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{{L|Woman|Help!}} | {{L|Woman|Help!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, yah!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, yah!}} | ||
{{L|Woman|Help, help | {{L|Woman|Help, help!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa, stop. ''[horse stops]'' There, there. You're safe now little lady. ''[maniacal laughter coming from a man]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Whoa, stop. ''[horse stops]'' There, there. You're safe now little lady. ''[maniacal laughter coming from a man]''}} | ||
{{L|Man|You fool | {{L|Man|You fool! You've falled into my trap. Now you're mine, SpongeBob the strong!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|So, we meet again, Crazyfish | {{L|SpongeBob|So, we meet again, Crazyfish!}} | ||
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Bring it on | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Bring it on!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|With pleasure | {{L|SpongeBob|With pleasure!''[cracks his knuckles]''}} | ||
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|''[grunts]'' So loud | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|''[grunts]'' So loud!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You ready to get crazy, huh, Crazyfish?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You ready to get crazy, huh, Crazyfish?!}} | ||
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|You bet your frosting, Sponge-cake.}} | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|You bet your frosting, Sponge-cake.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, I'm not wearing any frosting. ''[both do a rock-paper-scissors game with SpongeBob winning the first round with paper over rock but Crazyfish changes his rock to scissors]'' Hey, that's cheating | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, I'm not wearing any frosting. ''[both do a rock-paper-scissors game with SpongeBob winning the first round with paper over rock but Crazyfish changes his rock to scissors]'' Hey, that's cheating!}} | ||
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|No, it's not.}} | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|No, it's not.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes it is | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes it is!}} | ||
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Is not...}} | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Is not...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Is too...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Is too...}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Is too... ''[while they argue, the train is getting closer to the woman]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Is too... ''[while they argue, the train is getting closer to the woman]''}} | ||
{{L|Woman|Um, guys? Guys? The train!}} | {{L|Woman|Um, guys? Guys? The train!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps next to her]'' Don't worry | {{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps next to her]'' Don't worry! I'm ready!''[tears his shirt]'' Bring it on!''[right before the train hits him, his alarm wakes him up from his dream]'' Oh, good morning, Gare-bear.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I kept you up all night with my nocturnal outbursts? Again?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I kept you up all night with my nocturnal outbursts? Again?}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Then what happened?}} | {{L|Patrick|Then what happened?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I woke up... Oh, I mean, I...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I woke up... Oh, I mean, I...}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I know exactly what you mean. You whooped him with your eyes closed | {{L|Patrick|I know exactly what you mean. You whooped him with your eyes closed!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That is exactly what I mean, Patrick. Well, see you later, buddy. ''[walks off]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That is exactly what I mean, Patrick. Well, see you later, buddy. ''[walks off]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|There goes a real hero.}} | {{L|Patrick|There goes a real hero.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah, that's right. I had miscalculated the trajectory of my cup and the straw jabbed me in the eye, giving me this awful shiner. ''[watch beeps]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah, that's right. I had miscalculated the trajectory of my cup and the straw jabbed me in the eye, giving me this awful shiner. ''[watch beeps]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Well, looks like you're late for your day job, killer.}} | {{L|Sandy|Well, looks like you're late for your day job, killer.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, phooey. Late schmate. A tough guy like me can show up to work whenever he wants. Adios | {{L|SpongeBob|Ah, phooey. Late schmate. A tough guy like me can show up to work whenever he wants. Adios! ''[cut to Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob is 13-1/2 minutes late for duty | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob is 13-1/2 minutes late for duty! I hope for his sake this means he was in a horrible accident. ''[SpongeBob kicks the doors open and looks around trying to look tough]'' Well, looks like I was right about the accident part. ''[SpongeBob walks up to a fish and shows the black eye he got]''}} | ||
{{L|Harold|Oh | {{L|Harold|Oh!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, that's right, pal, do the right thing. Just keep on walking. ''[walks up to a table of two fish]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, that's right, pal, do the right thing. Just keep on walking. ''[walks up to a table of two fish]''}} | ||
{{L|Fish #2|Do you mind? We're trying to have a decent meal here.}} | {{L|Fish #2|Do you mind? We're trying to have a decent meal here.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Dah-dah-dah-dah, I'm just gonna stop you right there, Squidward. Spare you the oxygen. We all know you weaker folk can't afford to waste it. ''[takes the microphone]'' All right, folks, listen up 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. Tough guys don't like to repeat themselves. I'm talking to you, grandma! ''[Gramma puts down the mustard]'' Now I suppose all of you are wondering how I got this black eye.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Dah-dah-dah-dah, I'm just gonna stop you right there, Squidward. Spare you the oxygen. We all know you weaker folk can't afford to waste it. ''[takes the microphone]'' All right, folks, listen up 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. Tough guys don't like to repeat themselves. I'm talking to you, grandma! ''[Gramma puts down the mustard]'' Now I suppose all of you are wondering how I got this black eye.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Not really.}} | {{L|Squidward|Not really.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, who said that? Was it you, grandma?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|All right, who said that?! Was it you, grandma???