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 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, yah!}}
 {{L|Woman|Help, help!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa, stop. ''[horse stops]'' There, there. You're safe now little lady. ''[maniacal laughter coming from a man]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa! Hup. ''[horse stops]'' There, there. You're safe now little lady. ''[maniacal laughter coming from a man]''}}
 {{L|Man|You fool! You've falled into my trap. Now you're mine, SpongeBob the strong!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|So, we meet again, Crazyfish!}}
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 {{L|Gary|''[disagreeing]'' Meow.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You promise you won't laugh? ''[Gary nods]'' Ok, here goes. ''[lifts his head off the bed]'' Gary, I gave myself a black eye trying to open the toothpaste. ''[Gary restraints from snickering]'' Thanks for not laughing, Gere. I knew you'd... ''[Gary leaves through his pet door]'' Gere...? ''[cut to SpongeBob leaving his house with pink sunglasses on. He looks around and sees no one around so he walks out but runs into Patrick]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Hi, SpongeBob. Hey, cool glasses. Can I try them on... oh! ''[takes off the sunglasses and sees SpongeBob's black eye]'' SpongeBob, your eye. It's all black and swollen. How'd you mess your eye up, SpongeBob? Did somebody hit you? Where is he? Yeah, we'll settle this like men. We'll sue him.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Hi, SpongeBob. Hey, cool glasses. Can I try them on... oh! ''[takes off the sunglasses and sees SpongeBob's black eye]'' SpongeBob, your eye. It's all black and swollen. How'd you mess your eye up, SpongeBob? Did someone hit you? Where is he? Yeah, we'll settle this like men. We'll sue him.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, it's okay, Patrick. He... uh, he learned his lesson. ''[thinking of the toothpaste]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Are you sure, SpongeBob? Who was this guy, anyway?}}
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 {{L|Harold|Hold it. Sponges don't have eardrums.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|He's right.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, let's save all the questions until the end! As I was saying... I quickly located the source of the cry which was a victim tied at my feet. ''[lady continues to scream while tied to a railroad track]'' "Don't worry, I'll save you." I assured... when a large bowling pin struck me in the face. The hurler was none other than Jack M. Crazyfish. And I could tell by that cold sore on his lip that today he meant business. With cat-like reflexes I preempted his attack. But the scoundrel had me sabotaged. And I fell face down on a pile of extra large staples. He lunged at me but I got him in the ribs with my novelty feather duster. Down he fell like a mighty oak. ''[slow howl... thud]'' And there he lay. The very thought of being vanquished made Jack M. Crazyfish burst into tears. ''[he cries]'' The force of his tears was so strong I had to take evasive action. But one of the blasts went haywire and hit me right in the face... ''[one of the tears bounces off a rock and hits SpongeBob in the eye]'' ...and that's how I got this black eye and gave Jack M. Crazyfish a whomping of a lifetime. Whoo...football!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, let's save all the questions until the end! As I was saying... I quickly located the source of the cry which was a victim tied at my feet. ''[lady continues to scream while tied to a railroad track]'' "Don't worry, I'll save you." I assured... when a large bowling pin struck me in the face. The hurler was none other than Jack M. Crazyfish. And I could tell by that cold sore on his lip that today he meant business. With cat-like reflexes, I preempted his attack. But the scoundrel had me sabotaged. And I fell face down on a pile of extra large staples. He lunged at me, but I got him in the ribs with my novelty feather duster. Down he fell like a mighty oak. ''[slow howl... thud]'' And there he lay. The very thought of being vanquished made Jack M. Crazyfish burst into tears. ''[he cries]'' The force of his crying was so strong, I had to take evasive action. But one of the blasts went haywire and hit me right in the face... ''[one of the tears bounces off a rock and hits SpongeBob in the eye]'' ...and that's how I got this black eye and gave Jack M. Crazyfish a whomping of a lifetime. Whoo...football!}}
 {{L|Dale|Uh, what did you say he looked like again?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, kind of tall, handlebar mustache...}}