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{{L|Narrator|"Boat Smarts with Mrs. Puff" | {{L|Narrator|"Boat Smarts with Mrs. Puff". This driving film is brought to you by: C.O.B.B.U.T.K.S.B.S.P.O.T.R.A.O.O.B.A.T. Citizens Of Bikini Bottom United To Keep SpongeBob SquarePants Off The Road And Out Of Boats All Together, And Boats Like You. }} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Good day, future motorists. I'm Mrs. Puff, state accredited boating instructor. Today, we'll be discussing the differences between a driver with boat smarts... ''[cut to Squidward in a pilot uniform]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Good day, future motorists. I'm Mrs. Puff, state accredited boating instructor. Today, we'll be discussing the differences between a driver with boat smarts... ''[cut to Squidward in a pilot uniform]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ripping good day for a spot of driving.}} | {{L|Squidward|Ripping good day for a spot of driving.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Hey, use your mirrors, fool!}} | {{L|Squidward|Hey, use your mirrors, fool!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mirrors? Oh, that reminds me. I haven't adjusted this one yet. ''[adjusts it to where the light in the reflection blinds Squidward]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mirrors? Oh, that reminds me. I haven't adjusted this one yet. ''[adjusts it to where the light in the reflection blinds Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ah! Can't see! D'oh! ''[puts on sunglasses and giggles. Screams as he crashes into a brick wall. Footage from live-action Japanese Crash test dummy is showing with Squidward's head replacing the Japanese dummy's head | {{L|Squidward|Ah! Can't see! D'oh! ''[puts on sunglasses and giggles. Screams as he crashes into a brick wall. Footage from live-action Japanese Crash test dummy is showing with Squidward's head replacing the Japanese dummy's head. He slides out of his seat]'' Ow.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Finally, and most importantly, a driver with boat smarts always pays attention to his surroundings and avoids distractions. Notice how this driver's eyes are locked firmly on the road. ''[Squidward's eyes turn into a lock but vision the road as well. Cut to SpongeBob eating a Krabby Patty and reading the newspaper while driving]'' And here we have the epitome of a driver who is carelessly distracting himself from the road and safety. ''[SpongeBob is shaving himself while driving the wrong way on a one way street. Tom is shaking his fist, Sadie looks at SpongeBob and Fred shaking his fist in the air. He causes a woman to crash into a streetlight pole]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Finally, and most importantly, a driver with boat smarts always pays attention to his surroundings and avoids distractions. Notice how this driver's eyes are locked firmly on the road. ''[Squidward's eyes turn into a lock but vision the road as well. Cut to SpongeBob eating a Krabby Patty and reading the newspaper while driving]'' And here we have the epitome of a driver who is carelessly distracting himself from the road and safety. ''[SpongeBob is shaving himself while driving the wrong way on a one way street. Tom is shaking his fist, Sadie looks at SpongeBob and Fred shaking his fist in the air. He causes a woman to crash into a streetlight pole]''}} | ||
{{L|Sadie|''[screams]'' Jerk!}} | {{L|Sadie|''[screams]'' Jerk!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts! ''[laughs and drives off, making dust and the low quality video recorder stops]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts! ''[laughs and drives off, making dust and the low quality video recorder stops]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Never mind.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Never mind.}} | ||
{{L|Spongebob|Did You Like It, puff? My Part Is The Japanese Dummy.}} | |||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|(in an voice who looks like an doctor, and broken man) What Fun. (happily) SO I LIKE IT!!}} | |||
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