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 {{L|Gary|Meow.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Almost done. ''[Patrick smashes through the wall and cards fall on the floor; Gary flies away]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, guess what? I got an award.''[SpongeBob falls down to the floor]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, guess what? I got an award. ''[SpongeBob falls down to the floor]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's great, Patrick. What's it for?}}
 {{L|Patrick|See for yourself.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Smaller. ''[shrinks more]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Fireman?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[In a tiny voice]'' The smallest you can think of. ''[shrinks even more]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[in a tiny voice]'' The smallest you can think of. ''[shrinks even more]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|A job at the Krusty Krab?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Yeah! ''[grows to normal size]'' I do things at work all the time.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Then let's go. ''[Patrick runs off, pulling off SpongeBob's arm]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Then let's go. ''[runs off, pulling off SpongeBob's arm]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Boy, it sure was nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|And at 50 dollars an hour, too. When I started working here, I had to pay Mr. Krabs 100 dollars an hour. Hey, Squidward, guess who just got a job?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|You have to work for it, remember?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Tartar sauce. ''[SpongeBob flipping patties]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob places the order in the window]'' Pick up order! ''[Patrick comes and eats the order]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[places the order in the window]'' Pick up order! ''[Patrick comes and eats the order]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Do I get my award, now?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Do I get my award now?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, you have to take the tray to the customer.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Ok. ''[tray gets to table but with no food; Patrick burps]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[his tray gets to the table but with no food;  burps]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Almost. Try again and this time make sure the food gets to the table. ''[Patrick arrives with food on tray but then eats it as he sits down]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Like that?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Let's try something different.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|All you have to do is answer the phone.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Aye aye, Captain! ''[phone rings]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Aye aye, Captain! ''[the phone rings]''}}
 {{L|Guy on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
-{{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling; phone rings again]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling; the phone rings again]''}}
 {{L|Girl on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No, this is Patrick! ''[hangs up and continues to whistle; phone rings yet again]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No, this is Patrick! ''[hangs up and continues to whistle; the phone rings yet again]''}}
 {{L|Another Guy on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[angry]'' No! This is Patrick! ''[puts phone down and folds his arms]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[angry]'' No! This is Patrick! ''[puts the phone down and folds his arms]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Huh? Oh...Fishpaste!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yes.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[Patrick takes his pants off]'' No. ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try...this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", Patrick pants due to exhaustion; few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze! ''[hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[Patrick takes his pants off]'' No. ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try... this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[Patrick puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[Patrick puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[Patrick slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", Patrick pants due to exhaustion; few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze! ''[Patrick's hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[his hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ow, it burns!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Wow. It's amazing how a simple change of clothes can make a guy look...just...like...me.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yup. If I'm gonna be an award winner, I've gotta dress like one.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That's creepy...but flattering! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... ''[Patrick copies SpongeBob then SpongeBob stops]'' Huh?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's creepy...but flattering! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... ''[Patrick copies SpongeBob, who then stops]'' Huh?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Well, back to the ol' grind.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Well, back to the ol' grind.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Forget my hat.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Uh, me, too.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob mops the floor then puts the mop up; Patrick mops the floor but he makes the floor wet; SpongeBob comes out with a handful of plates and slips and breaks them all; Patrick follows in SpongeBob's footsteps; SpongeBob glares at him]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[mops the floor then puts the mop up; Patrick mops the floor but he makes the floor wet; SpongeBob comes out with a handful of plates and slips and breaks them all; Patrick follows in SpongeBob's footsteps; SpongeBob glares at him]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[at the grill, frying patties, both whistle a tune, then stop, they both wipe their foreheads]'' Whew! ''[SpongeBob drops his spatula]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Dropped my spatula. ''[bends down to pick it up]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Uhh, me, too. ''[drops spatula and bends down to pick it up; SpongeBob takes off his hat, then Patrick takes off his, they both put their hats back on, then they both put their hands on the grill; Patrick's hand burns after a few seconds]'' Ow!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Uhh, me, too. ''[drops his spatula and bends down to pick it up; SpongeBob takes off his hat, then Patrick takes off his, they both put their hats back on, then they both put their hands on the grill; Patrick's hand burns after a few seconds]'' Ow!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Aha! ''[shows the fake hand]'' You're copying me!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yes.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick run out of the Krusty Krab]'' Stop copying me!}}
 {{L|Patrick|There's no award for that!}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[leaning against the Krusty Krab sign pole, reading a newspaper, a Krusty Krab hat falls near him]'' Well, I guess it's safe to go in now. ''[puts hat back on and walks back in]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[leaning against the Krusty Krab sign pole, reading a newspaper, a Krusty Krab hat falls near him]'' Well, I guess it's safe to go in now. ''[puts his hat back on and walks back in]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick are still running]'' Patrick, how long are you gonna keep this up?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Until I have as many awards as you.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[takes out a jump-rope]'' I'm the jump-rope champion of Bikini Bottom.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Me, too. ''[takes out a jump-rope]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah? I call this one: The Slice N' Dice. ''[crosses arms and jump-ropes while Patrick tries to imitate but ties himself up with his rope]'' Ha! Not a scratch on me. ''[body breaks down into pieces]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah? I call this one: The Slice N' Dice. ''[crosses his arms and jump-ropes while Patrick tries to imitate but ties himself up with his rope]'' Ha! Not a scratch on me. ''[his body breaks down into pieces]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Oh, no, you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces, then both hit a hammer on their heads]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Not much fun being me, now, huh, Patrick?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|But, Patrick...}}
 {{L|Patrick|Patrick's not here!}}
-{{L|Delivery Guy|''[stops in front of SpongeBob and Patrick in truck]'' Trophy delivery! ''[he drives off and SpongeBob has a package in his mouth]''}}
+{{L|Delivery Guy|''[stops in front of SpongeBob and Patrick in truck]'' Trophy delivery! ''[drives off and SpongeBob has a package in his mouth]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Another trophy?}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[sarcastically]'' Oh, great! ''[SpongeBob opens the package]'' What's it for THIS time?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|'For Doing Absolutely Nothing Longer Than Anyone Else'. Patrick! This trophy's for you!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[puts trophy on his head like a hat]'' Eee! ''[both rip off their present outfits to reveal their own normal outfits]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[puts his trophy on his head like a hat]'' Eeeh! ''[both rip off their present outfits to reveal their own normal outfits]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|So, what are you gonna do, now?}}
 {{L|Patrick|I'm gonna go protect my title. ''[jumps on his rock and falls asleep, the rock closes]''}}
 {{L|Narrator|So you thought I was kidding, huh? No, in Bikini Bottom, excellence can be found, even under a rock.}}
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