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 {{L|Squidward|Hey, use your mirrors, fool!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Mirrors? Oh, that reminds me. I haven't adjusted this one yet. ''[adjusts it to where the light in the reflection blinds Squidward]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Ah! Can't see! D'oh! ''[puts on sunglasses and giggles. Screams as he crashes into a brick wall. Footage from live-action Japanese Crash test dummy is showing with Squidward's head replacing the Japanese dummy’s head! He slides out of his seat]'' Ow.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Ah! Can't see! D'oh! ''[puts on sunglasses and giggles. Screams as he crashes into a brick wall. Footage from live-action Japanese Crash test dummy is showing with Squidward's head replacing the Japanese dummy's head! He slides out of his seat]'' Ow.}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Finally, and most importantly, a driver with boat smarts always pays attention to his surroundings and avoids distractions. Notice how this driver's eyes are locked firmly on the road. ''[Squidward's eyes turn into a lock but vision the road as well. Cut to SpongeBob eating a Krabby Patty and reading the newspaper while driving]'' And here we have the epitome of a driver who is carelessly distracting himself from the road and safety. ''[SpongeBob is shaving himself while driving the wrong way on a one way street. Tom is shaking his fist, Sadie looks at SpongeBob and Fred shaking his fist in the air. He causes a woman to crash into a streetlight pole]''}}
 {{L|Sadie|''[screams]'' Jerk!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hi there!}}
-{{L|Nat|Help! Lunatic driver! ''[crashes his boat into SpongeBob’s but SpongeBob’s boat is unharmed and keeps driving. He causes many drivers to flip their boats over and get in accidents]''}}
+{{L|Nat|Help! Lunatic driver! ''[crashes his boat into SpongeBob's but SpongeBob's boat is unharmed and keeps driving. He causes many drivers to flip their boats over and get in accidents]''}}
 {{L|Thaddeus|Oh my God!}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|SpongeBob, I mean, a boater without boat smarts shows contempt for his boater brethren and the law. ''[SpongeBob’s boat slips in some water and turns around and around]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|SpongeBob, I mean, a boater without boat smarts shows contempt for his boater brethren and the law. ''[SpongeBob's boat slips in some water and turns around and around]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Lalalalalalalalala! Whee! ''[his boat is driving backwards now]'' Hi, Squidward. Hi, Mrs. Puff. ''[Squidward and Mrs. Puff scream. SpongeBob’s boat stops on a rock and tilts upward, causing Squidward's boat to fly up into the air then into the pile of boat mobiles that are in the accident. Mrs. Puff blows up to a big puffer fish]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Lalalalalalalalala! Whee! ''[his boat is driving backwards now]'' Hi, Squidward. Hi, Mrs. Puff. ''[Squidward and Mrs. Puff scream. SpongeBob's boat stops on a rock and tilts upward, causing Squidward's boat to fly up into the air then into the pile of boat mobiles that are in the accident. Mrs. Puff blows up to a big puffer fish]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts! ''[laughs and drives off, making dust and the low quality video recorder stops]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Never mind.}}
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