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 {{L|SpongeBob|I kept you up all night with my nocturnal outbursts? Again?}}
 {{L|Gary|Meow?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, Tuesday night was the one with the 30-foot librarian. Last night was the one where I defeat notorious arch- villain Jack M. Crazyfish. Using the sheer force of my awesomely developed musculature. ''[puffs out his chest. Goes to the bathroom and has trouble opening up the toothpaste. He deflates to his normal size and goes to get a wrench from under his alarm clock. Goes back to the bathroom and hits the wrench on the toothpaste, causing the top to ricocheted off some things in the bathroom before hitting SpongeBob in the eye. He looks in the mirror to see if he has a black eye]'' Whew, what a relief. For a second there I thought I gave myself a black... ''[slips on the toothpaste top and hits his eye on the wrench]'' ...eye. ''[Looks in the mirror at his black eye. Starts crying in bed which startles Gary, Gary comes up to bed]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, Tuesday night was the one with the 30-foot librarian. Last night was the one where I defeat notorious arch- villain Jack M. Crazyfish. Using the sheer force of my awesomely developed musculature. ''[puffs out his chest. Goes to the bathroom and has trouble opening up the toothpaste. He deflates to his normal size and goes to get back into his bedroom and he opens a cabinet, rummaging through it, tossing away a sock, a wind-up eyeball toy, a baseball glove, one of his socks, a boot, and an 'I'M WITH STUPID' T-shirt. SpongeBob pulls out a red monkey wrench, and goes back to the bathroom and hits the wrench on the toothpaste, causing the top to ricochet off some things in the bathroom before hitting SpongeBob in the eye. He looks in the mirror to see if he has a black eye]'' Whew, what a relief. For a second there I thought I gave myself a black... ''[He accidentally slips on the toothpaste top and hits his eye on the wrench]'' ...eye. ''[Looks in the mirror at his black eye. Starts crying in bed which startles Gary, Gary comes up to bed]''}}
 {{L|Gary|Meow.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Go away, Gary. I'm busy... wallowing.}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Not really.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|All right, who said that? Was it you, grandma?}}
-{{L|Squidward|It was me, I said it. ''[SpongeBob turns around and hisses at Squidward]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|It was me, I said it. ''[SpongeBob turns around and hisses at Squidward, who recoils from the sight of the gruesome black eye]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Well, folks, I don't happen to see it as a shiner so much as a shining trophy of my glorious triumph over the forces of evil. Oh, I know what you're thinking. Who in the name of Neptune would want to tangle with a guy like SpongeBob SquarePants? Well, I'll tell you who. ''[flashback to this morning]'' It was a peaceful morning in Bikini Bottom. I emerged from my fruit-shaped bungalow fresh as a bee when a wanted cry of distress pounded against my eardrum. ''[lady screams]''}}
 {{L|Harold|Hold it. Sponges don't have eardrums.}}