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{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, phooey. Late schmate. A tough guy like me can show up to work whenever he wants. Adios. ''[cut to Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ah, phooey. Late schmate. A tough guy like me can show up to work whenever he wants. Adios. ''[cut to Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob is 13-1/2 minutes late for duty. I hope for his sake this means he was in a horrible accident. ''[SpongeBob kicks the doors open and looks around trying to look tough]'' Well, looks like I was right about the accident part. ''[SpongeBob walks up to a fish and shows the black eye he goy]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob is 13-1/2 minutes late for duty. I hope for his sake this means he was in a horrible accident. ''[SpongeBob kicks the doors open and looks around trying to look tough]'' Well, looks like I was right about the accident part. ''[SpongeBob walks up to a fish and shows the black eye he goy]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Harold|Oh.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, that's right, pal, do the right thing. Just keep on walking. ''[walks up to a table of two fish]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, that's right, pal, do the right thing. Just keep on walking. ''[walks up to a table of two fish]''}} | ||
{{L|Fish #2|Do you mind? We're trying to have a decent meal here.}} | {{L|Fish #2|Do you mind? We're trying to have a decent meal here.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|It was me, I said it. ''[SpongeBob turns around and hisses at Squidward]''}} | {{L|Squidward|It was me, I said it. ''[SpongeBob turns around and hisses at Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, folks, I don't happen to see it as a shiner so much as a shining trophy of my glorious triumph over the forces of evil. Oh, I know what you're thinking. Who in the name of Neptune would want to tangle with a guy like SpongeBob SquarePants? Well, I'll tell you who. ''[flashback to this morning]'' It was a peaceful morning in Bikini Bottom. I emerged from my fruit-shaped bungalow fresh as a bee when a wanted cry of distress pounded against my eardrum. ''[lady screams]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, folks, I don't happen to see it as a shiner so much as a shining trophy of my glorious triumph over the forces of evil. Oh, I know what you're thinking. Who in the name of Neptune would want to tangle with a guy like SpongeBob SquarePants? Well, I'll tell you who. ''[flashback to this morning]'' It was a peaceful morning in Bikini Bottom. I emerged from my fruit-shaped bungalow fresh as a bee when a wanted cry of distress pounded against my eardrum. ''[lady screams]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Harold|Hold it. Sponges don't have eardrums.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|He's right.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|He's right.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, let's save all the questions until the end. As I was saying... I quickly located the source of the cry which was a victim tied at my feet. ''[lady continues to scream while tied to a railroad track]'' "Don't worry, I'll save you." I assured... when a large bowling pin struck me in the face. The hurler was none other than Jack M. Crazyfish. And I could tell by that cold sore on his lip that today he meant business. With cat-like reflexes I preempted his attack. But the scoundrel had me sabotaged. And I fell face down on a pile of extra large staples. He lunged at me but I got him in the ribs with my novelty feather duster. Down he fell like a mighty oak. ''[slow howl... thud]'' And there he lay. The very thought of being vanquished made Jack M. Crazyfish burst into tears. ''[he cries]'' The force of his tears was so strong I had to take evasive action. But one of the blasts went haywire and hit me right in the face... ''[one of the tears bounces off a rock and hits SpongeBob in the eye]'' ...and that's how I got this black eye and gave Jack M. Crazyfish a whomping of a lifetime. Whoo...football!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, let's save all the questions until the end. As I was saying... I quickly located the source of the cry which was a victim tied at my feet. ''[lady continues to scream while tied to a railroad track]'' "Don't worry, I'll save you." I assured... when a large bowling pin struck me in the face. The hurler was none other than Jack M. Crazyfish. And I could tell by that cold sore on his lip that today he meant business. With cat-like reflexes I preempted his attack. But the scoundrel had me sabotaged. And I fell face down on a pile of extra large staples. He lunged at me but I got him in the ribs with my novelty feather duster. Down he fell like a mighty oak. ''[slow howl... thud]'' And there he lay. The very thought of being vanquished made Jack M. Crazyfish burst into tears. ''[he cries]'' The force of his tears was so strong I had to take evasive action. But one of the blasts went haywire and hit me right in the face... ''[one of the tears bounces off a rock and hits SpongeBob in the eye]'' ...and that's how I got this black eye and gave Jack M. Crazyfish a whomping of a lifetime. Whoo...football!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Dale|Uh, what did you say he looked like again?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, kind of tall, handlebar mustache...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, kind of tall, handlebar mustache...}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Dale|Little green hat?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I kind of thought it was teal but that sounds like him all right. Wait a second, how did you know he was wearing a green hat? ''[SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward gasp]'' He's... real.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I kind of thought it was teal but that sounds like him all right. Wait a second, how did you know he was wearing a green hat? ''[SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward gasp]'' He's... real.}} | ||
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|I'm looking for SpongeBob SquarePants.}} | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|I'm looking for SpongeBob SquarePants.}} | ||
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