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{{L|Patrick|Like that?}} | {{L|Patrick|Like that?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Nope.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Nope.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[spits out food at the customer as he yells]'' Barnacles!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[spits out food at the customer and forehead palms as he yells]'' Barnacles!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's try something different.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's try something different.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|All you have to do is answer the phone.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|All you have to do is answer the phone.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Yes.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[Patrick takes his pants off]'' No. ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try... this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[Patrick puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[Patrick puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[Patrick slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", Patrick pants due to exhaustion; few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze! ''[Patrick's hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[his hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[Patrick takes his pants off]'' No. ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try... this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[Patrick puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[Patrick puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[Patrick slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", Patrick pants due to exhaustion; few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze! ''[Patrick's hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[his hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|Aagh, my pants!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Exactly as you do. ''[takes lid off jar, then starts to cry]'' Oh, no, I broke it!}} | {{L|Patrick|Exactly as you do. ''[takes lid off jar, then starts to cry]'' Oh, no, I broke it!}} | ||
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