}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|It was me, I said it. ''[SpongeBob turns around and hisses at Squidward, who recoils from the sight of the gruesome black eye]''}} | {{L|Squidward|It was me, I said it. ''[SpongeBob turns around and hisses at Squidward, who recoils from the sight of the gruesome black eye]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, folks, I don't happen to see it as a shiner so much as a shining trophy of my glorious triumph over the forces of evil. Oh, I know what you're thinking. Who in the name of Neptune would want to tangle with a guy like SpongeBob SquarePants? Well, I'll tell you who. ''[flashback to this morning]'' It was a peaceful morning in Bikini Bottom. I emerged from my fruit-shaped bungalow fresh as a bee when a wanted cry of distress pounded against my eardrum. ''[lady screams]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, folks, I don't happen to see it as a shiner so much as a shining trophy of my glorious triumph over the forces of evil. Oh, I know what you're thinking. Who in the name of Neptune would want to tangle with a guy like SpongeBob SquarePants? Well, I'll tell you who. ''[flashback to this morning]'' It was a peaceful morning in Bikini Bottom. I emerged from my fruit-shaped bungalow fresh as a bee when a wanted cry of distress pounded against my eardrum. ''[lady screams]''}} | ||
{{L|Harold|Hold it. Sponges don't have eardrums.}} | {{L|Harold|Hold it. Sponges don't have eardrums.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|He's right.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|He's right.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, let's save all the questions until the end | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, let's save all the questions until the end! As I was saying... I quickly located the source of the cry which was a victim tied at my feet. ''[lady continues to scream while tied to a railroad track]'' "Don't worry, I'll save you." I assured... when a large bowling pin struck me in the face. The hurler was none other than Jack M. Crazyfish. And I could tell by that cold sore on his lip that today he meant business. With cat-like reflexes I preempted his attack. But the scoundrel had me sabotaged. And I fell face down on a pile of extra large staples. He lunged at me but I got him in the ribs with my novelty feather duster. Down he fell like a mighty oak. ''[slow howl... thud]'' And there he lay. The very thought of being vanquished made Jack M. Crazyfish burst into tears. ''[he cries]'' The force of his tears was so strong I had to take evasive action. But one of the blasts went haywire and hit me right in the face... ''[one of the tears bounces off a rock and hits SpongeBob in the eye]'' ...and that's how I got this black eye and gave Jack M. Crazyfish a whomping of a lifetime. Whoo...football!}} | ||
{{L|Dale|Uh, what did you say he looked like again?}} | {{L|Dale|Uh, what did you say he looked like again?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, kind of tall, handlebar mustache...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, kind of tall, handlebar mustache...}} | ||
{{L|Dale|Little green hat?}} | {{L|Dale|Little green hat?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I kind of thought it was teal but that sounds like him all right. Wait a second, how did you know he was wearing a green hat? ''[SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward gasp]'' He's... real.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I kind of thought it was teal but that sounds like him all right. Wait a second, how did you know he was wearing a green hat? ''[SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward gasp]'' He's... real...}} | ||
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|I'm looking for SpongeBob SquarePants.}} | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|I'm looking for SpongeBob SquarePants.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr Crazyfish, please don't skin me alive | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr Crazyfish, please don't skin me alive! I made all that stuff up. I was just kidding about whomping you, right folks? You remember.}} | ||
{{L|Gramma|I liked the part where you told us where how he was crying like a baby. ''[SpongeBob runs home]''}} | {{L|Gramma|I liked the part where you told us where how he was crying like a baby. ''[SpongeBob runs home]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Gary. ''[runs back with toothpaste and wrench]'' All right, look. I had a toothpaste tube, like this. But I couldn't get it open 'cause the cap was stuck. And I guess...I haven't been working my arms out that much lately. And I opened it up like this... ''[hits the toothpaste with the wrench]'' Then I was walkin', like this. ''[walks over to the toothpaste top]'' And I didn't see where the cap went, like this. ''[slips on the top and hits himself in the eye with the wrench]'' So, I slipped on it and I landed right on my wrench, like this. And I gave myself a black eye, like this. ''[points to his left eye]'' Uh... like these. ''[points to both eyes being black]'' So you see? I made it all up so I could keep from looking stupid. Makes sense, doesn't it?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Gary. ''[runs back with toothpaste and wrench]'' All right, look. I had a toothpaste tube, like this. But I couldn't get it open 'cause the cap was stuck. And I guess...I haven't been working my arms out that much lately. And I opened it up like this... ''[hits the toothpaste with the wrench]'' Then I was walkin', like this. ''[walks over to the toothpaste top]'' And I didn't see where the cap went, like this. ''[slips on the top and hits himself in the eye with the wrench]'' So, I slipped on it and I landed right on my wrench, like this. And I gave myself a black eye, like this. ''[points to his left eye]'' Uh... like these. ''[points to both eyes being black]'' So you see? I made it all up so I could keep from looking stupid. Makes sense, doesn't it?}} | ||
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Uh, not really. I'm here cause I heard you make a really good Krabby Patty. ''[cut to SpongeBob bringing a plate with a Krabby Patty with 6 patties on it to Crazyfish]''}} | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Uh, not really. I'm here cause I heard you make a really good Krabby Patty. ''[cut to SpongeBob bringing a plate with a Krabby Patty with 6 patties on it to Crazyfish]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|One super hot and delicious custom order Krabby Patty with extra sauce, mi lord. Served directly to your waiting ''[slips and throws the patty into Crazyfish's face]'' Head and neck area. Sir, please, I am so sorry.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|One super hot and delicious custom order Krabby Patty with extra sauce, mi lord. Served directly to your waiting ''[slips and throws the patty into Crazyfish's face]'' Head and neck area. Sir, please, I am so sorry.}} | ||
{{L|Jack M.Crazyfish|Where I come from we settle things in a different kind of way. ''[play a game of rock-paper-scissors like before with SpongeBob holding out paper while Crazyfish holds out a rock but changes it to scissors]''}} | {{L|Jack M.Crazyfish|Where I come from sorry don’t cover it we settle things in a different kind of way. ''[play a game of rock-paper-scissors like before with SpongeBob holding out paper while Crazyfish holds out a rock but changes it to scissors]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Noooooooo!...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Noooooooo!...}} | ||
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