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{{L|''[the sad song begins to play, and SpongeBob begins to cry again]''}}
{{L|''[the sad song begins to play, and SpongeBob begins to cry again]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's a sad song!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's a sad song!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[inside his house, wearing a robe and towel, while holding a cup of tea and a danish]'' That SpongeBob is such a crybaby. And lucky me I get to work with him all day. ''[he takes a bite out of his danish while SpongeBob continues to cry from inside his house; later, at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is flipping Krabby Patties while singing]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[inside his house, wearing a robe and towel, while holding a cup of tea and a danish]'' That SpongeBob is such a crybaby,lucky me I get to work with him all day. ''[he takes a bite out of his danish while SpongeBob continues to cry from inside his house; later, at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is flipping Krabby Patties while singing]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[enters abruptly, startling SpongeBob, who flips the patty into the air]'' SpongeBob, guess what? ''[the patty lands on the ground]'' Yeah, I'll come back later. ''[goes back into his office, SpongeBob sadly picks the patty up by his spatula and carries it to the trash bin]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[enters abruptly, startling SpongeBob, who flips the patty into the air]'' SpongeBob, guess what? ''[the patty lands on the ground]'' Yeah, I'll come back later. ''[goes back into his office, SpongeBob sadly picks the patty up by his spatula and carries it to the trash bin]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|He was a good little Krabby Patty. ''[sniffs]'' I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor, I--''[opens the trash lid and begins crying]''--I came to love him! ''[the patty slowly slides off his spatula and into the trash bin]'' It just isn't fair! ''[he cries even louder, soaking and enraging Squidward from the counter window]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|He was a good little Krabby Patty. ''[sniffs]'' I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor, I--''[opens the trash lid and begins crying]''--I came to love him! ''[the patty slowly slides off his spatula and into the trash bin]'' It just isn't fair! ''[he cries even louder, soaking and enraging Squidward from the counter window]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, guess I do cry a lot. I promise I won't cry anymore.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, guess I do cry a lot. I promise I won't cry anymore.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, nonsense! I bet you can't go the rest of the day without crying.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, nonsense! I bet you can't go the rest of the day without crying.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[realizes something]'' Excuse me a moment. ''[he walks up to a rotary telephone and dials it, Patrick appears lazily sitting on his couch when his own phone rings]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[realizes something]'' Excuse me a minute. ''[he walks up to a rotary telephone and dials it, Patrick appears lazily sitting on his couch when his own phone rings]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[answers it]'' Star... residence. Patrick speaking.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[answers it]'' Star... residence. Patrick speaking.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds fair to me. And if I make it to midnight without crying, you'll come to a slumber party at my place. Just you and me. ''[Squidward retches and swallows]'' Ooh, what's the matter?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds fair to me. And if I make it to midnight without crying, you'll come to a slumber party at my place. Just you and me. ''[Squidward retches and swallows]'' Ooh, what's the matter?}}
{{L|Squidward|Um, nothing, I just threw up a little in my mouth. ''[begins talking in his thoughts]'' No need to worry, Squiddy. You've outdone yourself. He'll be crying in ten minutes. ''[laughs out loud; in the evening, he and SpongeBob are now walking home from work]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Um, nothing, I just threw up a little in my mouth. ''[begins talking in his thoughts]'' No need to worry, Squiddy. You've outdone yourself. He'll be crying in ten minutes. ''[laughs out loud; in the evening, he and SpongeBob are now walking home from work]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks again for walking with me, Squidward.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks again for walking home with me, Squidward.}}
{{L|Squidward|There's a first time for everything. ''[under his breath]'' Also, I'd like to win this bet as soon as possible. ''[chuckles devilishly]''}}
{{L|Squidward|There's a first time for everything. ''[under his breath]'' Also, I'd like to win this bet as soon as possible. ''[chuckles devilishly]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[speaking in his thoughts]'' I am not gonna cry. I am not gonna cry. ''[straining, he speaks out loud]'' I can do this.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[speaking in his thoughts]'' I am not gonna cry. I am not gonna cry. ''[straining, he speaks out loud]'' I can do this.}}

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