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{{L|Sam|No.}} | {{L|Sam|No.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Huh?}} | {{L|Patrick|Huh?}} | ||
{{L|Sam|I have tools right here. ''[takes out briefcase and pours out sand. Starts making a sand rock]''}} | {{L|Sam|I have tools right here. ''[takes out briefcase and pours out a bunch of sand. Starts making a sand rock]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh dear Neptune didn't you hear me- ''[face is pummeled with sand]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh dear Neptune didn't you hear me- ''[face is pummeled with sand]''}} | ||
{{L|Sam|''[Walks over sand rock and takes the tv antenna off of Patrick's rock. Puts antenna on sand rock]''}} | {{L|Sam|''[Walks over sand rock and takes the tv antenna off of Patrick's rock. Puts antenna on sand rock]''}} | ||
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{{L|Sam|Sister Sam loves to make rock for brubber.}} | {{L|Sam|Sister Sam loves to make rock for brubber.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well make rock some where else. My house is full of sand.}} | {{L|Squidward|Well make rock some where else. My house is full of sand.}} | ||
{{L|Sam|If big nose no like sand, big nose move! ''[pushes Squidward's house]''}} | {{L|Sam|If big nose no like sand, big nose move! ''[pushes Squidward's house away]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|This is way beyond my property line. Hey Patrick, that oaf makes a better bulldozer than a sister! ''[laughs]'' Construction humor.}} | {{L|Squidward|This is way beyond my property line. Hey Patrick, that oaf makes a better bulldozer than a sister! ''[laughs]'' Construction humor.}} | ||
{{L|Sam|No laughing!}} | {{L|Sam|''[growls]'' No laughing!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No no don't be upset with Squidward. He doesn't mean it, Don't you Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No no don't be upset with Squidward. He doesn't mean it, Don't you Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh I mean it alright. She's a big buffoon, just like Patrick. Except bigger, and dumber, and bufoonier.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh I mean it alright. She's a big buffoon, just like Patrick. Except bigger, and dumber, and bufoonier.}} | ||
{{L|Sam|''[huffing]''}} | {{L|Sam|''[huffing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[scared]'' Oh, Squidward, you jokester.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[scared]'' Oh, Squidward, you jokester.}} | ||
{{L|Sam|''[huffing]''}} | {{L|Sam|''[more huffing]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Do you think she looks a little...miffed?}} | {{L|Squidward|Do you think she looks a little...miffed?}} | ||
{{L|Sam|''[huffing angrily, then | {{L|Sam|''[huffing angrily, then starts crying]'' Those boys mean! They pick on sister Sam!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Shame on you two! Look what you've done!}} | {{L|Patrick|Shame on you two! Look what you've done!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Look what we've done?!}} | {{L|Squidward|Look what we've done?!}} | ||
{{L|Sam|''[crying so hard | {{L|Sam|''[crying so hard that her tears fling Squidward and SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[falls face first in the sand]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[falls face first in the sand]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[flies | {{L|SpongeBob|''[flies onto a seahorse-shoe toss pole]''}} | ||
{{L|Cowboy|Golly-doo-diddley Clem, that was a nice toss.}} | {{L|Cowboy|Golly-doo-diddley Clem, that was a nice toss.}} | ||
{{L|Clem|Wasen't me. My money's on the little missie over yonder.}} | {{L|Clem|Wasen't me. My money's on the little missie over yonder.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Oh no. That is definitely not the spirit Patrick. Your sister is out of control!}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh no. That is definitely not the spirit Patrick. Your sister is out of control!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hey, just mind your own business and let us blecorate in peace!}} | {{L|Patrick|Hey, just mind your own business and let us blecorate in peace!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You can blecor- | {{L|Squidward|You can blecor-decorate until the sea cows come home for all I care, just don't use my property to do it! ''[takes off the antennae-window]''}} | ||
