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-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Order up! One extra double Krabby Patty! ''[Patrick giggles]'' With extra cheese.}}
+{{L|''[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab, where a bell rings as Mr. Krabs picks up a platter from the kitchen window.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Order up! ''[heads to Patrick's table]'' One ultra-double mega Krabby Patty!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[excited]'' Oh!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|With cheese.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[seeing his reflection on the platter]'' Oh!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[opens up the platter to reveal a very grotesque Krabby Patty, winces]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[drools and yells excitedly, licks lips]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, ''[chuckles]'' I'll just be ''[points away]'' going. ''[moves away as the grotesque patty falls apart]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Huh? ''[suspicious]'' Hey. ''[Mr. Krabs stops and looks behind, sweating]'' There's something wrong here.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[approaching agian]'' No refunds! I mean, ''[chuckles]'' what ever could be wrong with this perfectly good patty? ''[chuckles]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|There's no ''[holds up a sock]'' cheese on it!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[wiping sweat from forehead]'' Phew. Yeah, well you'll need to ''[points to the kitchen window, where an employee hat and smoke can be seen]'' take it up with the new frycook. He's still gettin' his sea legs.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[getting up, determined]'' Don't mind if I do. ''[heads off]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts the grotesque patty in a meal carton]'' Ah, that's still good. ''[gives the box to a kid with his mother]''}}
+{{L|Kid|Ah!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Excuse me, mister "chef," but I-- ''[gets blasted with a large flame]'' Huh? ''[jumps into the kitchen window, gasps]'' ''[pointing]'' You're working here now?}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[as the smoke dissipates, he is seen behind the grill in the shape of SpongeBob, holding a spatula and a SpongeBob arm]'' Howdy, son! ''[returns to normal shape, flipping random objects]'' Just started this morning. ''[sock lands on his face]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[looking at Cecil's work in awe]'' Oh... my... Neptune! ''[puts a clock on his tongue and swallows it; his body rings]'' ''[approaches Cecil and puts his hands on him]'' Dad, can I ''[tugs on Cecil's clothes]'' please help you make Krabby Patties? It's the only thing I ever wanted today!}}
+{{L|Cecil|To tell you the truth, buddy, I pretty much got things under control. ''[zoom out to a chaotic mess with wires, tentacles, and an urchin]'' Oh, ''[grabs Patrick's shoulder]'' what the heck? Welcome to the team.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[cheering]'' Woo-hoo!}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[grabs a hat from behind Patrick's head and puts it on him]'' Here's your hat, team member.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[clapping excitedly]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[opening kitchen door]'' I need an extra--huh? Patrick, what are ''[poking Patrick]'' you doin' back here? I ain't paying you a salary, too.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[shrugging]'' I don't even like celery.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[surprised, waving]'' Welcome to the team.}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is about to step away when a fire appears.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[yells]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[burned, holding up a burned Krabby Patty]'' Order up.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[holding patty]'' Dad, ''[turns around, revealing his burnt back and butt, appalling Mr. Krabs]'' I'll treasure this always.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[picks up Patrick|No, you are going to serve it to the customer. ''[throws Patrick out the kitchen]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[screams, then serves an empty tray to the customer; his mouth has food on it]'' ''[bowing]'' One Krabby Patty.}}
+{{L|Customer|''[close-up of mostly empty tray]'' Huh? ''[gives a dirty look]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Wonder where it went. Hold on! ''[runs off and comes back with another empty tray]'' Got you a new one. ''[places the tray on the last one]'' Oops. Hold on! ''[runs off again and comes back with another empty tray]'' Got you a new one. What the? ''[runs off yet again and comes back with a Krabby Patty on a tray]'' Got you a new one. ''[places the patty on the trays]''}}
