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{{L|SpongeBob|That's a sad song!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's a sad song!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[inside his house, wearing a robe and towel, while holding a cup of tea and a danish]'' That SpongeBob is such a crybaby. And lucky me I get to work with him all day. ''[he takes a bite out of his danish while SpongeBob continues to cry from inside his house; later, at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is flipping Krabby Patties while singing]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[inside his house, wearing a robe and towel, while holding a cup of tea and a danish]'' That SpongeBob is such a crybaby. And lucky me I get to work with him all day. ''[he takes a bite out of his danish while SpongeBob continues to cry from inside his house; later, at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is flipping Krabby Patties while singing]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[enters abruptly, startling SpongeBob who flips the patty into the air]'' SpongeBob, guess what? ''[the patty lands on the ground]'' Yeah, I'll come back later. ''[goes back into his office, SpongeBob sadly picks the patty up by his spatula and carries it to the trash bin]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[enters abruptly, startling SpongeBob, who flips the patty into the air]'' SpongeBob, guess what? ''[the patty lands on the ground]'' Yeah, I'll come back later. ''[goes back into his office, SpongeBob sadly picks the patty up by his spatula and carries it to the trash bin]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|He was a good little Krabby Patty. ''[sniffs]'' I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor, I--''[opens the trash lid and begins crying]''--I came to love him! ''[the patty slowly slides off his spatula and into the trash bin]'' It just isn't fair! ''[he cries even louder, soaking and enraging Squidward from the counter window]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|He was a good little Krabby Patty. ''[sniffs]'' I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor, I--''[opens the trash lid and begins crying]''--I came to love him! ''[the patty slowly slides off his spatula and into the trash bin]'' It just isn't fair! ''[he cries even louder, soaking and enraging Squidward from the counter window]''}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and—}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and he—}}
{{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak again, but Squidward interrupts him very loudly]'' KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!!! ''[he pants, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}}
{{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak again, but Squidward interrupts him very loudly]'' KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!!! ''[he pants, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[stifled]'' You yelled at me! YOU YELLED AT ME! ''[sobs loudly, continuing to soak Squidward with tears]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[stifled]'' You yelled at me! YOU YELLED AT ME! ''[sobs loudly, continuing to soak Squidward with tears]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|It's a quick montage of flashbacks I've edited together that shows the hundreds of tears you have cried over the years.}}
{{L|Squidward|It's a quick montage of flashbacks I've edited together that shows the hundreds of tears you have cried over the years.}}
{{L|''[the video begins to play, showing SpongeBob crying in the Krusty Krab, in a grocery store, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, in Jellyfish Fields, in the bathroom, and more like near a bus stop for no reason]''}}
{{L|''[the video begins to play, showing SpongeBob crying in the Krusty Krab, in a grocery store, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, in Jellyfish Fields, in the bathroom, and more like near a bus stop for no reason]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in the video]'' Boo! Hoo! Boohoo! Sob. Whimper.}}{{L|Narrator|Thousands of tears later...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in the video]'' Boo! Hoo! Boohoo! Sob. Whimper.}}
{{L|Narrator|Thousands of tears later...}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob continues to watch himself crying in the video]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob continues to watch himself crying in the video]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, guess I do cry a lot. I promise I won't cry anymore.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, guess I do cry a lot. I promise I won't cry anymore.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|All right, see ya. ''[hangs up, then walks back up to Squidward]'' Okay, it's a bet.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, see ya. ''[hangs up, then walks back up to Squidward]'' Okay, it's a bet.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[shakes SpongeBob's hand]'' Fine. If you cry one tear before midnight, you have to... ''[thinks]'' Wash my bike, clean out my rain gutters, and do all my yard work for a year.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[shakes SpongeBob's hand]'' Fine. If you cry one tear before midnight, you have to... ''[thinks]'' Wash my bike, clean out my rain gutters, and do all my yard work for a year.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds fair to me. And if I make it to midnight without crying, you'll come to a slumber party at my place. Just you and me. ''[Squidward retches]'' Ooh, what's the matter?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds fair to me. And if I make it to midnight without crying, you'll come to a slumber party at my place. Just you and me. ''[Squidward retches and swallows]'' Ooh, what's the matter?}}
{{L|Squidward|Um, nothing, I just threw up a little in my mouth. ''[begins talking in his thoughts]'' No need to worry, Squiddy. You've outdone yourself. He'll be crying in ten minutes. ''[laughs out loud; in the evening, he and SpongeBob are now walking home from work]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Um, nothing, I just threw up a little in my mouth. ''[begins talking in his thoughts]'' No need to worry, Squiddy. You've outdone yourself. He'll be crying in ten minutes. ''[laughs out loud; in the evening, he and SpongeBob are now walking home from work]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks again for walking with me, Squidward.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks again for walking with me, Squidward.}}

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