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{{L|SpongeBob|That's great, Patrick. What's it for?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's great, Patrick. What's it for?}}
{{L|Patrick|See for yourself.}}
{{L|Patrick|See for yourself.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[his body is facedown, but his face come out and reads the award]'' "For Outstanding Achievement In Achievement: SpongeBob SquarePants?"}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[his body is facedown, but his face come out and reads the award]'' "For Outstanding Achievement In Achievement: SpongeBob SquarePants"?}}
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob SquarePants? That's a funny way to spell my name.}}
{{L|Patrick|"SpongeBob SquarePants"? That's a funny way to spell my name.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I think the award is for me. You must've got it by mistake.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I think the award is for me. You must've got it by mistake.}}
{{L|Patrick|But, it's shiny. ''[SpongeBob takes the trophy]''}}
{{L|Patrick|But, it's shiny. ''[SpongeBob takes the trophy]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling; the phone rings again]''}}
{{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling; the phone rings again]''}}
{{L|Woman on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
{{L|Woman on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No, this is Patrick! ''[hangs up and continues to whistle; the phone rings yet again]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and continues to whistle; the phone rings yet again]''}}
{{L|Another Guy on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
{{L|Another Guy on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[angry]'' No! This is Patrick! ''[puts the phone down and folds his arms]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[angry]'' '''''NO!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!''''' ''[puts the phone down and folds his arms]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}}
{{L|Patrick|Huh? Oh...Fishpaste!}}
{{L|Patrick|Huh? Oh...Fishpaste!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Keep trying, Patrick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Keep trying, Patrick.}}
{{L|Delivery Guy|I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patrick becomes furious and sweeps harder]''}}
{{L|Delivery Guy|I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patrick becomes furious and sweeps harder]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[steams up]'' Why can't I do anything right?! ''[bangs the head of the broom on the floor making dust rise all over the Krusty Krab's dining area, which makes the nearby customers start coughing]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[steams up]'' '''''WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!''''' ''[bangs the head of the broom on the floor making dust rise all over the Krusty Krab's dining area, which makes the nearby customers start coughing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' Kitchen...! }}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushing Patrick]'' Kitchen...! }}
{{L|Patrick|''[throws the broom to the floor]'' I'm never gonna get an award, now.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[throws the broom to the floor]'' I'm never gonna get an award, now.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Say, you're good.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Say, you're good.}}
{{L|Patrick|Thanks.}}
{{L|Patrick|Thanks.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ha! Darn. ''[both look at each other with suspicion, while rubbing their chins. They later watch each other as they dance to ''Mary had a Little Lamb'']'' Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as... pickle fish lips! ''[both cover their mouths]'' Seaweavel. ''[both cover their mouths again]''  Yorgyshmorgies.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ha! Darn. ''[both look at each other with suspicion, while rubbing their chins. They later watch each other as they dance to ''Mary had a Little Lamb'']'' Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as... pickle fish lips! ''[both cover their mouths]'' Seaweavel. ''[both cover their mouths again]''  Yorgyshmorgies. ''[both cover their mouths yet again]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind. ''[realized that he wasn't safe in his mind]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind. ''[realized that he wasn't safe in his mind]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Another trophy?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Another trophy?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[sarcastically]'' Oh, great! ''[SpongeBob opens the package]'' What's it for THIS time?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[sarcastically]'' Oh, great! ''[SpongeBob opens the package]'' What's it for THIS time?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|'For Doing Absolutely Nothing Longer Than Anyone Else'. Patrick! This trophy's for you!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|"For Doing Absolutely Nothing Longer Than Anyone Else: Patrick"! This trophy's for you!}}
{{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[puts his trophy on his head like a hat]'' Eeeh! ''[both rip off their present outfits to reveal their own normal outfits]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[puts his trophy on his head like a hat]'' Eeeh! ''[both rip off their present outfits to reveal their own normal outfits]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So, what are you gonna do, now?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So, what are you gonna do, now?}}

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