+{{L|Customer|Oh, boy.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[reaches for the patty with his tongue and eats it, walking off]'' ''[mouth full]'' Enjoy your lunch.}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[running inside with TV equipment]'' Has anyone seen Patrick? He's supposed to be on ''The Patrick Show'' right now.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sorry, Patrick's working for ''[points to himself]'' me now.}}
+{{L|Squidina|Oh, well. ''[setting up equipment]'' We'll just film the show here. ''[pulls a studio light from the ceiling]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, you don't. No one distracts me employees while I'm around.}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[scratches chin]'' Hmm, not while you're around, eh? Did I say ''The Patrick Show''? I meant, ''[holds up a studio light]'' ''The Eugene Krabs Story''.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[delighted]'' ''Eugene Krabs Story''? I ''[eyes turn into stars]'' like it!}}
+{{L|''[Transition to Squidina pushing Mr. Krabs into his office chair. Squidina runs off.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Finally, a chance to share me story to the world! ''[Squidina throws a bunch of objects into the room]'' Where should I start!}}
+{{L|Squidina|At the beginning. ''[reels makeshift movie camera]'' And talk real slow.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, gee. I don't know, I guess-- ''[tone shifts]'' there I was. A drift in the sea of amniotical fluid. I could see a light.}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[on the other side of the door, she bolts it shut with wooden boards and a lock, then puts on a camera hat]'' Time for some reality television.}}
+{{L|Customer|Hey, lady! ''[pointing]'' When's somebody gonna take our order? ''[several angry customers are in front of the register]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Uh, but I don't work here.}}
+{{L|Customers|''[chanting]'' Food! Food! Food! Food! ''[Squidina gets crowd surfed into the register]'' Food! Food! Food!}}
+{{L|Squidina|Whoa! ''[lands in the register]'' Okay, satisfying a bunch of angry people. I can do that! ''[puts on an employee hat]'' I work in television! Listen up, people. We're on a ''[points to her watch]'' tight schedule here. ''[the customers stop talking]'' Form a line, and no back talk.}}
+{{L|Customers|''[form a line, saluting]'' Yes, ma'am.}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[shaking a tip jar with a few coins]'' And I want this tip jar full! I need 57 hockey pucks walkin' through the garden and don't spare the bride, ''[through kitchen window]'' and I need 'em yesterday. ''[sees Cecil cooking a shoe]'' Oh, hi, Dad.}}
+{{L|Cecil|Oh, hey, Squidina. I'll have that for you in uno ''[pokes Squidina's nose]'' segundo. Patrick, how are those cheese slices coming?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[at a chest with several cheese slices]'' Sharper than I thought. ''[turns around to show cheese slices in his eye and finger]'' I have a couple of ouchie boo-boos here.}}
+{{L|Bunny|''[breaks through the wall]'' A mother's intuition is tingling! Someone in here has an ouchie boo-boo! ''[steps on a wood plank, making Patrick slide to her]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Huh?}}
+{{L|Bunny|''[holding Patrick, kisses his boo-boo away, then cradles him]'' My brave boy! I'm never leaving you out of my sight again.}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[puts an employee hat onto Bunny]'' It looks like we have our newest hire.}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[jumps]'' Wow! ''[pointing]'' We've got me, mom, Patrick, Squiidna. The whole Star family.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Yeah. The whole Star family. We're not missing anyone else.}}
+{{L|GrandPat|''[moving through the line on his motor scooter, wearing a suit]'' Hey, coming through. Move aside! I'm on a fancy date. Right this way, Ma Poubelle.}}
+{{L|Granny Tentacles|''[gets behind GrandPat, growls]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Ooh. Now this is some great footage for our senior citizen segment. What can I getcha?}}
+{{L|Granny Tentacles|''[tries to speak, but gets interrupted]''}}
+{{L|GrandPat|She'll take a small.}}
+{{L|Granny Tentacles|I--}}
+{{L|GrandPat|Fries.}}
+{{L|Granny Tentacles|You--}}
+{{L|GrandPat|From the dollar menu. ''[holds up a coupon]'' Here's a coupon. ''[Squidina takes his coupon]'' And I'll have a deluxe patty, with the expensive fancy sauce. ''[excited]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[pressing buttons on the burning register repeatedly]'' That'll be ''[grabs the burning patty and singular fry from the kitchen window]'' 159 dollars and 95 cents.}}
+{{L|GrandPat|''[patting pockets]'' Sure, lemme get the... I got... ''[chuckles, nudging Granny Tentacles]'' Uh, you've got this, right sweetie? ''[notices he is in the air, and Granny Tentacles has his wallet and scooter]''}}
+{{L|Granny Tentacles|Well, I got your wallet, I got your wheels, and I gotta get outta here! ''[drives out of the building]'' So long, sucker!}}
