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{{L|SpongeBob|Dah-dah-dah-dah, I'm just gonna stop you right there, Squidward. Spare you the oxygen. We all know you weaker folk can't afford to waste it. ''[takes the microphone]'' All right, folks, listen up 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. Tough guys don't like to repeat themselves. I'm talking to you, grandma! ''[Gramma puts down the mustard]'' Now I suppose all of you are wondering how I got this black eye.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Dah-dah-dah-dah, I'm just gonna stop you right there, Squidward. Spare you the oxygen. We all know you weaker folk can't afford to waste it. ''[takes the microphone]'' All right, folks, listen up 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. Tough guys don't like to repeat themselves. I'm talking to you, grandma! ''[Gramma puts down the mustard]'' Now I suppose all of you are wondering how I got this black eye.}}
{{L|Squidward|Not really.}}
{{L|Squidward|Not really.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, who said that?! Was it you, grandma???}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, who said that?! Was it you, grandma?}}
{{L|Squidward|It was me, I said it. ''[SpongeBob turns around and hisses at Squidward, who recoils from the sight of the gruesome black eye]''}}
{{L|Squidward|It was me, I said it. ''[SpongeBob turns around and hisses at Squidward, who recoils from the sight of the gruesome black eye]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, folks, I don't happen to see it as a shiner so much as a shining trophy of my glorious triumph over the forces of evil. Oh, I know what you're thinking. Who in the name of Neptune would want to tangle with a guy like SpongeBob SquarePants? Well, I'll tell you who. ''[flashback to this morning]'' It was a peaceful morning in Bikini Bottom. I emerged from my fruit-shaped bungalow fresh as a bee when a wanted cry of distress pounded against my eardrum. ''[lady screams]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, folks, I don't happen to see it as a shiner so much as a shining trophy of my glorious triumph over the forces of evil. Oh, I know what you're thinking. Who in the name of Neptune would want to tangle with a guy like SpongeBob SquarePants? Well, I'll tell you who. ''[flashback to this morning]'' It was a peaceful morning in Bikini Bottom. I emerged from my fruit-shaped bungalow fresh as a bee when a wanted cry of distress pounded against my eardrum. ''[lady screams]''}}

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