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{{L|''[inside his pineapple house, SpongeBob is laying in bed snoring, his foghorn alarm sounds and he wakes up immediately; he inhales deeply, then sighs and opens his window curtains]''}} | {{L|''[inside his pineapple house, SpongeBob is laying in bed snoring, his foghorn alarm sounds and he wakes up immediately; he inhales deeply, then sighs and opens his window curtains]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, day! ''[he begins to walk, but accidently steps on the top of his big toe]'' Oww! ''[falls over, but gets back up with his toe sore]'' I stubbed my toe! ''[he cries profusely, and | {{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, day! ''[he begins to walk, but accidently steps on the top of his big toe]'' Oww! ''[falls over, but gets back up with his toe sore]'' I stubbed my toe! ''[he cries profusely, and continuously like a fountain, leaving a puddle surrounding him]'' I stubbed my toe! I was walking around and I stubbed my toe! ''[later, he walks into his closet and searches though a long line of identical SquarePants while humming; he picks one, but the wire hanger rips through the side]'' D'oh, that was my favorite shirt. ''[cries; later, he appears at his breakfast table eating oatmeal while listening to the radio]''}} | ||
{{L|Radio DJ|And that was "Asia" by Eely Dan. Next up is Lionel Fishy with his hit, "Sad Song".}} | {{L|Radio DJ|And that was "Asia" by Eely Dan. Next up is Lionel Fishy with his hit, "Sad Song".}} | ||
{{L|''[the sad song begins to play, and SpongeBob begins to cry]''}} | {{L|''[the sad song begins to play, and SpongeBob begins to cry again]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's a sad song!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's a sad song!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[inside his house, wearing a robe and towel, while holding a cup of tea and a danish]'' That SpongeBob is such a crybaby. And lucky me I get to work with him all day. ''[he takes a bite out of his danish while SpongeBob continues to cry from inside his house; later, at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is flipping Krabby Patties while singing]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[inside his house, wearing a robe and towel, while holding a cup of tea and a danish]'' That SpongeBob is such a crybaby. And lucky me I get to work with him all day. ''[he takes a bite out of his danish while SpongeBob continues to cry from inside his house; later, at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is flipping Krabby Patties while singing]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|He was a good little Krabby Patty. ''[sniffs]'' I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor, I--''[opens the trash lid and begins crying]''--I came to love him! ''[the patty slowly slides off his spatula and into the trash bin]'' It just isn't fair! ''[he cries even louder, soaking and enraging Squidward from the counter window]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|He was a good little Krabby Patty. ''[sniffs]'' I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor, I--''[opens the trash lid and begins crying]''--I came to love him! ''[the patty slowly slides off his spatula and into the trash bin]'' It just isn't fair! ''[he cries even louder, soaking and enraging Squidward from the counter window]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and—}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing | {{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak again, but Squidward interrupts him very loudly]'' KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!!! ''[he pants, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[stifled]'' You yelled at me! ''[sobs loudly, continuing to soak Squidward with tears]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[stifled]'' You yelled at me! YOU YELLED AT ME! ''[sobs loudly, continuing to soak Squidward with tears]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}} | {{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|And you wrote that number on a chalkboard.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|And you wrote that number on a chalkboard.}} | ||
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{{L|''[the video begins to play, showing SpongeBob crying in the Krusty Krab, in a grocery store, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, in Jellyfish Fields, in the bathroom, and more like near a bus stop for no reason]''}} | {{L|''[the video begins to play, showing SpongeBob crying in the Krusty Krab, in a grocery store, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, in Jellyfish Fields, in the bathroom, and more like near a bus stop for no reason]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in the video]'' Boo! Hoo! Boohoo! Sob. Whimper.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[in the video]'' Boo! Hoo! Boohoo! Sob. Whimper.}} | ||
*''[a time card is shown on screen, which the French Narrator reads aloud]'' | |||