+{{L|GrandPat|''[falls down, getting up]'' Uh, okay. ''[chuckles]'' Hey, Squidina, how's about hooking me up with the ol' family discount?}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[swipes the tray away]'' Sorry, GrandPat. ''[tapping on the register]'' If you can't pay for your food, you'll have to work off ''[tosses food in trash can]'' your debt.}}
+{{L|GrandPat|Debt? Work?}}
+{{L|''[Seamless transition to GrandPat in work clothes in the kitchen.]''}}
+{{L|GrandPat|Huh, ''[washes a dish with a sponge]'' all cold. One of our better dates, actually.}}
+{{L|Cecil|Welcome ''[slaps GrandPat, knocking his dentures out of his mouth]'' to the team, dad!}}
+{{L|GrandPat|''[without teeth, spitting]'' Thanks, son.}}
+{{L|''[Customers are coming in with wads of cash, and more are leaving with their food.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[using her tentacles to do several things at once]'' We're serving customers at record speed. If only there was some way we could serve even more. ''[yelps as Patrick bashes a hole in the glass wall with a hammer]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Oops.}}
+{{L|Squidina|Great idea, Patrick. A drive-thru!}}
+{{L|Patrick|A what now? ''[gets run over by a boat driving into the restaurant]''}}
+{{L|Customer|Uh, yeah, can I get a Krabby Patty-- ''[screams as the customer in the boat knocks him away]''}}
+{{L|Customer in boat|Uh, yeah, can I get a Krabby Patty?}}
+{{L|''[The same cycle from before is seen, only now boats are coming in from the left side as well. A hole is made in the wall on the other side as boats exit from there.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[trying to keep up with the customers while wiping her sweat with a cloth]'' Oh, okay, now we're getting a little behind schedule.}}
+{{L|Customers|''[getting angry]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[happy, raising arms like everyone else]'' Yeah! Who's running this joint?}}
+{{L|Squidina|Oh, no, no, no. Come on, Squidina, you can do this. Dad, ''[Cecil appears from the kitchen window]'' we need 150 Krabby Patties. How many do you have ready?}}
+{{L|Cecil|Uh, ''[holds up a Krabby Patty]'' uh, one. ''[the patty melts]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|We need help. ''[holding several employee hats, she puts them onto the customers in line]'' You're hired. You're hired. You're hired. ''[does a backflip and points to someone outside]'' Hey, you're hired. ''[puts a hat on him]''}}
+{{L|Man|''[runs inside]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[sees another wandering customer and puts a hat on him]'' You're hired, too.}}
+{{L|Man|''[mumbles in gibberish as he dizzily walks inside]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[pointing to SpongeBob]'' And you're hired.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' M-M-M-Me? Hired at the Krusty Krab?}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[pushes SpongeBob aside to reveal Squidward]'' Not you. Him. Squidward, ''[grabs Squidward's arm and pulls him in]'' we need your help.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[yelps]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Get in there. Get to work! ''[bumps Squidward inside]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[screams, lands in the register]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[walks in, gasps]''}}
+{{L|''[Everyone is seen working at the Krusty Krab. A man eats a patty while a worker cleans his head, and other workers are seen cleaning. Several customers are seen clocking in with a clocking machine.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Oh, no. ''[approaches Patrick getting his head cleaned by an worker]'' Patrick, we have too many workers, and not enough customers. What should we do.}}
+{{L|Patrick|I know where we can get some ''[holds up a suitcase and places it down]'' customers.}}
+{{L|''[The suitcase turns into a time closet.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Ah!}}
+{{L|Patrick|From my ''[spins the time closet wheel]'' time closet!}}
+{{L|''[The time closet activates, and several Patricks begin exiting from it, including Cave Patrick, Patnocchio, Bob Ross Patrick, Kamp Koral Patrick, Patrick-Man, Patrick in a gorilla suit, Patrick in stilettos, and a Viking Patrick. Squidasaurus Rex is also seen. Old Man Walker is shivering in fear on a pole while the Patricks roam around. Viking Patrick's seahorse takes a large bite out of a green fish putting a Krabby Patty in a box. The giant nautilus takes the green fish and the box and puts them both in a giant box, then jumps through the ceiling, creating a giant hole. Bug Patrick is also seen on the ceiling.]''}}
+{{L|Cave Patrick|''[lands in front of the register]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Huh?}}
+{{L|Cave Patrick|Eat! Food! ''[panting and drooling]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[sighs, holds nose]'' No hygiene, no service. ''[pouts]''}}
+{{L|Cave Patrick|''[growls, screams while shaking the register boat, then takes a giant bite out of it]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[nervously]'' Uhh, ''[holds up four patties]'' enjoy your meal.}}