{{L|Sam|''[dismantles more part from Squidward's house and puts it on the sand rock]'' More spiffy!}} | {{L|Sam|''[dismantles more part from Squidward's house and puts it on the sand rock]'' More spiffy!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But that's from...my house! That's it! I've had my fill of this thieving brute!}} | {{L|Squidward|But that's from... ''[looks at his somewhat horribly dismantled house]'' my house! That's it! I've had my fill of this thieving brute!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|How dare you call my sister a thief, just because she took some of your things...}} | {{L|Patrick|How dare you call my sister a thief, just because she took some of your things...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Easy now gents, let's not let tempers flare. Now don't you think, Patrick, it's a teensie bit unfair that sister Sam dismantled Squidward's house?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Easy now gents, let's not let tempers flare. Now don't you think, Patrick, it's a teensie bit unfair that sister Sam dismantled Squidward's house?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|No I don't. Not even a teensie, eensie, teensie bit. I see now that you've turned against my sister, you've turned on your best friend as well! ''[cries]''}} | {{L|Patrick|No I don't. Not even a teensie, eensie, teensie bit. I see now that you've turned against my sister, you've turned on your best friend as well! ''[cries]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's not like that at all Patrick.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's not like that at all Patrick. I was just-}} | ||
{{L|Sam|Shush! Meanies make brubber's eyes water! ''[grabs SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Meanies go home! ''[Throws them to their homes]''}} | {{L|Sam|Shush! Meanies make brubber's eyes water! ''[grabs SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Meanies go home! ''[Throws them to their homes]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Come on sis they won't bother us under our rock.}} | {{L|Patrick|Come on sis they won't bother us under our rock.}} | ||
{{L|Sam|Meanies is mean. ''[sand rock closes]''.}} | {{L|Sam|Meanies is mean. ''[sand rock closes]''.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Walks out of his ruined house, gets angry and | {{L|Squidward|''[Walks out of his ruined house, gets angry and starts carrying a heavy rock]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward...wait, Squidward, w-wait! Before you do anything too rash let me try to talk to them.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward...wait, Squidward, w-wait! Before you do anything too rash let me try to talk to them.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|The time for talk is over, now is the time for action! A rock made of sand by two idiots is no match for one carved from... | {{L|Squidward|The time for talk is over, now is the time for action! ''[walks onto sand rock and holds his rock menacingly over his head]'' A rock made of sand by two idiots is no match for one carved from the... ''[grunts]'' tides of time!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't think you should do that.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't think you should do that.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Who cares what you think?! if it's destruction they want, then it's destruction they'll get! ''[throws rock | {{L|Squidward|Who cares what you think?! if it's destruction they want, then it's destruction they'll get! ''[throws rock, but it bounces off and demolishes the pieces of Squidwards house on the sand rock. Sand rock opens, flinging Squidward in the air]''}} | ||
{{L|Sam|Who makes noise? ''[sees the broken pieces. screams]'' Spiffy broken! ''[Squidward falls]'' Sister mad!}} | {{L|Sam|Who makes noise? ''[sees the broken pieces. screams]'' Spiffy broken! ''[Squidward falls]'' Sister mad!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Now Sam it's not what it seems. Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Now Sam it's not what it seems. Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy.}} | ||
{{L|Sam|''[picks up broken pieces]'' Sister Sam rearrange now!}} | {{L|Sam|''[picks up broken pieces]'' Sister Sam rearrange now!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Please don't.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Please don't.}} | ||
