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{{L|SpongeBob|I did something so dumb to myself that even you would laugh uncontrollably at me.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I did something so dumb to myself that even you would laugh uncontrollably at me.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|''[disagreeing]'' Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|''[disagreeing]'' Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You promise you won't laugh? ''[Gary nods]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|You promise you won't laugh? ''[Gary nods]'' Okay, here goes. ''[lifts his head off the bed]'' Gary, I gave myself a black eye trying to open the toothpaste. ''[Gary restraints from snickering]'' Thanks for not laughing, Gare. I knew you'd... ''[Gary leaves through his pet door]'' Gare...? ''[cut to SpongeBob leaving his house with pink sunglasses on. He looks around and sees no one around, so he walks out, but runs into Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hi, SpongeBob. Hey, cool glasses. Can I try them on... oh! ''[takes off the sunglasses and sees SpongeBob's black eye]'' SpongeBob, your eye. It's all black and swollen. How'd you mess your eye up, SpongeBob? Did someone hit you? Where is he? Yeah, we'll settle this like men. We'll sue him.}} | {{L|Patrick|Hi, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob screams]'' Hey, cool glasses. Can I try them on... oh! ''[takes off the sunglasses and sees SpongeBob's black eye]'' SpongeBob, your eye. It's all black and swollen. How'd you mess your eye up, SpongeBob? Did someone hit you? Where is he? Yeah, we'll settle this like men. We'll sue him.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, it's okay, Patrick. He... uh, he learned his lesson. ''[thinking of the toothpaste]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, it's okay, Patrick. He... uh, he learned his lesson. ''[thinking of the toothpaste]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Are you sure, SpongeBob? Who was this guy, anyway?}} | {{L|Patrick|Are you sure, SpongeBob? Who was this guy, anyway?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's right. ''[SpongeBob walks up to Squidward. Clears his throat]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's right. ''[SpongeBob walks up to Squidward. Clears his throat]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I'm...}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I'm...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Dah-dah-dah-dah, I'm just gonna stop you right there, Squidward. Spare you the oxygen. We all know you weaker folk can't afford to waste it. ''[takes the microphone]'' All right, folks, listen up 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. Tough guys don't like to repeat themselves. I'm talking to you, | {{L|SpongeBob|Dah-dah-dah-dah, I'm just gonna stop you right there, Squidward. Spare you the oxygen. We all know you weaker folk can't afford to waste it. ''[takes the microphone]'' All right, folks, listen up 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. Tough guys don't like to repeat themselves. I'm talking to you, gramma! ''[old lady puts down the mustard]'' Now I suppose all of you are wondering how I got this black eye.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Not really.}} | {{L|Squidward|Not really.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, who said that?! Was it you, | {{L|SpongeBob|All right, who said that?! Was it you, gramma?}} | ||
{{L|''[Gramma shakes her head.]'' | |||
{{L|Squidward|It was me, I said it. ''[SpongeBob turns around and hisses at Squidward, who recoils from the sight of the gruesome black eye]''}} | {{L|Squidward|It was me, I said it. ''[SpongeBob turns around and hisses at Squidward, who recoils from the sight of the gruesome black eye]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, folks, I don't happen to see it as a shiner so much as a shining trophy of my glorious triumph over the forces of evil. Oh, I know what you're thinking. Who in the name of Neptune would want to tangle with a guy like SpongeBob SquarePants? Well, I'll tell you who. ''[flashback to this morning]'' It was a peaceful morning in Bikini Bottom. I emerged from my fruit-shaped bungalow fresh as a bee when a wanted cry of distress pounded against my eardrum. ''[lady screams]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, folks, I don't happen to see it as a shiner so much as a shining trophy of my glorious triumph over the forces of evil. Oh, I know what you're thinking. Who in the name of Neptune would want to tangle with a guy like SpongeBob SquarePants? Well, I'll tell you who. ''[flashback to this morning]'' It was a peaceful morning in Bikini Bottom. I emerged from my fruit-shaped bungalow fresh as a bee when a wanted cry of distress pounded against my eardrum. ''[lady screams]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, kind of tall, handlebar mustache...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, kind of tall, handlebar mustache...}} | ||
{{L|Dale|Little green hat?}} | {{L|Dale|Little green hat?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I kind of thought it was teal but that sounds like him all right. Wait a second, how did you know he was wearing a green hat? ''[SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward gasp]'' He's... real...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I kind of thought it was teal, but that sounds like him all right. Wait a second, how did you know he was wearing a green hat? ''[SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward gasp]'' He's... real...}} | ||
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|I'm looking for SpongeBob | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|I'm looking for SpongeBob Squ...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr Crazyfish, please don't skin me alive! I made all that stuff up. I was just kidding about whomping you, right folks? You remember.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Crazyfish, please don't skin me alive! I made all that stuff up. I was just kidding about whomping you, right folks? You remember.}} | ||
{{L|Gramma|I liked the part where you told us where how he was crying like a baby. ''[SpongeBob runs home]''}} | {{L|Gramma|I liked the part where you told us where how he was crying like a baby. ''[SpongeBob runs home]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Gary. ''[runs back with toothpaste and wrench]'' All right, look. I had a toothpaste tube, like this. But I couldn't get it open 'cause the cap was stuck. And I guess...I haven't been working my arms out that much lately. And I opened it up like this... ''[hits the toothpaste with the wrench]'' Then I was walkin', like this. ''[walks over to the toothpaste top]'' And I didn't see where the cap went, like this. ''[slips on the top and hits himself in the eye with the wrench]'' So, I slipped on it and I landed right on my wrench, like this. And I gave myself a black eye, like this. ''[points to his left eye]'' Uh... like these. ''[points to both eyes being black]'' So you see? I made it all up so I could keep from looking stupid. Makes sense, doesn't it?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Gary. ''[runs back with toothpaste and wrench]'' All right, look. I had a toothpaste tube, like this. But I couldn't get it open 'cause the cap was stuck. And I guess... I haven't been working my arms out that much lately. And I opened it up like this... ''[hits the toothpaste with the wrench]'' Then I was walkin', like this. ''[walks over to the toothpaste top]'' And I didn't see where the cap went, like this. ''[slips on the top and hits himself in the eye with the wrench]'' So, I slipped on it and I landed right on my wrench, like this. And I gave myself a black eye, like this. ''[points to his left eye]'' Uh... like these. ''[points to both eyes being black]'' So you see? I made it all up so I could keep from looking stupid. Makes sense, doesn't it?}} | ||
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Uh, not really. I'm here | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Uh, not really. I'm here because I heard you make a really good Krabby Patty. ''[cut to SpongeBob bringing a plate with a Krabby Patty with six patties on it to Crazyfish]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|One super hot and delicious custom order Krabby Patty with extra sauce, | {{L|SpongeBob|One super hot and delicious custom order Krabby Patty with extra sauce, my lord. Served directly to your waiting ''[slips and throws the patty into Crazyfish's face]'' Head and neck area. Sir, please, I am so sorry.}} | ||
{{L|Jack M.Crazyfish|Where | {{L|Jack M.Crazyfish|Where I’m from, sorry don’t cut it. We settle things in a different kind of way. ''[play a game of rock-paper-scissors like before with SpongeBob holding out paper while Crazyfish holds out a rock, but changes it to scissors]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Noooooooo! | {{L|SpongeBob|Noooooooo!!!}} | ||
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