{{L|Narrator|Thousands of tears later...}} | {{L|Narrator|Thousands of tears later...}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob continues to watch himself crying in the video]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob continues to watch himself crying in the video]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah, talk to you later.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, talk to you later.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, see ya. ''[hangs up, then walks back up to Squidward]'' Okay, it's a bet.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|All right, see ya. ''[hangs up, then walks back up to Squidward]'' Okay, it's a bet.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[shakes SpongeBob's hand]'' Fine. If you cry one tear before midnight, you have to...''[thinks]'' Wash my bike, clean out my rain gutters, and do all my yard work for a year.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[shakes SpongeBob's hand]'' Fine. If you cry one tear before midnight, you have to... ''[thinks]'' Wash my bike, clean out my rain gutters, and do all my yard work for a year.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds fair to me. And if I make it to midnight without crying, you'll come to a slumber party at my place. Just you and me. ''[Squidward retches]'' Ooh, what's the matter?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sounds fair to me. And if I make it to midnight without crying, you'll come to a slumber party at my place. Just you and me. ''[Squidward retches]'' Ooh, what's the matter?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Um, nothing, I just threw up a little in my mouth. ''[begins talking in his thoughts]'' No need to worry, Squiddy. You've outdone yourself. He'll be crying in ten minutes. ''[laughs out loud; in the evening, he and SpongeBob are now walking home from work]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Um, nothing, I just threw up a little in my mouth. ''[begins talking in his thoughts]'' No need to worry, Squiddy. You've outdone yourself. He'll be crying in ten minutes. ''[laughs out loud; in the evening, he and SpongeBob are now walking home from work]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps quietly in awe]'' It's... ''[the Bikini Bottom Choir drives by singing an angelic note, Squidward chuckles as SpongeBob's eyes begin to twinkle and water]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps quietly in awe]'' It's... ''[the Bikini Bottom Choir drives by singing an angelic note, Squidward chuckles as SpongeBob's eyes begin to twinkle and water]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Is that a tear I see? ''[the sunset disappears]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Is that a tear I see? ''[the sunset disappears]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh well, sunset's over. ''[walks off, Squidward scoffs in frustration; later, they both enter SpongeBob's house]'' Nice of you to drop in, neighbor.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, well, sunset's over. ''[walks off, Squidward scoffs in frustration; later, they both enter SpongeBob's house]'' Nice of you to drop in, neighbor.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Nice of you to have me, I--''[sees something]'' Oh, look SpongeBob. Gary's sleeping.}} | {{L|Squidward|Nice of you to have me, I--''[sees something]'' Oh, look SpongeBob. Gary's sleeping.}} | ||
{{L|''[Gary appears on a stack of newspapers sleeping, snoring and meowing]''}} | {{L|''[Gary appears on a stack of newspapers sleeping, snoring and meowing]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|That is just so adorable. Almost makes you want to cry.}} | {{L|Squidward|That is just so adorable. Almost makes you want to cry.}} | ||
{{L|''[Gary begins to drool in his sleep]''}} | {{L|''[Gary begins to drool in his sleep]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah. ''[snaps out of it]'' No! There shall be no tears in this house tonight! ''[walks off into the kitchen]'' La | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah. ''[snaps out of it]'' No! There shall be no tears in this house tonight! ''[walks off into the kitchen]'' La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.}} | ||
{{L|''[the mail comes in through the mail slot in SpongeBob's door]''}} | {{L|''[the mail comes in through the mail slot in SpongeBob's door]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, SpongeBob.}} | ||
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{{L|Anchor Fish|And finally, sad news for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fans.}} | {{L|Anchor Fish|And finally, sad news for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fans.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward excitedly raises up the volume]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward excitedly raises up the volume]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What, what, what?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[voice breaks]'' What, what, what?}} | ||
{{L|Anchor Fish|They will only be showing The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Show seven times a day instead of eight—SpongeBob: ''[sweating, changes the channel]'' Let's watch something else Squidward, okay?}} | {{L|Anchor Fish|They will only be showing The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Show seven times a day instead of eight—SpongeBob: ''[sweating, changes the channel]'' Let's watch something else Squidward, okay?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Fine!}} | {{L|Squidward|Fine!}} | ||
{{L|''[the channel changes to a show where a dad fish is walking out of his house for work while a kid fish plays with a baseball in the yard]''}} | {{L|''[the channel changes to a show where a dad fish is walking out of his house for work while a kid fish plays with a baseball in the yard]''}} | ||
{{L|Kid Fish|Hey Dad, how about a game of catch? ''[he throws the baseball in front of his bored dad]''}} | {{L|Kid Fish|Hey, Dad, how about a game of catch? ''[he throws the baseball in front of his bored dad]''}} | ||
{{L|Dad Fish|Sorry son, I'm late for work.}} | {{L|Dad Fish|Sorry, son, I'm late for work.}} | ||
{{L|Kid Fish|''[disappointedly]'' Okay, Dad. ''[his dad throws the baseball back]''}} | {{L|Kid Fish|''[disappointedly]'' Okay, Dad. ''[his dad throws the baseball back]''}} | ||
