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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I think the award is for me. You must've got it by mistake.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I think the award is for me. You must've got it by mistake.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But, it's shiny. ''[SpongeBob takes the trophy]''}} | {{L|Patrick|But, it's shiny. ''[SpongeBob takes the trophy]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah...but you know what else is shiny?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Ice cream!}} | {{L|Patrick|Ice cream!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Exactly!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Exactly!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|A job at the Krusty Krab?}} | {{L|Patrick|A job at the Krusty Krab?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Yeah! ''[reverts to normal size]'' I do things at work all the time.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Yeah! ''[reverts to normal size]'' I do things at work all the time.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Then let's go | {{L|Patrick|Then let's go! ''[runs off, pulling off SpongeBob's arm]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Boy, it sure was nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.}} | {{L|Patrick|Boy, it sure was nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|And at 50 dollars an hour, too. When I started working here, I had to pay Mr. Krabs 100 dollars an hour. Hey, Squidward, guess who just got a job?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|And at 50 dollars an hour, too. When I started working here, I had to pay Mr. Krabs 100 dollars an hour. Hey, Squidward, guess who just got a job?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|You have to work for it, remember?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You have to work for it, remember?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Tartar sauce. ''[cuts to SpongeBob flipping patties]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Tartar sauce. ''[cuts to SpongeBob flipping patties]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[places the order in the window]'' Pick up order! ''[Patrick comes and eats the order]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[places the order in the window]'' Pick-up order! ''[Patrick comes and eats the order]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Do I get my award now?}} | {{L|Patrick|Do I get my award now?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, you have to take the tray to the customer.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, you have to take the tray to the customer.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling. The phone rings again and he answers it]''}} | {{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling. The phone rings again and he answers it]''}} | ||
{{L|Woman on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} | {{L|Woman on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No | {{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No! This is Patrick. ''[hangs up and continues to whistle. The phone rings yet again and he answers it]''}} | ||
{{L|Another Man on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} | {{L|Another Man on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[yelling angrily]'' No! This is Patrick! ''[puts the phone down and folds his arms]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[yelling angrily]'' No! This is Patrick! ''[puts the phone down and folds his arms]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. ''[gets a jar and opens the lid]'' Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. ''[Patrick gets out a pickle]'' Patrick, that's a pickle.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yes.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No. ''[Patrick takes his pants off]'' No. ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try... this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[Patrick puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[Patrick puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[Patrick slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid," Patrick pants due to exhaustion; few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze! ''[Patrick's hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[his hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No... ''[Patrick takes his pants off]'' No... ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try... this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[Patrick puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[Patrick puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[Patrick slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid," Patrick pants due to exhaustion; few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze! ''[Patrick's hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[his hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Aagh, it burns!}} | {{L|Patrick|Aagh, it burns!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|But I didn't. I opened the jar with my hand. And it was all because you showed me how to do it. I'm never gonna forget this.}} | {{L|Patrick|But I didn't. I opened the jar with my hand. And it was all because you showed me how to do it. I'm never gonna forget this.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you do exactly what I do and you'll have an award in no time. ''[night becomes day in SpongeBob's house. A clam crows like a rooster]'' I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. ''[notices Patrick dressed up like him]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you do exactly what I do and you'll have an award in no time. ''[night becomes day in SpongeBob's house. A clam crows like a rooster]'' I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. ''[notices Patrick dressed up like him]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Good morning, SpongeBob | {{L|Patrick|Good morning, SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. It's amazing how a simple change of clothes can make a guy look...just...like...me.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow. It's amazing how a simple change of clothes can make a guy look...just...like...me.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yup | {{L|Patrick|Yup, if I'm gonna be an award winner, I've gotta dress like one!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's creepy...but flattering! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... ''[Patrick copies SpongeBob, who then stops]'' Huh?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's creepy...but flattering! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... ''[Patrick copies SpongeBob, who then stops]'' Huh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, back to the ol' grind.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, back to the ol' grind.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[at the grill, frying patties, both whistle a tune, then stop, they both wipe their foreheads]'' Whew! ''[SpongeBob drops his spatula]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[at the grill, frying patties, both whistle a tune, then stop, they both wipe their foreheads]'' Whew! ''[SpongeBob drops his spatula]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Dropped my spatula. ''[bends down to pick it up]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Dropped my spatula. ''[bends down to pick it up]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Uhh, me, too. ''[drops his spatula and bends down to pick it up; SpongeBob takes off his hat, then Patrick takes off his, they both put their hats back on, then they both put their hands on the grill; Patrick's hand burns after a few seconds]'' | {{L|Patrick|Uhh, me, too. ''[drops his spatula and bends down to pick it up; SpongeBob takes off his hat, then Patrick takes off his, they both put their hats back on, then they both put their hands on the grill; Patrick's hand burns after a few seconds]'' Owwww!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aha! ''[shows the fake hand]'' You're copying me!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aha! ''[shows the fake hand]'' You're copying me!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yes.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Oh, no, you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces, then he and SpongeBob repeatedly hit their heads with a hammer]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, no, you don't! ''[squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces, then he and SpongeBob repeatedly hit their heads with a hammer]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Not much fun being me, now, huh, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Not much fun being me, now, huh, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this ''way'' before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice; Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy...]'' Wheeeee | {{L|Patrick|Are you kidding? I used to do this ''way'' before I started copying you. ''[SpongeBob stops hammering his head but Patrick does not notice; Patrick hits himself faster and too hard, he stops and gets dizzy...]'' Wheeeee-eeeeeyeeehhh-eeeeh. ''[...as trophies appear and spin around his head, tweeting like birds. He falls on the ground; SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as SpongeBob's house; SpongeBob gets angry and steam comes out of his head]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|My turn! ''[runs into the pineapple rock]''}} | {{L|Patrick|My turn! ''[runs into the pineapple rock]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs into his house]'' I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just wants to be like me. ''[pushes his nose into his face and comes out of his house dressed in Patrick's normal outfit]'' Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[runs into his house]'' I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just wants to be like me. ''[pushes his nose into his face and comes out of his house dressed in Patrick's normal outfit]'' Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.}} | ||
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