A Day Without Tears/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[Inside his pineapple house, SpongeBob is laying in bed snoring. His foghorn alarm sounds and he wakes up immediately; he inhales deeply, then sighs and opens his window curtains]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, day! ''[he begins to walk, but accidentally steps on the top of his big toe]'' Oww! ''[falls over, but gets back up with his toe sore]'' I stubbed my toe! ''[he cries profusely, and continuously like a fountain, leaving a puddle surrounding him]'' I stubbed my toe! I was walking around and I stubbed my toe! ''[later, he walks into his closet and searches though a long line of identical SquarePants while humming; he picks one, but the wire hanger rips through the side]'' D'oh, that was my favorite shirt! ''[cries; later, he appears at his breakfast table eating oatmeal while listening to the radio]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, day! ''[he begins to walk, but accidentally steps on the top of his big toe]'' Oww! ''[falls over, but gets back up with his toe sore]'' I stubbed my toe! ''[he cries profusely, and continuously like a fountain, leaving a puddle surrounding him]'' I stubbed my toe! I was walking around and I stubbed my toe! ''[later, he walks into his closet and searches though a long line of identical SquarePants while humming; he picks one, but the wire hanger rips through the side]'' D'oh, that was my favorite shirt. ''[cries; later, he appears at his breakfast table eating oatmeal while listening to the radio]''}}
 {{L|Radio DJ|And that was "Aja" by Eely Dan. Next up is Lionel Fishy with his hit, "Sad Song".}}
 {{L|''[The sad song begins to play, and SpongeBob begins to cry again.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|A so sad song!!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's a sad song!}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[inside his house, wearing a robe and towel, while holding a cup of tea and a danish]'' That SpongeBob is such a crybaby. Lucky me, I get to work with him all day. ''[he takes a bite out of his danish while SpongeBob continues to cry from inside his house; later, at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is flipping Krabby Patties while singing]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[enters abruptly, startling SpongeBob, who flips the patty into the air]'' SpongeBob, guess what? ''[the patty lands on the ground]'' Yeah, I'll come back later. ''[goes back into his office, SpongeBob sadly picks the patty up by his spatula and carries it to the trash can]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|He was a good little Krabby Patty. ''[sniffs]'' I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor, I--''[opens the trash lid and begins crying]''--I came to love him! ''[the patty slowly slides off his spatula and into the trash bin]'' It just isn't fair! ''[he cries even louder, soaking and enraging Squidward from the counter window]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and then i—}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and he—}}
 {{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak again, but Squidward interrupts him very loudly]'' Krabby Patty nothing! ''[he pants heavily, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[stifled]'' You yelled at me! You yelled at me! ''[sobs loudly, continuing to soak Squidward with tears while Squidward gives himself a depressed look on his face, realizing yelling isn't going to help]''}}