{{L|Dad Fish|''[tosses his briefcase]'' I guess I can stay for a few throws.}} | {{L|Dad Fish|''[tosses his briefcase]'' I guess I can stay for a few throws.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|How about a bedtime story?}} | {{L|Squidward|How about a bedtime story?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Now you're talking! ''[later in his room, he lays in bed with Squidward]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|Now you're talking! ''[later in his room, he lays in bed with Squidward]'' Whatcha gonna read me, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Umm... ''[nervously searches through the pages]'' How 'bout The Little Angler Who Got Lost?}} | {{L|Squidward|Umm... ''[nervously searches through the pages]'' How 'bout The Little Angler Who Got Lost?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That sounds like a very sad story.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That sounds like a very sad story.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, very sad. Umm... "There once was a little angler ''[the page he's reading is actually of the story Jack and Jill]'' who was, uh, little and sad. ''[SpongeBob whimpers]'' One day the little sad angler was walking through the park. ''[SpongeBob begins to chuckle with joy]'' But, he was sad, because...because he was lost... he was lost and very sad. And then, he— he started to cry. ''[SpongeBob begins to choke up]'' He cried and he cried. And he cried even more. ''[SpongeBob shakes with sadness]'' And he kept crying... ''[SpongeBob strains and forces back tears]'' ...and crying and crying and crying and...that's right. You can do it.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, very sad. Umm... "There once was a little angler ''[the page he's reading is actually of the story Jack and Jill]'' who was, uh, little and sad. ''[SpongeBob whimpers]'' One day the little sad angler was walking through the park. ''[SpongeBob begins to chuckle with joy]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Walking...}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|But, he was sad, because...because he was lost... he was lost and very sad. And then, he— he started to cry. ''[SpongeBob begins to choke up]'' He cried and he cried. And he cried even more. ''[SpongeBob shakes with sadness]'' And he kept crying... ''[SpongeBob strains and forces back tears]'' ...and crying and crying and crying and...that's right. You can do it.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm wondering if it might not be so healthy to hold in all my tears, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm wondering if it might not be so healthy to hold in all my tears, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're exactly right, SpongeBob. Let it all out. Don't fight the feel--''[the second hand on the clock ticks closer to midnight]'' Ten, nine...do it, do it, cry...eight, seven, six, five...come on! ''[the dam inside SpongeBob's brain begins to crack]'' ...four, three, two, one! ''[the dam breaks]'' Midnight! ''[sighs, SpongeBob's body is turning wide]'' Well, SpongeBob, it looks like you won the... ''[SpongeBob's eyes burst with tears, shooting a flood towards Squidward and smacking him against the wall. The tears shoot out the windows, door crack, chimney, and other holes in his house. They spread to Patrick's house, causing an entire waterfall inside]''}} | {{L|Squidward|You're exactly right, SpongeBob. Let it all out. Don't fight the feel--''[the second hand on the clock ticks closer to midnight]'' Ten, nine...do it, do it, cry...eight, seven, six, five...come on! ''[the dam inside SpongeBob's brain begins to crack]'' ...four, three, two, one! ''[the dam breaks, and a river of tears begins to rush out]'' Midnight! ''[sighs, SpongeBob's body is turning wide]'' Well, SpongeBob, it looks like you won the... ''[SpongeBob's eyes burst with tears, shooting a flood towards Squidward and smacking him against the wall. The tears shoot out the windows, door crack, chimney, and other holes in his house. They spread to Patrick's house, causing an entire waterfall inside]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Wow, what a great show.}} | {{L|Patrick|Wow, what a great show.}} | ||
{{L|''[The tears flood the Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|''[The tears flood the Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[standing on his desk, holding a fat stack of money away from the tears]'' Well, at least we're still together, little ones.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[standing on his desk, holding a fat stack of money away from the tears]'' Well, at least we're still together, little ones.}} | ||
{{L|''[The Bikini Bottom Choir drives through the flood holding the angelic note; at SpongeBob's house, the tears continue to spray into Squidward's face, then stop | {{L|''[The Bikini Bottom Choir drives through the flood holding the angelic note; at SpongeBob's house, the tears continue to spray into Squidward's face, then stop; the cuckoo scallop hits him on the head. Now, SpongeBob and Squidward sit in front of the TV]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[holding out a bowl of popcorn]'' More popcorn, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[holding out a bowl of popcorn]'' More popcorn, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No, no. No, no. Please.}} | {{L|Squidward|No, no. No, no. Please.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[eating popcorn]'' Don't be shy now. I'm made extra. ''[Squidward begins to whimper, SpongeBob rubs his shoulders]'' That's all right, let it out. You can cry all you want. You're among friends here.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[eating popcorn]'' Don't be shy now. I'm made extra. ''[Squidward begins to whimper, SpongeBob rubs his shoulders]'' That's all right, let it out. You can cry all you want. You're among friends here.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward whimpers even harder]'' | {{L|''[Squidward whimpers even harder]''} | ||
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- [a time card is shown on screen, which the French Narrator reads aloud]
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