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Undo revision 3460473 by Bryanjroman (talk) Why do you always change these to memes?! Don't you know they're not really part of the episode?! Someone protect this page because I don't know how!
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' Kitchen!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' Kitchen!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[throws the broom to the floor]'' I'm never gonna get an award, now.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[throws the broom to the floor]'' I'm never gonna get an award, now.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a gun]'' Patrick, that's a gun.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yes.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yes.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[Patrick takes his pants off]'' No. ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try...this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", Patrick pants due to exhaustion; few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze! ''[hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[Patrick takes his pants off]'' No. ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try...this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", Patrick pants due to exhaustion; few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze! ''[hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!}}

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