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{{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak, but Squidward interrupts again]'' Krabby Patty nothing!!! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak again, but Squidward interrupts him very loudly]'' KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!!! ''[he pants, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}} | {{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak, but Squidward interrupts again]'' Krabby Patty nothing!!! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak again, but Squidward interrupts him very loudly]'' KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!!! ''[he pants, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[stifled]'' You yelled at me! ''[sobs loudly, continuing to soak Squidward with tears]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[stifled]'' You yelled at me! ''[sobs loudly, continuing to soak Squidward with tears]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2: 00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}} | {{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|And you wrote that number on a chalkboard.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|And you wrote that number on a chalkboard.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes!}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|What's this?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What's this?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|It's a quick montage of flashbacks I've edited together that shows the hundreds of tears you have cried over the years.}} | {{L|Squidward|It's a quick montage of flashbacks I've edited together that shows the hundreds of tears you have cried over the years.}} | ||
{{L|''[the video begins to play, showing SpongeBob crying in the Krusty Krab, in a | {{L|''[the video begins to play, showing SpongeBob crying in the Krusty Krab, in a grocery store, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, in Jellyfish Fields, in the bathroom, and more like near a bus stop for no reason]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in the video]'' Boo! Hoo! Boohoo! Sob. Whimper.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[in the video]'' Boo! Hoo! Boohoo! Sob. Whimper.}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Thousands of tears later...}} | {{L|Narrator|Thousands of tears later...}} | ||
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{{L|''[the show ends with the two happily playing catch, SpongeBob turns the TV off and madly throws it out of his window, then walks back to the couch panting]''}} | {{L|''[the show ends with the two happily playing catch, SpongeBob turns the TV off and madly throws it out of his window, then walks back to the couch panting]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[to Squidward]'' You know what they say about that television. Rots the brain.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[to Squidward]'' You know what they say about that television. Rots the brain.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[from outside]'' Hey, thanks for the TV, SpongeBob. ''[he carries the broken-up TV set on his head]'' I'm gonna watch it all night! ''[he runs into his rock house with it. SpongeBob and Squidward awkwardly stare at each other, Squidward glances on the cuckoo clock, which says 8: 41, then speaks in his thoughts]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[from outside]'' Hey, thanks for the TV, SpongeBob. ''[he carries the broken-up TV set on his head]'' I'm gonna watch it all night! ''[he runs into his rock house with it. SpongeBob and Squidward awkwardly stare at each other, Squidward glances on the cuckoo clock, which says 8:41, then speaks in his thoughts]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|It's getting late. I'd better bring out the big guns. ''[out loud]'' Oh, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Squidward|It's getting late. I'd better bring out the big guns. ''[out loud]'' Oh, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Squidward?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's a really sad song, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's a really sad song, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're not gonna cry though, are you?}} | {{L|Squidward|You're not gonna cry though, are you?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No. ''[Squidward growls, the scallop cuckoo clock then chirps 9: 00]'' Time really does fly when you're having fun. Well, I'd better start getting ready for bed. ''[starts to put the tray of tea down]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No. ''[Squidward growls, the scallop cuckoo clock then chirps 9:00]'' Time really does fly when you're having fun. Well, I'd better start getting ready for bed. ''[starts to put the tray of tea down]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[nervously]'' Uh, SpongeBob. No-no-no-no, wait.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[nervously]'' Uh, SpongeBob. No-no-no-no, wait.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Squidward?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Umm... ''[nervously searches through the pages]'' How 'bout The Little Angler Who Got Lost?}} | {{L|Squidward|Umm... ''[nervously searches through the pages]'' How 'bout The Little Angler Who Got Lost?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That sounds like a very sad story.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That sounds like a very sad story.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, very sad. Umm... "There once was a little angler ''[the page he's reading is actually of the story Jack and Jill]'' who was, uh, little and sad. ''[SpongeBob whimpers]'' One day the little sad angler was walking through the park. ''[SpongeBob begins to chuckle with joy]'' But, he was sad, because...because he was lost... he was lost and very sad. And then, | {{L|Squidward|Oh, very sad. Umm... "There once was a little angler ''[the page he's reading is actually of the story Jack and Jill]'' who was, uh, little and sad. ''[SpongeBob whimpers]'' One day the little sad angler was walking through the park. ''[SpongeBob begins to chuckle with joy]'' But, he was sad, because...because he was lost... he was lost and very sad. And then, he— he started to cry. ''[SpongeBob begins to choke up]'' He cried and he cried. And he cried even more. ''[SpongeBob shakes with sadness]'' And he kept crying... ''[SpongeBob strains and forces back tears]'' ...and crying and crying and crying and...that's right. You can do it.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm wondering if it might not be so healthy to hold in all my tears, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm wondering if it might not be so healthy to hold in all my tears, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're exactly right, SpongeBob. Let it all out. Don't fight the feel--''[the second hand on the clock ticks closer to midnight]'' Ten, nine...do it, do it, cry...eight, seven, six, five...come on! ''[the dam inside SpongeBob's brain begins to crack]'' ...four, three, two, one! ''[the dam breaks]'' Midnight! ''[sighs, SpongeBob's body is turning wide]'' Well, SpongeBob, it looks like you won the... ''[SpongeBob's eyes burst with tears, shooting a flood towards Squidward and smacking him against the wall. The tears shoot out the windows, door crack, chimney, and other holes in his house. They spread to Patrick's house, causing an entire waterfall inside]''}} | {{L|Squidward|You're exactly right, SpongeBob. Let it all out. Don't fight the feel--''[the second hand on the clock ticks closer to midnight]'' Ten, nine...do it, do it, cry...eight, seven, six, five...come on! ''[the dam inside SpongeBob's brain begins to crack]'' ...four, three, two, one! ''[the dam breaks]'' Midnight! ''[sighs, SpongeBob's body is turning wide]'' Well, SpongeBob, it looks like you won the... ''[SpongeBob's eyes burst with tears, shooting a flood towards Squidward and smacking him against the wall. The tears shoot out the windows, door crack, chimney, and other holes in his house. They spread to Patrick's house, causing an entire waterfall inside]''}} | ||
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