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{{L|SpongeBob|''[has two 1st place ribbons in his eyes]'' Aww, Patrick, don't cry. ''[Patrick starts sobbing loudly and wildly going away from the awards]'' You'll get an award one day.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[has two 1st place ribbons in his eyes]'' Aww, Patrick, don't cry. ''[Patrick starts sobbing loudly and wildly going away from the awards]'' You'll get an award one day.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'm never gonna get an award 'cause I've never done anything.}} | {{L|Patrick|I'm never gonna get an award 'cause I've never done anything.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But you're Patrick... ''[jumps on Patrick and his eyes turn into stars]'' Star. You can do anything you want.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But you're Patrick... ''[jumps on Patrick and his eyes turn into stars]'' ''Star''. You can do anything you want.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|That's easy for you to say. You're | {{L|Patrick|That's easy for you to say. You're Sponge''Bob''.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, if you wanna win an award, you have to do something.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, if you wanna win an award, you have to do something.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hmmm...I wanna defeat the giant monkeyman and save the 9th dimension!}} | {{L|Patrick|Hmmm...I wanna defeat the giant monkeyman and save the 9th dimension!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[in a tiny voice]'' The smallest you can think of. ''[shrinks even more]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[in a tiny voice]'' The smallest you can think of. ''[shrinks even more]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|A job at the Krusty Krab?}} | {{L|Patrick|A job at the Krusty Krab?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Yeah! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Yeah! ''[reverts to normal size]'' I do things at work all the time.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Then let's go. ''[runs off, pulling off SpongeBob's arm]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Then let's go. ''[runs off, pulling off SpongeBob's arm]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Boy, it sure was nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.}} | {{L|Patrick|Boy, it sure was nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.}} | ||
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{{L|Delivery Guy|I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patrick becomes furious and sweeps harder]''}} | {{L|Delivery Guy|I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patrick becomes furious and sweeps harder]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[steams up]'' Why can't I do anything right?! ''[bangs the head of the broom on the floor making dust rise all over the Krusty Krab's dining area, which makes the nearby customers start coughing]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[steams up]'' Why can't I do anything right?! ''[bangs the head of the broom on the floor making dust rise all over the Krusty Krab's dining area, which makes the nearby customers start coughing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' Kitchen!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' Kitchen...! }} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[throws the broom to the floor]'' I'm never gonna get an award, now.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[throws the broom to the floor]'' I'm never gonna get an award, now.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Exactly as you do.'' [takes lid off jar, then starts to cry]'' Oh, no, I broke it!}} | {{L|Patrick|Exactly as you do.'' [takes lid off jar, then starts to cry]'' Oh, no, I broke it!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, Patrick, you did it!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, Patrick, you did it!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I did? ''[both cheer as Patrick | {{L|Patrick|I did? ''[both cheer as Patrick slams the jar into the floor]'' Touchdown! I'm jarmaster! }} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That was great, Patrick! You really got the hang of it.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That was great, Patrick! You really got the hang of it.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Remember when I had my hand up? And I put it on the lid?}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah. Remember when I had my hand up? And I put it on the lid?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, back to the ol' grind.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, back to the ol' grind.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Well, back to the ol' grind.}} | {{L|Patrick|Well, back to the ol' grind.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Forgot my hat.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Uh, me, too.}} | {{L|Patrick|Uh, me, too.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[mops the floor then puts the mop up; Patrick mops the floor but he makes the floor wet; SpongeBob comes out with a handful of plates and slips and breaks them all; Patrick follows in SpongeBob's footsteps; SpongeBob glares at him]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[mops the floor then puts the mop up; Patrick mops the floor but he makes the floor wet; SpongeBob comes out with a handful of plates and slips and breaks them all; Patrick follows in SpongeBob's footsteps; SpongeBob glares at him]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Say, you're good.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Say, you're good.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Thanks.}} | {{L|Patrick|Thanks.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ha! Darn. ''[both look at each other with suspicion, while rubbing their chins]'' Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...pickle fish lips! ''[both cover their mouths]'' | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ha! Darn. ''[both look at each other with suspicion, while rubbing their chins. They later watch each other as they dance to ''Mary had a Little Lamb'']'' Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as... pickle fish lips! ''[both cover their mouths]'' Seaweavel. ''[both cover their mouths again]'' Yorgyshmorgies.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind. ''[realized that he wasn't safe in his mind]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[screaming]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[screaming]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes out a jump-rope]'' I'm the jump-rope champion of Bikini Bottom.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[takes out a jump-rope]'' I'm the jump-rope champion of Bikini Bottom.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Me, too. ''[takes out a jump-rope]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Me, too. ''[takes out a jump-rope]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah? I call this one: The Slice N' Dice. ''[crosses his arms and jump-ropes while Patrick tries to imitate but ties himself up with his rope]'' Ha! Not a scratch on me. ''[his body breaks down into pieces]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah? I call this one: The Slice N' Dice. ''[crosses his arms and jump-ropes while Patrick tries to imitate but ties himself up with his rope]'' Ha! Not a scratch on me. ''[his body breaks down into pieces, which later hop away]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, no, you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces, then both hit a hammer on their heads]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, no, you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces, then both hit a hammer on their heads]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Not much fun being me, now, huh, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Not much fun being me, now, huh, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this ''way'' before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice; Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy | {{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this ''way'' before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice; Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy...]'' Wheeeee... ''[...as trophies appear and spin around his head. He falls on the ground; SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house; SpongeBob gets angry and steam comes out of his head]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|My turn! ''[runs into the pineapple rock]''}} | {{L|Patrick|My turn! ''[runs into the pineapple rock]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs into his house]'' I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just wants to be like me. ''[pushes his nose into his face and comes out of his house dressed in Patrick's normal outfit]'' Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[runs into his house]'' I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just wants to be like me. ''[pushes his nose into his face and comes out of his house dressed in Patrick's normal outfit]'' Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.}} | ||
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