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{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, day! ''[he begins to walk, but accidentally steps on the top of his big toe]'' Oww! ''[falls over, but gets back up with his toe sore]'' I stubbed my toe! ''[he cries profusely, and continuously like a fountain, leaving a puddle surrounding him]'' I stubbed my toe! I was walking around and I stubbed my toe! ''[later, he walks into his closet and searches though a long line of identical SquarePants while humming; he picks one, but the wire hanger rips through the side]'' D'oh, that was my favorite shirt. ''[cries; later, he appears at his breakfast table eating oatmeal while listening to the radio]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, day! ''[he begins to walk, but accidentally steps on the top of his big toe]'' Oww! ''[falls over, but gets back up with his toe sore]'' I stubbed my toe! ''[he cries profusely, and continuously like a fountain, leaving a puddle surrounding him]'' I stubbed my toe! I was walking around and I stubbed my toe! ''[later, he walks into his closet and searches though a long line of identical SquarePants while humming; he picks one, but the wire hanger rips through the side]'' D'oh, that was my favorite shirt. ''[cries; later, he appears at his breakfast table eating oatmeal while listening to the radio]''}} | ||
{{L|Radio DJ|And that was "Aja" by Eely Dan. Next up is Lionel Fishy with his hit, "Sad Song".}} | {{L|Radio DJ|And that was "Aja" by Eely Dan. Next up is Lionel Fishy with his hit, "Sad Song".}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[The sad song begins to play, and SpongeBob begins to cry again.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's a sad song!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's a sad song!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[inside his house, wearing a robe and towel, while holding a cup of tea and a danish]'' That SpongeBob is such a crybaby. Lucky me I get to work with him all day. ''[he takes a bite out of his danish while SpongeBob continues to cry from inside his house; later, at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is flipping Krabby Patties while singing]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[inside his house, wearing a robe and towel, while holding a cup of tea and a danish]'' That SpongeBob is such a crybaby. Lucky me, I get to work with him all day. ''[he takes a bite out of his danish while SpongeBob continues to cry from inside his house; later, at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is flipping Krabby Patties while singing]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[enters abruptly, startling SpongeBob, who flips the patty into the air]'' SpongeBob, guess what? ''[the patty lands on the ground]'' Yeah, I'll come back later. ''[goes back into his office, SpongeBob sadly picks the patty up by his spatula and carries it to the trash bin]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[enters abruptly, startling SpongeBob, who flips the patty into the air]'' SpongeBob, guess what? ''[the patty lands on the ground]'' Yeah, I'll come back later. ''[goes back into his office, SpongeBob sadly picks the patty up by his spatula and carries it to the trash bin]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|He was a good little Krabby Patty. ''[sniffs]'' I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor, I--''[opens the trash lid and begins crying]''--I came to love him! ''[the patty slowly slides off his spatula and into the trash bin]'' It just isn't fair! ''[he cries even louder, soaking and enraging Squidward from the counter window]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|He was a good little Krabby Patty. ''[sniffs]'' I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor, I--''[opens the trash lid and begins crying]''--I came to love him! ''[the patty slowly slides off his spatula and into the trash bin]'' It just isn't fair! ''[he cries even louder, soaking and enraging Squidward from the counter window]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and he—}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and he—}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak again, but Squidward interrupts him very loudly]'' KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!!! ''[he pants heavily, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}} | {{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak again, but Squidward interrupts him very loudly]'' KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!!! ''[he pants heavily, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[stifled]'' You yelled at me! YOU YELLED AT ME! ''[sobs loudly, continuing to soak Squidward with tears while Squidward gives | {{L|SpongeBob|''[stifled]'' You yelled at me! YOU YELLED AT ME! ''[sobs loudly, continuing to soak Squidward with tears while Squidward gives himself a depressed look on his face, realizing yelling isn't going to help]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}} | {{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|And you wrote that number on a chalkboard.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|And you wrote that number on a chalkboard.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Do you think that I could go the rest of the day without crying?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Do you think that I could go the rest of the day without crying?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[mouth full with popcorn]'' Well, of course you can.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[mouth full with popcorn]'' Well, of course you can.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, great, thanks Patrick.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, great, thanks, Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Umm... sure. And did you remember to put that package outside where I told you?}} | {{L|Patrick|Umm... sure. And did you remember to put that package outside where I told you?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but I left it in a different spot. Just ask Gary, he knows where it is.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but I left it in a different spot. Just ask Gary, he knows where it is.}} | ||
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