{{L|Sam|''[chews up pieces and spits it out at Squidward's house. Squidward's house collapses]''}} | {{L|Sam|''[chews up pieces and rapidly spits it out at themm... as well as Squidward's house. Squidward's house then collapses as Squidward looks at it in disbelief]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well Squidward at least on the bright side it will motivate you to finally take care of that kitchen remodeled. Right Squidward? Huh? Must be eager to get started.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well Squidward at least on the bright side it will motivate you to finally take care of that kitchen remodeled. Right Squidward? ''[Squidward is gone]'' Huh? Must be eager to get started.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[driving bulldozer toward the sand rock. Laughing maniacally]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[driving bulldozer toward the sand rock. Laughing maniacally]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick and Sam|''[shocked]'' HUH?!}} | {{L|Patrick and Sam|''[shocked]'' HUH?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Squidward, Squidward stop! ''[jumps on the bulldozer]'' Just calm down buddy. Let's ease that tentacle off of the accelerator, hmmm?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Squidward, Squidward stop! ''[jumps on the bulldozer]'' Just calm down buddy. Let's ease that tentacle off of the accelerator, hmmm?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, you mean like this? ''[revs up accelerator, knocking SpongeBob off | {{L|Squidward|Oh, you mean like this? ''[revs up accelerator, knocking SpongeBob off]'' Sweeeet destruction!}} | ||
{{L|Sam|''[stops the bulldozer. drops Squidward out of the bulldozer and chucks it at SpongeBob's house, destroying it]''}} | {{L|Sam|''[stops the bulldozer. drops Squidward out of the bulldozer and chucks it at SpongeBob's house, destroying it]''}} | ||
{{L|Sam|That'll teach those meanies!}} | {{L|Sam|That'll teach those meanies!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I think your sister's temper is getting out of control.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I think your sister's temper is getting out of control.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, why are you still saying mean things about Sam?}} | {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, why are you still saying mean things about Sam?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|She destroyed my house in a fit of rage! She needs to control her temper!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|She destroyed my house in a fit of rage!! She needs to control her temper!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Well I guess she can get a little carried away.}} | {{L|Patrick|Well I guess she can get a little carried away.}} | ||
{{L|Sam|What Patrick doing? Why Patrick talk to meanies?}} | {{L|Sam|What Patrick doing? Why Patrick talk to meanies?}} | ||
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{{L|Sam|No have temper! That make sister Sam SO mad! Sister Sam put on mean face! ''[turns face around with an angrier face]'' Now smash brubber's house! ''[picks up the sand rock]''}} | {{L|Sam|No have temper! That make sister Sam SO mad! Sister Sam put on mean face! ''[turns face around with an angrier face]'' Now smash brubber's house! ''[picks up the sand rock]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Not the rock! ''[jumps on the sand rock while Sam pummels it]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Not the rock! ''[jumps on the sand rock while Sam pummels it]''}} | ||
{{L|Sam|''[slams the ground and | {{L|Sam|''[slams the ground and yells. Her regular face then sees Patrick hurt and unconscious]'' Patrick? Little Brubber? Little Brubber no wake.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick? ''[takes out cookie dough]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick? ''[takes out cookie dough]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[eats]'' Cookie Dough!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[sniffs it and eats it as he wakes up]'' Cookie Dough!}} | ||
{{L|Sam|Patrick Ok! Sister Sam feel bad. Sorry she hurt Patrick. Should protect little brubber. She go now. ''[walks away]''}} | {{L|Sam|Patrick Ok! Sister Sam feel bad. Sorry she hurt Patrick. Should protect little brubber. She go now. ''[walks away]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Sis, wait! Hold on! Aw, don't feel sad | {{L|Patrick|Sis, wait! Hold on! Aw, don't feel sad. You don't have go!}} | ||
{{L|Sam|Yes,Sister Sam must go. Late for manicure. Bye brubber!}} | {{L|Sam|Yes,Sister Sam must go. Late for manicure. ''[hugs Patrick tightly again]'' Bye brubber!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Bye sis.}} | {{L|Patrick|Bye sis.}} | ||
{{L|Sam|''[bus drives up and she punches another hole | {{L|Sam|''[bus drives up and she punches another hole, but next to the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Isn't my sister something?}} | {{L|Patrick|Isn't my sister something?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, she's something alright! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aw, she's something alright! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
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