're good.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Thanks.}} | {{L|Patrick|Thanks.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ha! | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ha! DIERND. ''[both look at each other with suspicion, while rubbing their chins]'' Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...pickle fish lips! ''[both cover their mouths]'' SeaNA weavle. YOUR Gorgy sHmorgy.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Not much fun being me, now, huh, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Not much fun being me, now, huh, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this ''way'' before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice; Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy, trophies appear and spin around his head, and falls on the ground; SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house; SpongeBob gets angry and steam comes out of his head]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this ''way'' before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice; Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy, trophies appear and spin around his head, and falls on the ground; SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house; SpongeBob gets angry and steam comes out of his head]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|My | {{L|Patrick|My TURD! ''[runs into the pineapple rock]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs into his house]'' I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just wants to be like me. ''[pushes his nose into his face and comes out of his house dressed in Patrick's normal outfit]'' Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were | {{L|SpongeBob|''[runs into his house]'' I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just wants to be like me. ''[pushes his nose into his face and comes out of his house dressed in Patrick's normal outfit]'' Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were BEING LIKE SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What's so great about being a big pink loser? ''[SpongeBob's nose pops back out]'' Exactly. I was never closer to an award then the minute I started copying you.}} | {{L|Patrick|What's so great about being a big pink loser? ''[SpongeBob's nose pops back out]'' Exactly. I was never closer to an award then the minute I started copying you.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Patrick...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But, Patrick...}} | ||
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