+{{L|Cave Patrick|''[takes the patties and walks away]''}}
+{{L|''[Several Patricks are seen roaming around. A Patrick with a green striped shirt chases a sea bunny on a beam. Then, several more Patricks and other characters come out of the time closet, including Pat-Tron, Pat the Hapless, Jester Patrick, season 1 Patrick, and Primitive SpongeBob. Arrows are seen being launched across the screen as the green-striped shirt Patrick continues chasing the sea bunny.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[still talking to the fake camera in his office]'' And that brings us to yesterday. ''[the fake camera collapses]'' Hmm? New feckled technology. ''[more crashing is heard]'' What's going on out there? ''[exits his office, and gasps]''}}
+{{L|''[Kamp Koral Patrick shoots arrows at Gorilla Patrick, someone is chased by Squidasaurus Rex, Viking Patrick's seahorse screams as its owner holds onto it by the tail, and Jester Patrick hits a customer's food with his staff. On top of a beam, Primitive SpongeBob eats a chicken leg, tosses it aside, and swings on a rope while screaming. He breaks through the glass window, breaking it. Bob Ross Patrick is painting a tree, which falls over. A buff Patrick arm wrestles with Pat-Tron, and Pat-Tron explodes.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[terrified, mumbling]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[humming as he puts salt and whipped cream onto a bomb]''}}
+{{L|Bunny|Is that your recipe?}}
+{{L|Cecil|Yes, it's ''[touches the bomb with his spatula]'' mine.}}
+{{L|''[The Krusty Krab explodes, causing everyone to fly out and scream.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[eye twitches]'' Who did this to me restaurant?!}}
+{{L|''[The wall falls over to reveal the Star family.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angry]'' Star family! You ruined me! ''[sobbing]''}}
+{{L|GrandPat|Crybaby.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Dear Neptune, ''[praying]'' please send me someone who can help fix me dining establerishment. ''[a pickle barrel falls from the sky]'' Huh?}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[appears out of the barrel, moaning, and falls over, hitting a lever on the time closet]''}}
+{{L|''[Two cherries and a lemon appear on the time closet's slot machine. The time closet opens and starts sucking things up. The sky also turns dark.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Huh? What's happening? ''[runs away as several Patricks get sucked in, and lands in Mr. Krabs' lap]''}}
+{{L|''[Several more characters get sucked into the time closet, and Squidasaurus Rex gets stuck in it before being fully sucked in.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[flails her arms as her helmet gets sucked in]'' Oh! ''[holds clipboard]'' Well, that wraps up this segment.}}
+{{L|Cecil|What's on next?}}
+{{L|Squidina|The schedule says "customer testomonials," but I think that's getting bumped--}}
+{{L|''[Suddenly, the Star family begins getting sucked in. Cecil grabs onto the grill, and the other members each grab onto each other as they scream.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[looks at his beeping watch]'' Hey, it's 6:00. We're off the clock.}}
+{{L|Star family|''[spiraling into the time closet]'' Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! ''[their hands appear from the closet to clock out]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Great day's work.}}
+{{L|Bunny|A job well done.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Quittin' time.}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs and Squidward are holding onto a pole, screaming. The Krusty Krab starts being rebuilt by a wind, and the top half comes back on. The tables and register come back as well. The time closet closes and re-enters the suitcase, which disappears. Mr. Krabs falls down, followed by Squidward.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh?}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[faceplants]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|The Krusty Krab! As  good as new! ''[picks up Squidward]'' And it's all thank to you, young Mister Squidward!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Really? I saved the day!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Aye lad, you did! And so I'm ''[puts an employee hat onto Squidward and gives him cleaning equipment]'' hirin' ya official-like. ''[points ahead]'' Now get to work!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[dipping mop in bucket]'' Right away, Mr. Krabs. I mean, ''[pokes Mr. Krabs with his elbow]'' boss. ''[laughs and walks away, humming]'' ''[inhales and exhales, and holds a cloth and window cleaner]'' Things are looking up for Squidward J. Tentacles. ''[door closes, revealing a "LOSER" graffiti with his head]'' Huh? ''[sighs]'' Typical.}}
+{{L|''[The camera irises out on the graffiti, ending the episode.]''}}
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